Goofy C*nt Nation

Latest Episodes:

Dick Slapped and Curb Stomped Jul 21, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar attempt to help one listener get through a breakup with personal anecdotes and Hanna's rehab binder. They also discuss the best breakup songs and movies. Are they helpful? Debatable. But they (mostly Hanna) have been rejected enough times to know how to commiserate.

Sidenote: Do parents use vibrators?:

Fetish of the week: psychrophilia

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Kegel Time with Andrea Lopez Jul 14, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar chit-chat about cockroaches, Papa John's new Papadias and a Dave and Buster's Date. The girlies are then joined by comedian Andrea Lopez to discuss impressions, living with men and why flags are considered decor...gentlemen???

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Love Fraud with Danny Palmer Jul 07, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk about their 4th of July bangers, the top sheet epidemic and discovering T.Pain has HIV. Hanna is then joined by comedian Danny Palmer to talk about the 3 month itch, dating younger girls, joining ISIS to leave a relationship and the power of a hand fetish.

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Poosh is Cheugy Goop with Stewart Fullerton Jun 30, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk about 4th of July plans and moving back to the big Apple. The girlies are then joined by comedian Stewart Fullerton to read original poetry, bitch about bachelorette parties and guy friends, and dissect a Home Depot exorcism.

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The 29 Club Jun 23, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar return from a momentary hiatus (rehab) to reflect on the view from rock bottom. Hanna vents about getting rejected from a rehab commercial, talent show and prom. The girls also discuss Uber's problematic enabling of sexual assault through their drivers.

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Big Arms, Little Titties with Stavros Halkias May 12, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar debate Papa Johns v actual pizza and gossip about Bennifer. They are then joined by comedian Stavros Halkias to discuss getting fit, falling in love and a creepy letter from the Courtyard Marriott.

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Once a Cheater, Maybe a Polyamorous with Khalid Rahmaan May 05, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk about being sad extroverts, notorious bachelor Bill Gates, and getting ditched at formals. The gals are then joined by comedian Khalid Rahmaan to discuss polyamory, ayahuasca and getting turned on by car crashes.

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Queefed to Mexico with Courtney Davis Schlesinger and Conor Janda Apr 28, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar unpack the big fight: Demi Lovato v The Bigg Chill. They are then joined by comedian Courtney Davis Schlesinger to talk about pooping on her husband's frette sheets. For the third act, the girlies talk to comedian Conor Janda about their myers briggs score, astrology, sobriety and the fetish, Partialism.

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Off the Dating Apps with Mary Beth Barone Apr 21, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk shit about Emily Ratajkowski and incest. Then the gals are joined by comedian Mary Beth Barone to talk about ghosting, sexuality, confidence and balloon fetishes.

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Secret Freaks with Caroline Spiegel Apr 14, 2021

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Hanna and Skylar talk to Caroline Spiegel about her audio porn app, Quinn. They girlies also discuss eating disorders, breaking up in quarantine, and their best dirty talk lines. Find out who's pussy is like the Grand Canyon. Follow @TryQuinn

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