Hello Dysfunction

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S1 Ep153: On God's Birthday Dec 30, 2021

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Last episode of the year; 2021 has not been kind. You can stop being friends without becoming enemies. CDC said go to work. Don’t buy your kids tattoo machines. The Damato kids are hilarious. Snow trips with no adults. Roses for Jesus.
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S1 Ep152: AIDS Staples Dec 10, 2021

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We’re not starting a pet furniture line.
They can’t all be good days.
Crystal has been living on IG live.
Treat yourself to an occasional visit from a housekeeper.
Dog bites.
Poor family outings.
If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit
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S1 Ep151: It's a Pussy Wig Dec 03, 2021

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We’re so happy to be back.
Don’t let anyone put you in a closet.
Self love shouldn’t bother you.
Sober sex is different!
Tattoos are great.
If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit
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• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
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S1 Ep150: Make Me a Marionette Nov 25, 2021

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We love you Billy.
National Day of Mourning.
Don’t learn to make greens on the internet.
Autopsy tours should be a thing.
Frankenstein has moved out.
Hippos are living it up in Colombia.
In honor of Billy we’re bringing back the holiday tee, details how to purchase are available on our ig page.
If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit
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ANY amount helps, even just a share is so greatly appreciated.
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• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
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S1 Ep149: Ol' Trusty Red Nov 04, 2021

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We’re back after a rough couple weeks.
Pata Fria has a plastic surgery addiction. Billy gave us a huge scare. Check in with your kids and take mental health as seriously as physical health. Don’t go slow in the fast lane and always shower before you get waxed.
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S1 Ep148: Italian Instinct Oct 14, 2021

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It’s our 3 year anniversary week!!
The new iPhone update might have a sneaky new feature. Bad service in a restaurant is really a mood killer and if Crystal wants your recipe she’ll track you down!
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S1 Ep147: I"m a Big Ass Trick Oct 07, 2021

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Retrograde is bringing them old thangs back, don’t raise our rent. Crystal is a cool mom and also a part time plumber. Trains vs threesomes and Pata Fria booked another surgery.
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S1 Ep146: Why I Didn't Find One? Sep 30, 2021

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We’re back together again!
Crystal is a sex queen. Bunny’s becoming a bit of a problem and please always wash your hands!
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• Poshmark
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• Hella Infused
High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.
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S1 Ep145: You're Not To Be Trusted Sep 23, 2021

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Keep you head on a swivel, weirdos are out there. Raising sons isn’t always a great time. Pumpkin season is upon us and tiktok is great for life hacks.
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S1 Ep144: May The Best Pussy Win Sep 19, 2021

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Please note, this is our first episode recorded separately due to covid. Our quality of sound may have been somewhat compromised.
A few updates, a few write ins…everyone be safe and thank you for listening!
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• Poshmark
The seasons are changing, we’re ready to clean out our closets and grab some new items for fall!
Poshmark is the best reseller app on the market right now. It’s super easy to set up a closet to sell your items for cash and browse thru thousands of gently used and brand nee items at 70% below retail.
Right now Poshmark is extending a $10 discount to our listeners on your first purchase! Just use invite code dysfunction10 when you sign up! Invite code: dysfunction10
• Hella Infused
High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.
Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.
hellainfused.com
IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com

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