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S1 Ep143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby Sep 04, 2021

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Crystal Barbie wasn’t real, call her Crystal hot tits. Everyone needs to explode sometimes. HSP explains a lot. PeePee is doing much better, Natalia made everyone early valentines. Check the dates on all snacks always.
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S1 Ep142: Let's Joust Aug 26, 2021

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Bunny had her first fight, Crystal ate some bad food, Pata Fria is loving store deliveries and curbside service. When was the last time you ran full speed? Stay your asses off the milk crates and race play kinks are unfortunately a thing.
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S1 Ep141: Creamies Aug 22, 2021

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Happy Birthday Crystal, fussy babies and the first day of school. Don’t eat chocolate in the bed and does anyone know how long plan B lasts?
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S1 Ep140: And I Wasn't On Drugs Aug 12, 2021

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Crystal got embarrassed at Alpha Beta and has ugly nails. Pata Fria is a lonely girl, but don’t marry your cousin or your child. Starbucks is really slackin so thank god for Orbit Coffee!
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S1 Ep139: Meat Sweats Aug 05, 2021

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PMS is killing us. Was Crystal actually a southern woman in a past life? America’s eating habits are embarrassing. Don’t wait for the stink.
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S1 Ep138: Hide Your Wieners Jul 29, 2021

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We’re still wearing masks, Pata Fria’s sex drive is on it’s way back and Crystal got her mouth clawed. Don’t poison your family, be passive aggressive or start fires with your gender reveals.
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S1 Ep137: Beefy Mustache Jul 22, 2021

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We’re happy to be back, last week was eventful. Art show was a success, Crystal samples drinks before buying and Pata Fria is fixing her Marge. Please practice fire, covid and drug safety. Crystal has a connection to New Orleans and they love making themselves known.
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S1 Ep136: Pull Those Leggings Down Jul 15, 2021

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Welcome to the news.
PeePee is small and if you don’t have a medical clearance please make sure you’re at our art show. Pata Fria had a really vivid dream and beware of ticks! Door Dash has been a joke and Crystal’s phone is still x-rated.
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S1 Ep135: Put It In My Dead Mouth Jul 08, 2021

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Happy Birthday Frida Kahlo. Leo the cat used one of his lives and vets are kinda like car salesman. The art show is next week so buy your tickets now! PeePee is a true intellectual. Some twins are EXTRA close and Crystal discovered an awful fetish.
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S1 Ep134: Discount Code.. Hello Jul 01, 2021

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Crystal has boob sweat, Pata Fria’s back is broken. Pay attention to signs from the universe, love your friends while they’re here, Pata Fria is planning yet another surgery and Crystal loves 80s mullets.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
High On The Hog (Netflix)
Outcry (Showtime)
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