Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Get Off My Lawn #54 | My son often looks at me like I got something on my face Jun 01, 2018

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Today's episode is mostly about having kids and how they go from being cute guys who say crazy things to thinking you're an idiot. Having them hang out with kids who have nannies doesn't help. I worry that it teaches a culture where adults are your servants. I wonder how the children of these nannies feel about their mom being away. Anyway, this heavy subject matter is peppered with stories about drawing on someone's face when they're passed out.

Get Off My Lawn #53 | Roseanne is cancelled and Tommy's in jail! May 29, 2018

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Today I talk about two friends of mine who are in big trouble. I don't know Roseanne very well but we've spoken a few times and she's never come across as racist - more just obsessed with Israel and the safety of Jewish people. That being said, she should have known the left was waiting to devour any mistake she made and she should have known using the term ape anywhere near a black person was going to explode minds. I know Tommy very well and his case is completely different. The British government is abusing their power and jailing him for a year for simply approaching a group of Muslim pedophiles and saying, "All right, lads. How you feeling about your verdict?"

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #53 | Women are insane May 25, 2018

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On today's Memorial Day podcast we discuss what it's like to date a woman with spaghetti legs.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #52 | Did you ever write a song when you're baked? May 22, 2018

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To switch things up, I tried recording this podcast in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. It's about being stoned and how hallucinogenic drugs can help expand your mind - permanently. I haven't done LSD in about 30 years but whenever I have the hiccups I just concentrate and say, "I don't want these anymore" and they go away. This is because of acid. Steve Jobs agrees. Well, "agreed."

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #51 | You know that age when you really get into something? May 18, 2018

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This rambling hodgepodge of a show was meant to be an involved look at how we grow as adolescents but it quickly degenerated into me punching a boom box in frustration while trying to play tapes of my old bands.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #50 | My phone addiction has reached critical mass May 15, 2018

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I am on my phone almost as much as you are and we need to stop. It's preventing us from having deep thoughts and it's removing us from ourselves. This is making us weaker when we meet new people. Not to sound too LA but when you've worked on yourself, you're more comfortable around people. Like America, if people don't like you, they can leave. You have to like you first and that begins with getting away from your damn phone (I typed this on my phone BTW).

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #49 | A lot of my buddies are being framed May 11, 2018

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You ever notice that when a newspaper writes about your hometown or something you know a lot about, they get everything wrong? That's true of all media. It's also true of the entire justice system. All my friends are being threatened with jail time for crimes they didn't commit but we are not going to let that happen.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #48 | I invented a new diet May 08, 2018

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I've lost almost a pound a day with a new diet I invented called "Beer Starvation." All you do is grab a beer and nurse it every time you're starving. The only time you can eat is at dinner. That's it. The end result is a smaller stomach which means, when you finally do eat, you only need a few bites. All this fancy exercise and paleo this and gluten that is just lazy people trying to cheat the basic truth that all you have to do to lose weight is burn more calories than you take in.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #47 | My wife asked Nick Cave what he has for lunch last night May 04, 2018

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I wish I could tell you about my wife and kids more, but crazy people make it a dangerous thing to do. In this ep I talk generally about marriage and what it's like to have little kids. It's fun but you need to watch out for the alphas. They are the enemies within and will literally kick you out of bed.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #46 | I never really got tits May 01, 2018

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In this pornographic NSFW podcast, I get into the different types of tits and why my friend got AIDS. There's also the time in high school the uncircumcised guys would fight the circumcised guys by wedgie-ing them to death. The moral of all these stories is men appreciate women a lot more than women seem prepared to admit. Basically, we'd sleep with any woman who hasn't appeared on "My 600-lb life."

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