Goofy C*nt Nation

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Men Have Called Her Sleepy Mar 14, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar talk depression, croissants and constant job rejections. The girls also discuss Anna Marie Tendler's upcoming memoir, dating celebrities and going to prison on a cruise. What would you blow $10,000 on? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation.

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Are we psychopaths? Mar 07, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar brainstorm ways to cancel a date and discuss Kristin Cavallari's new beau. They also reveal their craziest moments since female psychopaths are on the rise. What's happening with the Adderall shortage? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation.

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Poor Men Love Feet Feb 29, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar are in the studio talking about building an AI partner, Hanna's 2 day OnlyFans career and the aura of a serial monogamist.

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Bob the Builder is British Feb 01, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar brainstorm jobs in this economy. They also discuss the Bob the Builder movie and neutering a cat in honor of an ex. Is listening to an audiobook reading? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Let's Make a Deal (For This P*ssy) Jan 11, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar cringe over the Golden Globes and brainstorm Hanna's potential for sex work. The gals also discuss Nabisco's blurry sweetheart candy, a father giving his daughter lingerie and a mother sleeping with her daughter's husband. How does one become a lip reader? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Locking it Down in Lockdown Jan 04, 2024

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Hanna and Skylar talk about their celebrity inspo for 2024, the worst appetizers of 2023, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ability to lock it down. The girls also chitchat about stinky farts and porn addiction. What is allodoxaphobia? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Why is Ludacris Solving Crimes? Dec 27, 2023

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Hanna and Skylar talk about Hanna sleeping with Matt R*fe, WW3, and the foods that were discontinued in 2023. They also get into the problems with Vin Diesel and the entire Fast and Furious franchise. The girlies also discuss their goals for 2024. Is every year getting worse? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Sticking to Her Needles Dec 13, 2023

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Skylar and Hanna chitchat about an overly supportive OnlyFans dad who gets arrested, the potential repercussions of going on reality television, and eye patches. The girls also gab about a Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the eyes for looking at other women. Is that totally illogical? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Cuffing Season Draft Nov 30, 2023

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Short and steady wins the podcast numbers. This week Hanna and Skylar run into some technical difficulties (and lose a 1/4 of their audio) but still manage to talk about Adderall addiction, celebrity couple predictions and yet another woman sleeping with a teen. Do teachers sleep with their male students because they just love teaching so much? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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Rehab Vitamins and Groupon Sex Classes Nov 23, 2023

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Hanna and Skylar gab about neck problems(pillows), how to listen to canceled celebs, and their marketing rebrand for the ASPCA. The gal pals also discuss Skylar's poverty, Hanna's horrible type (of men), and Nicholas Cage's loss of $150 million.

Is Sarah McLachlan a one-hit wonder? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom.

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