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High School Narcs and Mamaphiles Nov 16, 2023

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Hanna and Skylar discuss the "California mom who threw sick sex parties for teen son", Hanna's past of working as an undercover narc and Mama's versus pawrents. They also chitchat about Momfluencers, Feeld, and shooting your shot in the DM's. Sweetie or Salty? Find out this weekend on Don't Tell Mom.

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Men Just Shouldn't Have Feet Nov 09, 2023

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Hanna and Skylar are back and getting down to brass tacks about TedX Talks, men's fashion and Renaissance Adults. The gals also attempt to fill out a Love is Blind application, which ultimately becomes too sad. Is Gary from the Golden Bachelor low-key a serial killer? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Hot Dog & a Box of Ritalin Dec 23, 2021

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Hanna returns from Cancun still pale and discusses the value of marriage with the recently engaged Skylar. They also gossip about low-key Hollywood surgeries, open bars at weddings, and Hanna's new lip injections. They also shit on the Sex and the City reboot and debate Licorice Pizza. Hanna also vents about her AIDs scare.

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Taking Big (Creepy) Swings Dec 16, 2021

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Hanna vents to Skylar about her new nutritionist and her new vegan cleanse that she's cheating her way through. How do vegans hookup? They also answer a listener's question about how to handle shit-talking coworkers, which triggers Hanna's middle school trauma.

The girlies also talk about the woman who faked a wedding to get her ex's attention aka the Amelia Earhart of our time (she failed).

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Letting Go by Shitting Your Pants Dec 02, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar discuss their fears of the suburbs and getting deleted on Instagram. Is 7 years too soon to let go? Hanna certainly thinks so. Hanna also vents about her personal travel ban to Colombia and on Amtrak. The girlies also debate doing ayahuasca to clear up their self-doubt since therapy seems to be failing.

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Why Am I Wearing This F***ing Hat? Nov 17, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar discuss single people's rights to register for gifts, wearing bold clothing and feeling like an asshole about it, donating to St. Judes (or in the gal's case, not donating), and gaining weight on Adderall.

The girlies also talk psychics, Gen Z, Harry Styles, and a tiktoker who lets her mom fuck her husband.

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How to Crush Ass When You're a 6 Nov 05, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar gossip about their not so successful Halloween weekends, how to stay safe while traveling a woman, and Pete Davidson, who is if the Kombucha meme was a person.

Hot Take: Pete Davidson is Nick Braun with better PR.

The girlies also chitchat about hooking up with 4s, what really happened between Zayn and Yolanda, and did Hanna get muted?

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Tased at a Strip Club Oct 27, 2021

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Hanna dishes to Skylar about her failed trip to Harvard where she left empty handed (without an engagement ring). They also discuss a Hinge match who Hanna dated last year and seems to have completely forgotten. The girlies also discuss the Instagram model who stabbed her boyfriend and got away with it. Why do hot girls get everything?! They close out the ep by shitting on Disney adults.

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Sexy Priest or Halloween Costume? Oct 21, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar gibber-gabber about end of year anxiety, Adele giving fuck boi vibes, and appropriate names for dogs. Is it weird to name your dog after a friend who is still alive? The high school buds (Skylar and Hanna) also discuss their sex education, Hanna's really hard P.E. teacher & other early sexual trauma. The girls also talk Brittany Murphy doc and getting gas lit. The girlies scheme for Hanna to land a husband at Harvard this weekend. Side note: Is Succession a good show or do they just use big words??

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Breadcrumbs and Love Grenades Oct 13, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk about the harmful effects of bread crumbing, why are we still doing this gentlemen in your 30s?! Hanna dishes about accidentally approaching Tyler Cameron thinking he was her Hinge date, at a bowling alley nonetheless. She also dishes about her sober threesome (who needs alcohol when you have a salt lamp?)

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