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S1 Ep133: Don't Judge Me, But... Jun 25, 2021

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There’s a cat in the room and it’s Bunny’s birthday!! Crystal had a Reno getaway, Pata Fria’s had a busy busy week. DNA testing, c-sections are serious, Crystal loves the Tootsie Roll.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
• 7 Deadly Sins (Showtime)
• The Accused (Hulu)
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S1 Ep132: Sharing The Dysfunction- feat. Judge Us Not Podcast Jun 17, 2021

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This week we tried something new and linked with the Judge Us Not podcast for some male perspective! We hope you enjoy!
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S1 Ep131: She's A Lot Like The Caldecott Tunnel Jun 10, 2021

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Pray we aren’t getting sick, keep an eye on creepy teachers, technology is really changing lives. There’s now a huge free resource for sex workers, don’t defend your children’s wrongdoings. A genital anomaly, let’s all educate ourselves on gender and sexuality.
This week’s tv recommendation is:
• Gender Revolution: A Journey w Katie Couric (Disney +)
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S1 Ep130: Let's Talk About My Tits Jun 03, 2021

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Crystal has dry socket, Pata Fria doesn’t have new brows but she does have new bras. Hackers are active on IG and we’re just constantly reminded how awful humans are. Don’t lie to AAA and don’t be afraid to ask where someone got their butt done.
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S1 Ep129: I'm Sorry, Robyn May 27, 2021

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Crystal is a registered foster dog mom, Pata Fria had a really nice bday. Nothing ever goes smooth so just laugh.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
• Ultimate Warrior documentary (A&E)
• The State of Texas vs Melissa (Hulu)
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• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• HB Crystals
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S1 Ep128: Thank You Jessica Simpson May 20, 2021

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Gemini season is upon us, don’t be outside with a dookie stain, urine therapy is not real and pregnancy fetish is pretty popular. Piercing is much worse the second time around, Crystal is still expanding her vocabulary and the human body is amazing.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
• Hoarders (Netflix)
• Unhinged (Amazon)
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S1 Ep127: He Bought Me These Pumps May 13, 2021

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Happy Mother’s Day, warm weather is upon us, Pata Fria is being responsible. Everybody doesn’t need kids, go thru your family’s texts, Crystal loves vibrating beds.
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S1 Ep126: Parsley Pussy May 07, 2021

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A day late and a dollar short. Crystal is missing her foster puppy and Pata Fria had a rollercoaster of a week. Beware of ticks, scabies and Californians may have an accent.
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S1 Ep125: Hood Foarder Apr 29, 2021

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Crystal has vertigo and a close relationship with AAA. Covid is still here, Rest In Peace CY. Pata Fria is liking her meds but being around people is still rough. Noise bothers you more when you get older, be careful with life coaches.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
• Insecure (HBO)
• I Care A Lot (Netflix) again lol
• The Family I Had (Amazon)
• Exterminate All The Brutes (HBO)
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area:
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S1 Ep124: Are You Dru Down? Apr 22, 2021

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We had some technical difficulties recording this episode, bear with us. Pata Fria is planning another surgery, Crystal had a run in with the cops. Bra shopping isn’t a good time and don’t hoard your Meals On Wheels containers!
This weeks tv recommendations are:
• 2020 (Hulu) The Chameleon and Tangled Web episodes
• Them (Amazon prime)
• The Lie (Amazon prime)
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area:
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