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S1 Ep113: “Most Valuble Playa” Jan 28, 2021

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It’s raining it’s pouring, Crystal got the vaccine and is in Facebook jail, AGAIN! Constipated babies, postpartum hair loss and Pata Fria might not be asexual after all. Eskimo sisters, don’t tattoo animals and stay out of ppl’s trash!
This week’s tv recommendation is:
Tell Me Who I Am (Netflix)
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S1 Ep112: Find My Balls Jan 21, 2021

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Crystal blows a nervous kiss, we reintroduce ourselves and Pata Fria’s mom hates green. Michigan is taking steps in the right direction, aggressive hippos are throwing off ecosystems and don’t get braces at anyone’s home.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Night Stalker (Netflix)
Unforgotten: 25yrs after Willowbrook (tubi)
An American Crime (tubi)
Hard Candy (tubi)
Book recommendations:
A Child Called “It”
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S1 Ep111: Wait, Look At My Socks Jan 14, 2021

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Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi)
Surviving Death (Netflix)
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S1 Ep110: Never Having Sex With You Again Jan 07, 2021

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Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays!
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Minimalists (Netflix)
The Wittman’s (ID Chanel)
Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu)
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S1 Ep109: Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others Dec 31, 2020

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2020 is trying to kill Pata Fria. Always practice fire safety. Having kids later in life might be the way to go and Pee Pee is very spiritual. Wipe your devices before gifting them. Don’t touch hot things. Tinder for corpses is unfortunately not a thing, but do you know a serial killer? Some listener questions and lots of laughs.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Songbird
Nekromantik
Diagnosis
I’m your woman
and Soul.
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S1 Ep108: E-40 Raised Me Dec 24, 2020

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It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Alabama Snake Murder on Middle Beach The BeeGees doc On The Record The Surgeon’s Cut Room 1028
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S1 Ep107: I Choose Violence Dec 10, 2020

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Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy.
This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix.
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S1 Ep106: Dessert Eggs Dec 04, 2020

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It’s been a CRAZY week. Irish cream is back, our families aren’t doing well, the covid vaccine is coming. Let’s read more books, weird new citizenship requirements, listener questions and cool things to watch while inside.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Hillbilly Elegy
The Kindergarten Teacher
Kennedy Assassination doc
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S1 Ep105: Beautiful Nov 26, 2020

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Xmas is here, let the decorating begin!
Covid scares, crazy soup and a platform shoe. Astral projection, helping our communities and cold raviolis.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Art of Racing In The Rain
Game of Thrones
and Antebellum
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S1 Ep104: And Altso Nov 19, 2020

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Rainy days, xmas decorations and cat capes. Independent women jumping batteries, covid is acting up again, don’t be materialistic.
Discrimination, mental health talk and tons of listener write ins!!
Enjoy
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