Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #45 | Did you know whales are dogs? Apr 27, 2018

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This one is all about evolution. Basically, life is just a magic goo that started out billions of years ago and was meant to be you and me but ended up on all kinds of stuff. Water bears and hammerhead sharks are losers. We won. Also, it's possible we lived under water for a long time. There's even a tribe called the Badjao who are doing it right now!

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #44 | Picking up garbage has nothing to do with helping the environment Apr 24, 2018

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We start out attacking my neighbors for picking up twigs on earth day. Apparently sticks are bad for the environment and buying tons of plastic bags to pick them up is good for mother earth. Then, I talk about my weekend which included hanging out with cops and riding a boat around Manhattan. There were two major fights and Milo Yiannopoulos got chased out of a restaurant but otherwise it was a pretty fun weekend.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #43 | Why does everything have to be so perfumed? Apr 20, 2018

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I start out crapping on doggie doo doo bags and how much I hate that they're perfumed. This starts a whole rant about all the things I hate including flip-flops, fake boobs, baby boomers' ring tones, the beeping sound trucks make when they go in reverse, helmets on ski slopes, and the way restaurants give everyone a gigantic glass of water before anyone orders anything. I thought the common thread for all of these would be deception but self-indulgence and cowardice are also big contenders. When I become dictator, all of this will be abolished.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #42 | Let's Just Abolish School Apr 17, 2018

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I start out with a pretty reasonable idea: liberal arts colleges are a complete waste of time and you should only go to college if you're going to take STEM. However, soon after, I get radical and suggest that grade school should be about 80% recess with only a few, curious students doing any real studying. Sure, they should learn to read and write but the rest should be up to the few who really want to learn. Oh, and kids should also have random jobs like building license plates. This new structure would leave a society with only about 5% getting higher education. Good. Now we have way less student debt and way more tradesmen. Insisting everyone is smart is stupid.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #41 | I didn't quit Fox News Apr 13, 2018

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In this sizzling hot episode, I gossip about my eight years at Fox News and dish all the gossip while naming names. The short version is that it's a great place to work with very moral people but their hiring practices are a little too PC for a straight, white male like myself. The long version is, well, the long version is this podcast.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #40 | Marriage is Easy Apr 10, 2018

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While it's fun to sow your wild oats, I want to make the case for moving on here. Young people, partying and getting STDs is fun for like, a decade, but it gets old around 25. Try moving on to the next chapter. Feminism and porn is making both of you think there's no point to life but take it from someone who crossed over to the other side, there is another world out here. Also, married people, can we stop treating divorce like it's a casual trip to the dentist. It's a brutal procedure that destroys kids lives (the same kids I was just trying to sell marriage to). Traditionalism may be uncool but ignoring its merit gets sadder and sadder as you get old.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #39 | I Was Just Listening to Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern Apr 06, 2018

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Although this episode is primarily focussed on comedy and the First Amendment, we get political and examine the difference between how censorship affects the right and the left. I believe non-liberals get it far worse, especially the moderate New Right because we're appealing to young people and therefore considered a more dangerous threat than the Far Right.

Get Off My Lawn #38 | I'd Like to Tell You About a Lunatic Apr 03, 2018

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This one's all about the early aughts in New York City and hanging out at gay bars with my friend Trevor. You'd be surprised how easy it is to meet chicks in that environment but New York is still a violent place and fist fights are just a normal part of going out.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #37 | I'm Not Proud Of This But I Pretended I Was Retarded Mar 30, 2018

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Wherein I focus exclusively on all the hustles, scams, and cheats I have perpetuated over the years. We accompany each tale with a morality rating and I usually come out looking pretty bad.

Get Off My Lawn #36 | Fighting Solves Everything Mar 27, 2018

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I go over half a dozen fights I had as a young man and use them to prove that violence is just. Being bullied as just as important as bullying because they teach you the inevitable truth that we live in a kill or be killed society. This helps you in business and just about every other interaction you have. You're not a man until you've had the crap beaten out of you, beaten the crap out of someone, had your heart broken, and broken a heart. This ep focusses on the first two.

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