Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

COMPOUND CENSORED - EP169 / TACS 1831: THE LAST COMPOUND CENSORED EVER? Oct 30, 2024

If Kamala wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It does.

S6E44 - WORLD'S LONGEST EPISODE Oct 22, 2024

In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and force Tim Pool to quit.

S6E41 - BEAT IT, TWERP (FREE PART) Oct 15, 2024

We need to bring cool sayings back, female comedians need to cut the sex talk out, Tommy Robinson needs to be free to protect kids, Ta-Nehisi Coates needs black friends, black female politicians need some meritocracy, Trump needs to be president, and Hawk-Tuah Harris needs to fuck off.

S6E39 - THANKS FOR CLEANING, POLACK Oct 11, 2024

In Gavin's last episode ever he bullies God into discussing Turkish dark wave, the Mets, the myth of imminent robots, his ACTUAL height, the anti-white origins of anti-Semitism, a brilliant golf hack, Jim Downey, feminist whore genocide, white guys for Kamala, violent trannies, Arynne Wexler, and finally the meanest letter ever sent to anyone, ever.

COMPOUND CENSORED - EP165 / TACS 1818: I'M WIT HER Oct 03, 2024

The bosses are back! It's time to catch up on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.

S6E30 - IMMINVASION Sep 09, 2024

While Kamala visits spice stores because they call Republicans racist, our cats are being eaten by people who want us dead, and no, the Hells Angels are not coming to save us.

S4E26 - STEVE, HOLD IT! Aug 27, 2024

In this extra-long, free episode we cover our angry super, the Oasis reunion, Megyn Kelly kicking ass, Josh Lekach’s Sport Drink, great movies like “Land of Bad,” terrible movies like “Union,” Cumala’s insane tax policies, virgins in paradise, two-tier justice, creepy refugees, Marshfield Wisconsin’s obsession with demolition derbies, and the top 15 hottest women in America right now.

COPS AND ROBBER - EP79: THANKS, BASTARDS! Aug 23, 2024

You can't kick perps in the head, female cops are still absolutely useless, perps should be shot in the foot, and most anti-cop songs are written by rich kids with guitars who have never experienced crime.

COMPOUND CENSORED 160 / TACS 1796: GOD IS A NATIONALIST Aug 14, 2024

Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.

GOML S6E19 - LONDON IS BURNING Aug 05, 2024

Even if you live by the river, the collapse of the West affects us all. We've got trannie boxers beating our women and unassimilated foreigners stabbing our daughters. According to the authorities, the only thing worse than all this death and destruction is noticing.

S6E18 - GOD HATES PROPAGANDA (FREE PART) Aug 02, 2024

Thank God the wheel allowed us to discuss Trump's evisceration of that black chick from ABC and the trans Olympic negligence that led to Angela Carini having her entire world destroyed. He sent us to a lot of other topics too and the general theme appeared to be "They are lying."

S6E15 - RAPE IS A BAD HABIT (FREE PART) Jul 26, 2024

There is too much to say to let God take the wheel so we go our own way with: Nuclear Moms, Mini Skirt, the Groove Ghoulies boycott of Dixxon, propagandist photographer Mark Peterson, Bevelyn Beatty's pro-life sentence, Hawk Tuah Harris' birth, Biden's death, Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration rally, Jennifer Aniston's baron womb, and black people swimming with their socks on.

S6E12 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT (FREE PART) Jul 19, 2024

Just because a lot of black women die during childbirth doesn't mean you killed them. Also, Gavin just got back from doing Roseanne Barr's podcast and the incompetence at the airport was alarming.

S6E10 - SUPERFLUOUS BROADS (FREE PART) Jul 12, 2024

After being interrogated by the BBC we let Jesus take the wheel and tell us what to talk about. He wasn't interested in Biden and forced us to examine aviation incompetence, abortion activists, pedophiles, and the fact that the CIA determines what news we get to watch.

S6E7 - THE TIDES HAVE TURNED (FREE PART) Jun 28, 2024

After watching Trump absolutely BRUTALIZE Biden last night, there is a different feeling in the air. It feels like we're finally taking back this country. The God Wheel guides us to Proud Boys, good news from SCOTUS, and deranged perversions within the LGBT community. TGIF! GUEST: NICK OCHS

S6E4 - IN DEFENSE OF MEDIOCRITY (FREE PART) Jun 21, 2024

The chick from Star Wars is a "silly racist," Big Special rock, Trump prosecutors are a joke, Ryan's wearing Crocs, and vigilantism is only acceptable if you are not white.

S6E02 - BYE! BYE! ROMAN EMPIRE Jun 14, 2024

We now think of Idiocracy five times a day. Tonight's show is a funeral for freedom as Alex Jones awaits his execution. We lighten the load with some zoomer sprinkles, retard Biden, gay for men, high heel shoes, and an in-depth look at all the incredible culture surrounding Pride Month.

S5E99 - YOUR HOBBIES ARE STUPID (FREE PART) Jun 07, 2024

Anime is lame. So are video games. Your dog has been programmed to love you. It's a freak of nature. Biden thinks D-Day is gay but it's Johnny Rotten. Indian metal sucks. Be skeptical of rainbows.

S5E96 - WHITE DEVIL ADVOCATE (FREE PART) Jun 03, 2024

Before letting the God Wheel take over, we discuss new HC bands, the negro league, some sprinkles, and the death of justice. Hide Content

S5E93 - YOUR INSULTS ARE COMPLIMENTS (FREE PART) May 17, 2024

Before doing YET ANOTHER deep dive on Terrible Black Female Politicians we enjoy The Clash, Lambrini Girls, Morrissey, some sprinkles, Jasmine Crocket's false eyelashes, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's "bleach blonde, bad built, butch body."

S5E90 - GANGRENOUS AIDS (FREE PART) May 10, 2024

WTF is going on? Some blackademic retard pronounces EVERY graduates name wrong and nobody stops her. Ashton Whitty appears to be pursuing porn. Paid agitators are suing each other. Black Twitter is white. "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

S5E87 - PEDANTIC SEMANTICS (Free Part) May 03, 2024

Waxahatchee rocks, Night Beats rules, Fallout rots, Dusty slays, Eric Mays dies, whitey has had enough, and an ugly cripple is the most beautiful woman in the world.

S5E84 - BEAVIS, BUTTHEAD, AND BIDEN (Part 1) Apr 26, 2024

A.I. is making better and better songs unless they mention Gavin's chin in which case they suck. College students have never been dumber, Biden has never been more lost, and white people have never said, "Black ass."

S5E81: THE END Apr 22, 2024

After a full week of abuse, it appears our host has finally had enough.

S5E78 - RIP OJ Apr 12, 2024

S5E75 - WE KNOW WHAT A JELLYBEAN IS (FREE PART) Apr 05, 2024

Urban decay is everywhere, you keep sending us the same videos, young people need to man up, and some people still don't know what a number two looks like.

S5E72 - MR GOOD LUCK (FREE PART) Mar 29, 2024

After making fun of a guy who got raped, we listen to Ryan get pretty much everything wrong including: black people just stopped wearing glasses, a movie he hasn't seen is probably good, Shanin Blake is living her best life, Mr Good Luck is real, and Pilipinos aren't funny.

S5E69 - RETARD MAPS (FREE PART) Mar 22, 2024

There's something very suspicious about this "Assume That I Can" video going around. Are predators using Special Needs as a stepping stone to preying on kids? Also, Nicki Minaj wrecks songs, j-Lo is not from the block, The Gentlemen looks good, and did Star Wars' Leslye Headland get turned out by Harvey Weinstein?

S5E66 - WE CARE A LOT (FREE PART) Mar 15, 2024

After lamenting the lack of interest most people seem to have in their day-to-day, we tackle so much breaking news, there's no time for the God Wheel. Vybz Kartel is innocent, Don Lemon scolds Don Lemon, Nex Benedict offed itself, Gamergate 2.0 is here, YesJulz is fired, and a Puerto Rican shot a black dude on the subway.

S5E63 - MALICIOUS COMMUNICATION (Free Part) Mar 08, 2024

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

S5E60 - FAREWELL JON STEWART (FREE PART) Mar 01, 2024

God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.

S5E57 - CORN STARCH AND BLASPHEMY (FREE PART) Feb 23, 2024

The God Wheel controls today's double episode and apparently the big guy wants us to discuss strange black habits and gays behaving badly.

S5E55 - MINI EPISODES (FREE PART) Feb 16, 2024

In order to show the freeloaders what we do here, Gavin crammed a normal episode into the first half. Then we did another one behind the wall. The God Wheel chose: Feminism, the War on Kids, the Competence Crisis, and LGBTQ.

S5E52 - PUTIN > BIDEN (FREE PART) Feb 09, 2024

While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O’Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.

S5E49 - MAKING JURIES GASP (FREE) Feb 02, 2024

In this hodgepodge of an episode, we traipse through a variety of subjects including the Michigan shooter's mom, Wendy Williams' Adderall, Zoomer's tips, and AOC's cockamamie theories about Bronx thugs.

S5E46 - YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY (FREE PART) Jan 26, 2024

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan’s cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part) Jan 19, 2024

Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

S5E39 - THE LAST EPISODE (FREE) Jan 08, 2024

Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for all your support and God Bless.

5E36 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (FREE PART) Dec 22, 2023

Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

S5E29 - ETHNITICITY (Free Part) Dec 01, 2023

This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

S5E26 - HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS (free part) Nov 24, 2023

More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-to-front wipers, guys who moves to Alaska, and guys interested in buying motorcycles.

S5E23 - LETTER TO AMERICA (Free Part) Nov 17, 2023

Liberal women are thoroughly enjoy the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoked, and Palestinians are beavers.

GOML S5E20 - BUDDHA TRIXIE (Free Part) Nov 10, 2023

Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

GOML S5E17 - NIGHT FLIGHT (Free Part) Nov 03, 2023

Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, someone at a shit sandwich, it's illegal to criticize Hamas, and the coolest kid in the world works at Giuseppe's Garage.

S5E14 - HOW DARE YOU USE SCIENCE! (Free Part) Oct 27, 2023

Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy. Archie Bunker doesn't get Archie Bunker. How to do Halloween.

S5E12 - RAJNEESH HATES ABDUL (Part 1) Oct 20, 2023

In this particularly cheery episode, we examine The Bleachers, trans rap, Golden Boy, Golden Hair, modern dance (thecarberrys), fake robots, Peter Thiel, grandpa Biden, Israeli intel, Elliot Page, Elliott Smith, AOC math, 4m immigrants/year, John Cassavetes, Sam Harris, and ramming a thief with your truck more than three times.

S5E09 - CHICK STUFF Oct 13, 2023

After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosing moths over babies and supporting Karens.

GOML S5E06 - THE MURDER THAT KEEPS ON GIVING Oct 06, 2023

After Descartes a Kant, it's PB Brittania, shorts with black socks, Tyler Cherry - the gay spokesman for the Interior, antifa Celtics, African child abuse rituals, and even more on Ryan Carson being stabbed by Brian Dowling.

S5E03 - BEHEADED BY CLOWNS Sep 29, 2023

In the first episode after being reinstated by Twitter, @XGavinMcInnes, goes through every category we do here on GOML and gives a grumpy anecdote about each one.

GOML S4 Ep300 - PERSONALITY CRISIS (Part 1) Sep 22, 2023

We bash through about a thousand examples of the Competence Crisis with a whirlwind finale focussed on aviation.

S4E297 - HERCULEAN HUBRIS (Part 1) Sep 15, 2023

After checking out five amazing Australian bands, we invent a TouchTunes game called "Ping Pong DJ" and try to figure out which New Yorker is more cringe: Jon Stewart or Michael Imperioli. Then, it's Mock Environmentalists O'Clock as Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm bullies her way across America trying to justify electric cars. The show ends with a deep dive into tranny suicide, ex-cons VS. Proud Boys, racist commercials, fednapping justice, and cringe rap from the 80s.

S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1) Sep 02, 2023

Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.

S4E288 - RESPECT THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU (Part 1) Aug 25, 2023

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The Censored.TV mug shot t-shirts have arrived! Also, Fox Business' Kennedy reclines her airplane seat, Jon Stewart's getting even worse, Michael Oher is retarded, Joe Rogan stumps Adam Conover, school buses are arriving six hours late, and Van Halen begins a five-part series determining what is the greatest rock band of all time.

S4E285 - GODDAMNED WHITE TRASH (Part 1) Aug 18, 2023

After mocking Ministry for their terrible Proud Boys song, we go through some local news and then bash feminism au bout!

S4E282 - THE EVERYTHING SHOW (Part 1) Aug 14, 2023

In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

S4E279 - BABY AL CAPONES (Part 1) Aug 04, 2023

Academia is falling apart as diversity hires make it to leadership positions, women are still under the impression they can fight, Joe Biden has completely lost the ability to speak, and white people still hate themselves. Oh well, there's always your family.

S4E276 - ROBOTS AREN'T REAL (Part 1) Jul 28, 2023

This is FREE. You can have this one on the house, but get your life together and sign up already. Enough is enough, bitch. Promo code: ONEMONTH for a free month. After mocking male feminists for raping chicks, we attack robots, meet a guy with two dicks, laugh at Kamala Harris, ridicule fake hunger strikes, watch Ryan's sex tape, and high five Britain for FINALLY winning the war on woke.

S4E274 - LIVING IN A JOKE (Part 1) Jul 21, 2023

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

S4E271 - TERRIBLE TITS, TOO (Part 1) Jul 14, 2023

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord. The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1) Jun 30, 2023

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

S4E263 - IPAD UP MY ASS (Part 1) Jun 09, 2023

On this partially free Friday show, we hit some classic segments, like My Pet Biden, Feminism, and War on Cops. Then move on to discuss the new season of "I Think You Should Leave", Kevin Hart's terrible movie "Night School", drunk Tara Reid, and childless women who have pet bees.

S4E260 - RACCOONS LIVE IN YOUR MOUTH (Part 1) Jun 02, 2023

After an alarmingly brief free portion, we deep dive into the Danny Masterson rape charge because it seems fishy. Then, it's Joe Biden falling, Trump winning, and a swarm of illegals destroying New York City.

S4E258 - SUPPORT TOMMY (PART 1) May 26, 2023

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison. GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

S4E255 - IDIOCRACY (Part 1) May 19, 2023

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

S4E252 - A LITTLE TASTE OF EVERYTHING May 12, 2023

In this smorgasbord of an episode we dip our toes into, glongs, Linda, president Tucker, Gazi Kodzo, the evolution of rebellion, kangz, homosexual megalomania, right-wing schools, Biden's brain, and a whole bunch of laughing babies. GUEST: JOHN KINSMAN

S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES May 05, 2023

Gavin wastes the whole show talking about how "diversity initiatives" have made flying incredibly dangerous. Also, new music, Cart Narc, Milo's back with Ye, Tucker being sexist, and leaked footage of Ryan arguing with his boss.

GOML LIVE #191 - RIGHT WING GOSSIP Apr 28, 2023

Tall people are never homeless, Biden's still useless, lesbians are living off the grid, it's nature - not nurture, Seth Rogan sucks, and it's time to put a ring on it.

S4E243 - KID FRIENDLY Apr 21, 2023

Good for ages 5-15, the boys go through everything from "how to make friends" to "why are farts so funny?" It gets uncomfortable when we get into the "Stranger Danger" section but every other part is stupid and fun. Show this to your kids. It's safe. GUEST: JAIMEE MICHELL

S4E240 - HIMBOS AREN'T TOUGH Apr 14, 2023

Despite a brutal allergy attack, our intrepid host goes over Biden's latest gaffe, KJP's DUI, our national incompetence problem, the death of meritocracy, himbos ruining tough guy shows, summer looks, and the death of journalism. GUEST: Turtleboy

S4E237 - GAY BOOKS Apr 08, 2023

Gavin reads from his autobiography someone else wrote and then it's Proud Boys, sprinkles, spazmos, and Budweiser.

S4E235 - WHACK IT DRY Mar 31, 2023

Don't sign old balls. Make your own museum. Don't butt in line. Spice your food. Don't pay reparations. Don't leave or come back to Detroit. Don't watch porn.

GOML S4E232 - BUTT BOYS IN THE AISLE Mar 24, 2023

After indulging in cringe country and telling butters we live in a society, we analyze the subtle messages God leaves us through divine intervention. Then, we try to prevent gays from killing themselves.

GOML S4E229 - AMERICAN LEPRECHAUNS Mar 19, 2023

Back from the St. Patrick's Day parade, we discuss bad marching bands, the lack of rapes, and Dylan Mulvaney's total inability to act female. Then, it's a deep dive on the ten most hateful people in America and how awesome they actually are. Finally, we try not to cry when a cancer-free dad takes his son to a Canucks game.

S4E226 - SPECIAL NEEDS Mar 11, 2023

The mainstream left is finally realizing that Jan 6 was a hoax and antifa are the establishment but we've known all this for so long, we're like Ancien' Chinee Secreh.

GOML S4E222 - FRIDAYS ARE FREE Mar 03, 2023

From now on THIS is the free show with the ads. We deliver a nice taste of our usual categories with feminist spinsters, the war on kids, my pet Biden, and some asshole named Antetokounmpo.

GOML LIVE #182 - NEW COPS Feb 17, 2023

New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.

GOML LIVE #181 - SHITTY COPS Feb 03, 2023

The cops and the robber go through various pursuit videos and lament the lack of talented criminals these days. The gang also tries to figure out what percentage of cops are just assholes who were bullied in high school.

GOML LIVE #180 - ZIGGY'S ASSHOLE Jan 27, 2023

Bon Jovi's cowboy song is GAY / We investigate a suspiciously written ad read / The cops interrogate Matty / Black girls vs Police / "Yawner" teen criminals / Cool Trump / Project Veritas' biggest scoop yet / "James O'keefe" joins the show / Were we wrong about Nicole Arbour? / An ex-trans baby monster calls in / We meet "Jane" O'keefe

GOML LIVE #179 - A MILLION A MONTH (part 1) Jan 22, 2023

It appears to be Sylvia's last show as a slew of cops show up and turn the whole thing into pigs VS. perps.

GOML LIVE #178 - ACAB Jan 14, 2023

Sylvia's got no love for the fuzz because they won't let her get back with the guy who beat the shit out of her.

GOML LIVE #177 - HOME INVASION (Part 1) Jan 06, 2023

Callers tell us cops what we got wrong about burglaries. It's gay.

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GOML LIVE #176 - THE PEST (Part 1) Dec 16, 2022

What's worse: John Leguizamo in The Pest or Croc Martens? (Full episode only on Censored.tv)

GOML LIVE #175 - JOKER'S WILD (Part 1) Dec 09, 2022

Ryan makes his suit worth it by become a gay Joker the whole show.

GOML LIVE #174 - DUMP HER ASS (Part 1) Dec 02, 2022

After analyzing Ye's philosophy, we take 100 calls and advise a newlywed to give up on the evil bitch who just canceled their marriage after 15 months.

GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE (Part 1) Nov 18, 2022

Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's like to be a cop these days.

GOML LIVE #172 - BOUNCERS IN YOUR PUBES Nov 04, 2022

What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, and two different Jesse Lee Petersons arguing with each other?

GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY (Part 1) Oct 28, 2022

Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.

GOML LIVE #170 - BETTER CALL SAUL ANAL BEADS (Part 1) Oct 20, 2022

State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.

GOML LIVE #169 - HERB TARLEK IS CART NARC (Part 1) Oct 14, 2022

Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit went down at Compound and we have the footage!

GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES (Part 1) Oct 07, 2022

From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Beard, and cops being punished just for trying to do their job.

GOML LIVE #167 - RAPE FROM 1 - 10 (Part 1) Oct 03, 2022

Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of their world.

GOML LIVE #166 - TAKIN A RIDE (Part 1) Sep 23, 2022

Sylvia's back and she inspires us to go back in time and examine comedy greats like Lenny Bruce.

GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY (Part 1) Sep 14, 2022

Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it’s like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it’s complicated.

GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS (Part 1) Sep 12, 2022

Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.

GOML LIVE #162 - NO WACK PACK (Part 1) Aug 21, 2022

Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imitations that go nowhere.

GOML LIVE #161 - FREE BRITNEY 2! (Part 1) Aug 12, 2022

Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption that Britney Spears is a bad mom.

GOML LIVE #160 - AVOCADO TOAST (Part 1) Aug 08, 2022

After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pregnant but proudly declares he doesn't eat hipster food.

GOML LIVE #159 - BLIND OR PARALYZED (Part 1) Aug 01, 2022

The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is wearing only a bulletproof vest.

GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL (Part 1) Aug 01, 2022

We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he was a Rockefeller and bilked people out of millions. We also check in on wet farts, vomit, and our old pal Gazi who is facing some pretty serious sodomy charges.

GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN (Part 1) Jul 15, 2022

We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.

GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES (Part 1) Jul 11, 2022

We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We also talk to a lot of new parents about how awesome it is to have kids.

GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE (Part 1) Jul 11, 2022

We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him is literally Hitler.

GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS? (Part 1) Jun 27, 2022

Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the country.

GOML LIVE #153 - PURE SMURFS (Part 1) Jun 17, 2022

Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted to kill Mike Pence? We tried to take over the most powerful country in history? This is Smurfs.

GOML LIVE #151 - THE ROLLING STONES VS. TIM ARMSTRONG (Part 1) Jun 06, 2022

Gavin, Ryan, and Matty (Syl is still ill) enjoy Matt Walsh's new trans movie, Chin Diesel, and the thirty or so years the Rollins Stones were as good as Rancid.

GOML LIVE #150 - FOSTER PARENTS (Part 1) May 27, 2022

At the beginning of the show we're given a bunch of cute kids to hang out with but two hours later, they are ripped away from us forever.

GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAIL BAG (Part 1) May 23, 2022

We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.

GOML LIVE #148 - SHITSHOW (Part 1) May 13, 2022

Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty!

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GOML LIVE #147 - COPS AND CRIMINALS (Part 1) May 06, 2022

We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.

GOML LIVE #146 - MATTRESS BOY (Part 1) Apr 29, 2022

Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they were responsible for misplacing them. In protest, Gavin is wearing the shirt that held said glasses the same way Mattress Girl carried the mattress she was raped on. The hope is - obviously - it raises awareness about elder abuse. GUESTS: LIBS OF TIKTOK, MERCEDES CARRERA

GOML LIVE #145 - SICK OF WINNING (Part 1) Apr 22, 2022

Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!

GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP (Part 1) Apr 15, 2022

From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.

GOML LIVE #143 - THE DATING SHOW (Part 1) Apr 08, 2022

After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship advice questions and save marriage after marriage after marriage.

GOML LIVE #142 - NAZI BUNS (Part 1) Apr 01, 2022

Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild oats by now, you are mentally ill."

GOML LIVE #141 - SPILLING THE T (Part 1) Mar 25, 2022

Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.

GOML LIVE #140 - HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1) Mar 21, 2022

A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.

GOML LIVE #139 - STOLEN MUSIC (Part 1) Mar 14, 2022

Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?

GOML LIVE #138 - INTRODUCING SYL (Part 1) Mar 07, 2022

The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.

GOML LIVE #137 - UNDERESTIMATING RYAN (Part 1) Feb 28, 2022

Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.

GOML LIVE #136 - BIKER JUSTICE (Part 1) Feb 22, 2022

The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.

GOML LIVE #135 - EVERYONE IS INTERESTING (Part 1) Feb 11, 2022

We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.

GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1) Feb 04, 2022

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.

GOML LIVE #133 - FIGHT FOR YOUR MARRIAGE (part 1) Jan 28, 2022

While the radical left tries desperately to "dismantle the nuclear family," we need to bear down and stop allowing liberal whims to destroy our children's lives. We also get some good advice about our boombox.

GOML LIVE #132 - QUIET MATTY (part 1) Jan 28, 2022

We go through some purple flag letters but Matty is as reticent as he is lugubrious.

GOML LIVE #131 - THE LYING EPISODE (Part 1) Jan 14, 2022

We raise money for Max and John while taking calls, letters and superchats from everyone in the world.

GOML LIVE #130 - THE MEANDERING (Part 1) Jan 07, 2022

This extra special episode is 100% devoted to January 6th. We speak to patriots facing serious prison time and the lawyers defending them. The left calls this day worse than 9/11 but the rest of know what's really going on. It's all political theater. GUESTS: NICK QUESTED, JOHN PIERCE, JESSE SMITH, NICK OCHS, DAN HALL, MICHAEL GRAVES, JAMES O'KEEFE

GOML LIVE #126 - RITTENHOUSE'S LAWYER (Part 1) Jan 03, 2022

Kyle Rittenhouse lawyer John Pierce joins Matty, Gavin, and Ryan to defend himself and answer your questions.

GOML LIVE #127 - JOE'S FIRST DAY (Part 1) Dec 18, 2021

Life without Ryan is taking a turn and what we thought we would be a painless transition is becoming very difficult.

GOML LIVE #125 | THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND 2 (Part 1) Dec 03, 2021

Gavin is unable to drop this thing and rants for an hour about some esoteric hippies from the 60s who killed a security guard.

GOML LIVE #124 - TEMPER TEMPER (Part 1) Nov 22, 2021

While we all enjoy Baby Monsters, we need to watch our tempers and not go to jail based on some bullshit Coco did.

GOML LIVE #123 - RYAN'S BACK (Part 1) Nov 12, 2021

Ryan returns to the fray on Veteran's Day and we discuss all things war.

GOML LIVE #122 Nov 12, 2021

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GOML LIVE #121 - A SHORT SHOW (Part 1) Nov 12, 2021

Gavin stumbles in drunk and cuts the show an hour short.

GOML #120 - MAIL FOR MATTY (Part 1) Oct 22, 2021

After discussing the need to burn masks, we focus on letters to Matty, and Ryan debuts a masterful Jim Goad impression, with the help of his face swap technology.

GOML LIVE #119 - ROCK RAP (Part 1) Oct 15, 2021

Matty and the boys laugh at The Rock and criticize Ryan's wardrobe.

GOML LIVE #118 - WASTED AND ON COKE (Part 1) Oct 08, 2021

Our three Musketeers of Inebriation plow through the 2024 election and the bird which is the bald eagle.

GOML LIVE #117 - MATTY'S BACK (Part 1) Oct 01, 2021

Turns out, heart surgery isn't such a big deal and Matty's going to be just fine.

GOML LIVE #116 - REIDTARD WORLD (Part 1) Sep 24, 2021

We are no longer trying to argue with people who have a slightly different view of the world. We are arguing with mentally handicapped lunatics who think we want to round up handicapped kids and murder them.

GOML LIVE #115 - RYAN SUCKS (Part 1) Sep 20, 2021

We go over the best music Ryan has ever created and discover it reeks.

GOML LIVE #114 - MATTY IS DYING (Part 1) Sep 10, 2021

Possibly our last episode with Matty. He's going into heart surgery soon and who knows what's going to happen?

GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN (Part 1) Sep 03, 2021

After freaking out about hurricane Ida we check in on Joe Rogan's Corona and then learn our fellow Scotsman Matty hasn't watched the best Glaswegian sitcom of all time, Still Game.

GOML LIVE #112 | AFGHANISTAN IS BURNING (Part 1) Aug 31, 2021

Matty and the boss sift through piles of shit to find tiny particles of gold.

GOML LIVE #111 | WHY YOU WANNA BE MIDDLE CLASS? (Part 1) Aug 20, 2021

Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.

GOML LIVE #110 | COPS AND ROBBERS (Part 1) Aug 05, 2021

We sit down with Matty and try to figure out how many chicks is too many chicks and why cops don't get along with their criminal family members (the second one's not that hard).

GOML LIVE #109 - MATTY JAMBOREE (Part 1) Jul 23, 2021

We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.

GOML LIVE #108 - BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION (Part 1) Jul 17, 2021

After making fun of self-parenting, we take a call from jail, check the mailbag for freaks, and learn the IRS is Minority Report.

GOML LIVE #105 - HAPPY CANADA DAY! (Part 1) Jul 07, 2021

Just a bunch of hosers out for a rip, eh?

GOML LIVE #104: DONEFORD & SONS (Part 1) Jun 30, 2021

The most successful hipster in the world just got canceled for saying Andy Ngo is brave. Also, the war on cops, our incompetent FBI, tattletale journalists, and a $1,000 contest to make GOML backdrops.

GOML LIVE #103: THE END? (Part 1) Jun 18, 2021

After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?

GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER (Part 1) Jun 16, 2021

After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is at ruining women's lives.

GOML LIVE #101 - CRASS (Part 1) Jun 07, 2021

After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.

GOML LIVE #100 - CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP (Part 1) May 28, 2021

The media asked Biden what kind of ice cream and promptly orgasm when he tells them. Also, Felonious Floyd protecting the bird that is the bald eagle and the horrible whiteness of "rugged individualism."

GOML LIVE #99 - AFRICAN JAZZ (Part 1) May 22, 2021

In this raging hodgepodge of a show, we go from random comments about terrible TV shows to the Final Video, then back to the Mail Bag and finally, we take some of the worst calls in the history of this network.

GOML LIVE #98 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Part 1) May 15, 2021

Our military has been infiltrated by fat chicks and it's making Russia laugh. We also look into DIY culture and realize we've arrived at a serendipitous resurgence.

GOML LIVE #97 | FREE SPEECHES (Part 1) May 07, 2021

After mocking some terrible movies, we check in on the state of free speech and realize the powers that be are determined to punish us for wanting to listen to someone else.

GOML LIVE #96 | LET'S GET GAY Apr 30, 2021

In this surprisingly LGBTQ episode, we look at Biden's gay speech and commit to making more t-shirts of his typos. Then we laugh at the state of education and proms today before taking a ton of calls. Oh, and Gavin cries like a bitch at the end.

GOML LIVE #95 | THEY'RE WINNING Apr 22, 2021

The lunatics are running the asylum. They've convinced themselves all cops are racist and no matter what we do, the entire country is one big klan rally. Don't get mad and don't get even. The solution to this madness is simple: laugh.

GOML LIVE #94 - EASY SLEAZY Apr 18, 2021

Gavin bitches about his parents and then takes a ton of calls from people who are really there, like the lady who taught that guy who killed his family and the guy who saved fighter pilots from getting shot.

GOML LIVE #93 - WHAT’S YOUR TARTAN? Apr 09, 2021

Do Scottish people really care about their clan and what tartan it represents? Gavin's dad has some bad news.

GOML LIVE #92 - SAYONARA Apr 09, 2021

This episode is all calls and extra short because we were shooting Compound Censored. We highly recommend you stay until the last call.

GOML LIVE #91 | YES DAY (Part 1) Mar 25, 2021

After subjecting ourselves to Netflix's "Yes Day" we up the ante with more self abuse including Red, Wine, and Blue as well as closeted gay liberals singing about the vaccine, er, sorry, the "jab."

GOML LIVE #90 | HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1) Mar 19, 2021

We got a little too happy on this episode and it would probably be worth deleting if we hadn't literally called the New York Times on their bullshit. GUEST: Alan Feur

GOML LIVE #89 | DRUNK AND LATE (Part 1) Mar 11, 2021

Just because the host is drunk and late doesn't mean it's not going to be a great show. It is! We look at more killed cartoons, my pet Biden, Burger King, and the strange predominance of mixed race couples in commercials.

GOML LIVE #88 | HELLO CALLER (Part 1) Mar 04, 2021

We welcome a new sponsor and then take calls the ENTIRE show!

GOML LIVE #87 | SHOOT THE BOER Feb 27, 2021

Not only is the radical left totally okay with the state of South Africa, they think it would be nice if we followed suit. No thanks.

GOML LIVE #86 | GET FIRED (Part 1) Feb 20, 2021

Don't run into the wood chipper and sabotage your life just to "get fired" but don't live a lie and be someone else just to maintain some shitty job you hate. RIP Rush Limbaugh and God Bless Tucker Carlson.

GOML LIVE #85 - FLOW ARTS Feb 15, 2021

If you use fire juggling and other circus procedures to express yourself, you are officially gay. Also, the myth of alt-right comedy and Trump telling Proud Boys to storm the Capitol via a secret ear piece.

GOML LIVE #84 | PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH? (Part 1) Feb 04, 2021

How can this not be the end of the club? It’s illegal to buy a Proud Boys hat in Canada because you’d be funding terrorism. Are you allowed to drink a beer with a Fred Perry on. This is just the beginning, folks. Soon everyone to the right of Stalin is going to be on a watchlist. Also, what did Marjorie Taylor Greene actually say and why did the right ignore the funeral of Officer Sicknick?

GOML LIVE #83 | WHO'S AN FBI INFORMANT? (Part 1) Jan 28, 2021

The news says the head of Proud Boys is actually an FBI informant but the evidence doesn't seem to add up.

GOML LIVE #82 | INAUGURATED (Part 1) Jan 21, 2021

We get totally inaugurated on this episode as the emperor of McDonald's explained why she flew to earth and saved humanity from itself.

GOML LIVE #81 | KEEP FIGHTING (Part 1) Jan 14, 2021

America is not just a First Amendment country. It's a country that relies on the First Amendment for its existence. They are taking that away from us so we're going to take it back.

GOML LIVE #80 | STORMING THE CAPITOL (Part 1) Jan 10, 2021

The end of Trump's presidency is a lot like the end of Animal House where angry Americans give one last F-You to the system that's been crapping on them for four years straight.

GOML LIVE #79 | MERRY CHRISTMAS! Jan 04, 2021

After discussing the origins of Santa, we implore Jews to enjoy him too. Then, we open some presents, read mail from prison and make fun of the "president elect" for being a retard.

GOML LIVE #78 | MINI SUPER EP (Part 1) Dec 17, 2020

We crammed in a typical episode into the first half hour of this episode so the freeloaders could see what they're missing.

GOML LIVE #77 - TEENAGE HEAD (Part 1) Dec 11, 2020

We are living in a teenager's brain. Every radical thought you had when you were 16 is now considered mainstream.

GOML LIVE #76 | THE LAST DANCE (Part 1) Dec 07, 2020

The Internet went down! But before it does, we check in on Scott LoBaido and the rally he just held for Mac's Public House. GUEST: SCOTT LOBAIDO

GOML LIVE #75 | WE ARE FAMILY (Part 1) Nov 27, 2020

Tomorrow is a big day. We want you to maintain your relationships with your family. PLEASE! Also, lots of major Electiongate updates. It appears the Kraken has been released.

GOML LIVE #74 | STOLEN VALOR (Part 1) Nov 21, 2020

Calls include: lies about Lynyrd Skynyrd, stolen valor, manta shrimps, a BLM fight, and Vietnam Vets who became secret service killers.

GOML LIVE #73 | VETERAN'S DAY (Part 1) Nov 13, 2020

We do only calls for the live show starting today and for Veteran's Day we only take vet calls. Turns out, they're just like us only braver.

GOML LIVE #72 | WHO WON? Nov 05, 2020

After staying up all night partying, it appears the rest of the country is not yet aware Trump won.

GOML LIVE #71 | HUNTING CHASON Nov 05, 2020

More Hunter conspiracy theories but isn't it weird that Jews in Philadelphia are being attacked by BLM and the bible predicted every single detail of the confrontation right down to the location?

GOML LIVE #70 | THE PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT (part 1) Oct 22, 2020

We were going to call this ep "Bullshit Tornado Fortnight" but promoting Amanda Milius' film is too important. Proud Boys are Iran, Giuliani grabbed his dick, and Hunter Biden did nothing wrong. We are in a disinformation hurricane and Amanda's film nails it.

GUEST: AMANDA MILIUS

GOML LIVE #69 | JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA Oct 21, 2020

Why is anyone surprised that Johnny Rotten is voting for Trump? John is working class and he votes the way they vote.

GOML LIVE #67 | PROUD BOYS FATIGUE Oct 05, 2020

After 24 hours of insisting not racist people are not racist, we abandon the subject and make fun of Hulk Hogan - but not in that order.

GOML LIVE #66 | BACK IN A MAGA GROOVE (Part 1) Sep 24, 2020

Modern leftist ethos seems predicated on nothing but myths. No, you don't need to "see it to believe it." No, Harvard grads are not successful because they want to Harvard. No, cops are not hunting black people for sport. None of these things are true but they dictate the national conversation like they're facts. We are living under the tyranny of the wrong.

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GOML LIVE #62 - LIVE FROM THE F-Z (Podcast) Sep 16, 2020

In an attempt to cover for Gavin, the supreme overlord of the FagZone hosts the live show. Calls are taken, pointless rambling occurs, and free stuff is given away.

GOML LIVE #59 - LIVE FROM ATLANTIC CITY (Part 1) Sep 16, 2020

Ryan and Gavin settle down in a bathtub to explain this weeks catastrophe.

GOML LIVE #64 | NO MASK (Part 1) Sep 10, 2020

Zoos are good for lunatics, antifa’s getting spanked, Mustard Man had a gun, Nancy got setup, and of course, drawings and phone calls.

GOML LIVE #63 | ZANNOAH (Part 1) Sep 03, 2020

We avoid politics on this live show and indulge in silly stories about the bar, the gym, and our inability to work our own damn soundboard.

GOML LIVE #61 | MOVIE NIGHT (Part 1) Aug 20, 2020

We go through some of our favorite flics and try to decide if new “Not Left” movies such as “The Plot Against the President” and “Shadowgate” are all they’re cracked up to be.

GOML LIVE #60 | INTRODUCING: WAYNE DUPREE! Aug 13, 2020

Censored’s newest contributor joins us to discuss the Dallas Cowboys, Kamal Harris, and the lack of unity on the right. Then, we make some doodles and take some calls.

GOML LIVE #58 - LIVE STREAM FAIL (Part 1) Jul 30, 2020

Why did we stop going live? Was it Covid denial? Was it mocking the rioters? Was it praising Barr? Occam's Razor says it was Ryan. Let's go with that.

GOML LIVE #57 - JOHNNY DEPP CAN'T ACT Jul 23, 2020

After we realize how weird it is when a dude you used to hang out with has a new friend, we have a close look at Johnny Depp's acting and discover it sucks.

GOML LIVE #56 | GENERATION BRAT (Part 1) Jul 18, 2020

You show us police brutality and we see officers following police procedure after a ton of warnings. This isn’t about justice or brutality or racism. It’s about brats who want to throw snowballs at cars without any repercussions. Unfortunately, it’s working.

GOML LIVE #55 | ATHEISM IS UNSTOPPABLE (Part 1) Jul 09, 2020

We try to convert our new contributor to the glory of God but quickly realize it's going to take a while.

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GOML LIVE #54 | GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE Jul 03, 2020

The left is cannibalizing itself. Stop kissing their asses and trying to appease them. They won’t spare you. They’ll kill you first.

GOML LIVE #53 | PARLER IS LIT Jun 26, 2020

While everyone we love is getting banned (the Censored Discord was shut down as we shot this show) a mass exodus to Parler is happening and it smells like freedom. We also mock Chaz and take calls.

GOML LIVE #52 | NO SHOTS (part 1) Jun 19, 2020

Our pizza guest from earlier in the week has been canceled for appearing on our show and so has his police charity. It’s yet another example of the moderate right kowtowing to the radical left.

GOML LIVE #51 | RADICAL UTOPIA (Part 1) Jun 14, 2020

The Alt Left has created their own utopia in Seattle and guess what, it sucks. Their first leader was a lesbian rapist and she was replaced by a rapping warlord who was also quickly deposed. Homeless people ate all their food and they're waiting for vegan snacks.

GOML LIVE #50 | SILENT APARTHEID (Part1) Jun 05, 2020

With the studio boarded up, we’re forced to do a show from home. Our intrepid host is in Lake George while his bumbling sidekick is pulling up links from his apartment. We can’t take calls or do giveaways but the general consensus is, these riots have changed America forever. We’ve gone from “us and them” to an even MORE polarized separation where we agree to disagree and separate for good. We are in the throes of an American divorce.

GOML LIVE #49 | NEW YORK IS BURNING May 29, 2020

We devote this entire episode to the riots surrounding George Floyd’s death. What is the logic behind these protests? How does burning down a Wendy’s prevent racism and police brutality?

GOML LIVE #47 | KAREN DICTATORSHIP (Part 1) May 15, 2020

We are living in an American where Big Brother doesn’t have to show up for work. We voluntarily film everyone’s transgressions and call the police as each one happens. How did we get here?

GOML LIVE #46 | BOURBON & SOCKS May 08, 2020

The CUT asks, “Are you racist?” and white people trip over themselves to take the blame. Then, we accuse Seinfeld of ripping off Maniscalco and give away free booze.

GOML LIVE #45 | F THE SPLC (Part 1 ) May 01, 2020

In front of the paywall, we try to understand why Netflix’s WACO has so many v-neck sweaters in it. Behind closed doors, we unleash a torrent of newly discovered SPLC crimes.

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GOML LIVE #44 | COCTEAU TWINS Apr 24, 2020

After a feminist intro to Nikki Glaser and Scottish legends the Cocteau Twins, we dive deep into the mailbag and try to take a bit out of this endless cake of content.

GOML LIVE #43 | CAR SHOW Apr 17, 2020

We avoid the virus once again and try to figure out why cars are so ugly these days? Is it women’s fault? Garage Rehab’s Chris Stephens joins us and tries to solve the problem. But first, we explore Forrest Gump, booze safes, and how weird Penn Station at night.

GOML LIVE #42 | RYAN'S APARTMENT (Part 1) Apr 11, 2020

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After mocking news anchors stupid houses, we pull back the curtain and check out Ryan's disgusting apartment where we've been shooting this show for the past couple weeks. Then, it's cringe watching Cardi B and taking a TON of calls.

GOML LIVE #41 | GUIDED TOUR OF NYC Apr 03, 2020

We drive from Brooklyn to the East Village to the USNS Comfort to Times Square to Radio City Music Hall examining an abandoned NYC.

GOML LIVE #40 | THE WAR ON COPS Mar 27, 2020

We've had enough of coronavirus so this episode is mostly about the brutal suicide rate of NYPD cops this year. We're over one a month because the people of New York City have been taught that cops don't matter.

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GOML LIVE #39 | LAST SHOW FROM NYC? Mar 20, 2020

In this extra long DOOZIE of an episode we pooh pooh the virus, big up Trump, showcase every song written about Corona and then take just about every call in the world.

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GOML LIVE #38 | We're all gonna die Mar 14, 2020

After indulging in Marianne Williamson’s prayer for coronavirus we come to the conclusion this is nothing to worry about and everyone is overreacting. We then jump to post op tranny child Jazz Jennings and the sick culture of encouragement this poor boy is surrounded by. Finally, it’s a ton of calls from just about everywhere on earth.

GOML LIVE #37 | SO YOU WANNA BE A JOURNALIST? Mar 06, 2020

This show is dedicated to Gavin’s family babysitter who has decided she wants to be a journalist. It’s a strange career to pursue with many avenues but we cover them all in this episode.

GOML LIVE #36 | BANNED FROM CPAC | THE STORY Feb 28, 2020

This is a special ep where Gavin updates everyone on the past two days at CPAC. Getting kicked out, confronting lefty journalists, covering Jacob Wohl's latest bombshell and more.

GOML LIVE #35 | CLEANING OUT THE COMPUTER Feb 21, 2020

On this special vacation episode, we go over the past month’s and get to stories we missed. This includes Patrick Stewart bequeathing a Star Trek spot to Whoopie Goldberg and the seemingly endless disregard the left has for our kids.

GOML LIVE #34 | WINGIN IT Feb 14, 2020

This ep is off the cuff as we just wing it and talk about Ezra, Roger Stone, and Milo because we love them. The call ins are particularly good this week as a housewife schools us on the importance of chivalry.

GOML LIVE #33 | BANNED Feb 08, 2020

After discussing our recent ban from Instagram, we realize everyone who even remotely associates with us is banned from Instagram AND Facebook. Ryan lost all the pictures of his ethnically ambiguous cousins. This brings us to the fear of "hate" and how illegitimate it is. Then we kick off the freeloaders and take some calls.

GOML LIVE #32 | TRUMP RALLY Feb 01, 2020

After making fun of “decolonize this place” for planning a massive attack on the NYC subways, we go over Ryan’s Trump rally footage and realize he did a pretty good job. Then, it’s about 1,000 calls which makes this the longest GOML LIVE ever.

GOML LIVE #31 | YOUTUBE BAN Jan 27, 2020

We spend this entire episode petrified YouTube is going to ban us. We talked about sex and the horror of having a gay son. We even defended homophobia. There is no way we are going to last on this platform making Thursdays free.

GOML LIVE #30 | PUSSY WHIPPED Jan 18, 2020

After Gavin and Ryan argue so much it almost comes to blows, we watch an instructional video on how to fight and then focus on pussy whipped celebrities such as Jordan Peele, Jimmy Kimmel, Howard Stern, and Anthony Bourdain (RIP). Then, it's a bunch of callers giving terrible advice.

GOML LIVE #29 | HOW TO FIGHT Jan 10, 2020

While exploring the greatest hits of the week and going through Harvey Weinstein's charges, we step into the ring and demonstrate the best way to kick the crap out of professional boxers. Then we take a heap of calls and there is a ton of advice giving to the kids today.

GOML LIVE #28 | CLOWN WORLD YEAR IN REVIEW Jan 04, 2020

2019 was the clowniest Clown World year ever! So, we compiled the 19 most Clown World moments of 2019 and ordered them from least clowniest to most clowniest.

GOML LIVE #27 | BOXING DAY (Part 1) Jan 01, 2020

(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on FreeSpeech.tv every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. Episode Description: What did you get for Christmas? Was it cool? Did someone try to steal it? In this quick episode we catch up on letters and marvel at how far down the alien rabbit hole UK has gone with their trans hysteria. We catch glitter bomb guy lying, again and then we take a bunch of calls including, guess who? more Groypers.

GOML LIVE #25 | R.E.M.E. Dec 17, 2019

Some chick who got caught sleeping with her sources just wrote a story for the New York Times that applauds the police for shifting their focus away from Islamic terrorism and over to whitesupremists. This forces us to revisit the biggest shootings of the past ten years and prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt that Nazis are not a thing ESPECIALLY in Manhattan. Grow up, Clown World! Oh, and then we take a bunch of calls and hear about a guy who can't graduate from Spanish class until he attends a seminar on white privilege. No, we're not kidding.

GOML LIVE #24 | EAT THE RICH Dec 07, 2019

The left wants billionaires to pay for everything but their debts are in the trillions. That's not how math works. We also take a ton of calls and get mad at David Cross for advocating censorship.

GOML LIVE #23 | HAPPY THANKSGIVING Nov 30, 2019

Pre-taped ep with call ins, laughs and merriness. Enjoy!

GOML LIVE #22 | CALL THE POLICE Nov 22, 2019

After laughing at the audacity of Jussie Smollet and students who can’t bear the thought of Ann Coulter saying words, we focus on a video of some college republican who blurts out “call the police” when a fat girl waves some paper at him. We really need better adrenaline control, guys. We also briefly go over the week’s highlights and take a TON of calls.

GOML LIVE #21 | HIGHLIGHTS Nov 14, 2019

After hearing from some crazy old lady who thinks the “end is nigh” because YouTube is updating their terms on December 10th, we go back over the week and look at some of the more ridiculousness moments from the past week. Lots of people cried (Tim Hunt was right), lots of people got free inventions, and lots of people realized Don Cherry did nothing wrong. After the first hour, we go behind the paywall and take about a million calls.

GOML LIVE #20 (Part 1) Nov 08, 2019

(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on Censored.TV every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good.

EPISODE DESCRIPTION: Just getting back from covering the Roger Stone trial in DC. We recap some moments throughout the trip, and present our final filming there, that Ryan fucked up, because Gavin got him very drunk. In the ep, Milo and Gavin call Amtrak to investigate why Milo's ticket home was terminated. We learn some troubling and sad things about the girl behind the "water attack" on Milo and Gavin, and much more.

GOML LIVE #19 | SPOOKY Oct 31, 2019

Halloween is about appropriation. Everyone who dresses up is ripping off the gaelic culture of Samhain but that’s ok. We don’t mind. The humorless left, however is so uptight, they have the New York Times bitching about hilarious memes. This brings us to sex with your wife, women in bars, solar cars, and Deadspin employees quitting their jobs because they have to talk about sports.

GOML LIVE #18 | VIN DIESEL CRINGE Oct 25, 2019

Before taking calls and laughing at Vin, we briefly revisit the myth of online radicalization and laugh at some mommy blogger who thinks "too sensitive" is a hate term that turns kids into mass shooters. We also check out a spooky house and wonder if Edward Snowden ultimately helped the country more than he hurt it.

GOML LIVE #17 | HOT CHICKS Oct 21, 2019

(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on Censored.TV every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good.

After freaking out about the Mexican chick in Hobbs and Shaw, a caller asks why some guys are tit guys and some guys are ass guys. We then talk to a couple guys of Proud boys who are being attacked by "civil rights" groups for, I don't know, being employed? Turns out, a lot of these anti-hate groups are really just anti-Trump groups and they care more about getting illegals to vote than they do any real "social justice." Finally, we go through a boat load of letter and take a TON of calls.

GOML LIVE #16 | THE FEMALE BRAIN Oct 11, 2019

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GOML LIVE #16 | THE FEMALE BRAIN We cover a lot of ground here but before things get heavy, we try to figure out the difference between a funny Wack Pack type and exploitation of the mentally ill. We also take a look at race mixing in commercials, Meow Wolf, China, lesbian lawyers, Lyndon LaRouche, Jonathan Swift, and cops who tried to put me in prison for 15 years.

GOML LIVE #15 | TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME Oct 04, 2019

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GOML LIVE #15 | TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME Before we peel back all the layers of the TDS onion we try to figure out if we just heard a fart on Conan. Powertie joins us to discuss his viral video but we hang up on him because it was taking away from the beauty of his art. Then, we take a huge pile of calls including one from Nate Ober where we could barely make out his stupid face.

GOML LIVE #14 | STOP LISTENING TO LA Sep 28, 2019

We take a good look at Clown World and realize it’s mostly based in LA. Adam Schiff represents LA. Prancing ninnies like Jonathan Van Ness are from LA. Fake scientists like Terrence Howard is in LA. Time to cut them off. We also take calls, check in on the perpetually confused Greta Thunberg, and give a last ditch attempt to raise money for Roger Stone (StoneDefenseFund.com) and the remaining NYC9 Proud Boys (FundTheWest.org). Guest: Jack Posobeic

GOML LIVE #13 | THE FIVE TYPES OF ANTIFA Sep 21, 2019

After checking in on possibly the biggest loser in the world, we go through the latest news including El Chapo's dead lover, Justin Trudeau in blackface, #MeToo, and Lilly Singh's horrible new show. Then, we talk to callers but not before breaking down the five levels of antifa which goes from the bottom (the orphans) to the top (the billionaires).

GOML LIVE #12 | WHAT'S WITH SWEDEN? Sep 13, 2019

In this Greatest Hits vidcast of the podcast we show highlights from our interview with Michelle Malkin and Laura Loomer and then call Sweden to talk to Angry Foreigner about the complete shithole Sweden is becoming. Before that, it's a deep dive into the life and times of Daniel Johnston, songwriting, and what to do about mental illness. We also compare Bill Burr to Whitney Cummings and Sebastian Maniscalco.

#155 | HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11TH Sep 11, 2019

In this extra-special, ad-free, bonus episode of the podcast, we focus exclusively on my experience September 11th, 2001 when I was living in the Lower East Side and had assumed nothing could go wrong with the world. It was a life-changing day and we all said, “Never forget.” Then, we forgot.

GOML LIVE #11 | BATTLE ROYALE Sep 06, 2019

After discussing the massive brawl at my gym today, we talk about the fire station that was shut down because one of the fireman is a Proud Boy. This opens up a conspiracy theory about Charlottesville and the organizers dad as well as a brief look at what generation had the scariest music. Finally, we take a boat load of calls and discover that women who quit their jobs to focus on kids end up happy, fulfilled, and facing a bright future of infinite love.

GOML LIVE #10 | STREAKER ALERT Aug 29, 2019

After chasing nude men around and getting high with teenagers, we take some calls and wonder if we took on too many sponsors.

(VIDEO VERSION ON CENSORED.TV)

GOML LIVE #9 | ANTIFA DEATH TOLL Aug 23, 2019

After laughing at a fat guy who thinks his moobs are sexy, we check in on antifa and how deeply ingrained in the system despite having a death toll that just hit 17. Then we take a bunch of calls and end with some viral videos including the manliest man in Britain.

GOML LIVE #8 | PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD NOT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH THEIR MOMS Aug 16, 2019

Pre-taped call-in Episode. Do women really turn into their mothers? It seems like looking at a girl's mom can be a time machine into her future. We take some calls and Gavin wraps up the show up with some air drums.

GOML LIVE #7 | I'M A PUSSY Aug 09, 2019

I sparred with three guys today and had a pretty rough time trying to stay alive in the ring. Once again, 90% of the problem is mental and it’s the fear that tires you out. We take a ton of calls and re-explained the story behind the “I Like Your New Sunglasses” shirt.

GOML LIVE #6 | LIVE FROM LAST WEEK Aug 02, 2019

After making fun of a terrible Sylvester Stallone movie about prisons, we go over highlights from the second DNC presidential candidate debates. It was gaffe after gaffe and they call culminated with Joe Biden telling us to go to Joe 30330 whatever the hell that means. We then sit down with Matt Palumbo to discuss his new book “Debunk This! Shattering Liberal Lies” and finally, we take about 100 calls.

Get Off My Lawn LIVE #5 | I MET A JUNKIE BARTENDER LAST NIGHT Jul 26, 2019

(Formally titled "Get Off My Lawn podcast/vidcast" but these live shows should be distinguished from the audio podcasts)

We begin discussing one of the most awkward interviews of all time and posit theories on why the guy was so nervous. This brings us to the story about a cool barmaid who just became a mom after having what sounds like one of the worst childhoods imaginable. Turns out divorce and heroin are not a great way to raise a young girl. Then, we take calls and talk more about songs that are ripoffs of other songs.

#154 | The DA asked for copies of all my old shows Jul 22, 2019

We begin the show by discussing NYC’s DA who told my old boss they want every episode of The Gavin McInnes Show. They are trying to get evidence to prosecute the Proud Boys, particularly our buddy Big John. He has a black wife and black kids so proving he’s a member of a hate group is going to be a stretch. Especially because she’s the one who suggested it. Then, we switch gears and talk about Ryan going to a nude beach, which is gross. Finally, a Mail Bag special where we examine the worst letters we’ve ever received.

#153 | The NYPD just came to my house Jul 18, 2019

After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they’re actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it’s-good way.

#152 | Let's talk to our friends who are going to jail Jul 11, 2019

In this Free Tommy / Free Stone super episode, we sit down with Tommy Robinson and Roger Stone and hear their side of the story. Turns out, Tommy didn’t encourage vigilanteism. He encouraged journalism. Also, Roger didn’t collude with Russia or facilitate Wikileaks. He forgot about a random email from Julian Assange. Later, we examine this new trend in feminism where bitchiness is seen as an empowering trait because it looks powerful. It’s not. You just seem like a person that sucks to hang out with. Oh yeah, we take calls and make fun of men who cry. NOTE: This is a vidcast of the free podcast so we make it black and white to differentiate it from the daily Get Off My Lawn show which is in color. Go to Censored.TV today and sign up for tons more daily content just like this. You’ll enjoy yourself. It’s fun.

#151 | Is segregation racist? Jul 01, 2019

As someone against segregation, I feel I can speak freely about how surprisingly mainstream voluntary segregation has become. Isn’t this wrong? Is it OK to have separate drinking fountains if we asked for them? Also, I know I said we’re not doing these without involving Censored.TV anymore but I had to get this subject off my chest as it’s been plaguing me all week. We won’t be doing the call in thing this Thursday because I’m on vacation and doing that Free Speech rally in DC but we will be live streaming it on the site. Boy, I hope I don’t get killed.

#150 | We are live on Censored.tv Jun 27, 2019

The audio is still free but it’s live streamed on Censored.TV where you can call in and ask stupid questions like, “What’s with your face?” We covered the DNC Debates that happened last night but they were so boring we opted to rate the female candidates on a 1-10 scale. Turns out the DNC’s best option is the flaxen-haired Hawaiian, Tulsi Gabbard. The calls range from women thanking us for venerating housewives to some Czechoslovakian who refuses to admit Czechoslovakia sucks.

#149 | I broke into the train yards the other day, allegedly Jun 24, 2019

Gavin allegedly may have broken into the train yards to find the phone he left there last night. This is not a confession. The cop that helped him was a wonderful women but are tiny, female, cops really helpful to the force? We’re told they’re good for domestics but tell that to the tiny female cop in Sacramento who was just killed on the job. Once again, in the quest to prove everyone is equal, we are hurting the people we purport to help.

#148 | Antifa is trying to SWAT our July 6th rally Jun 19, 2019

Now available in vidcast format on Censored.TV! We dive deeper into the Max Landis controversy because it really sums up how totally lame millennials are - no original ideas and happy to pillory someone outside of the courts because doing it through social media is just more convenient. The male bag reveals old people wear terrible shoes and it is BRUTAL being a single 29-year-old woman in today’s dating climate.

#147 | Did you enjoy Parents Day yesterday? Jun 17, 2019

We celebrate a belated Father’s day by going over fight stories and making fun of all the jerks who want to trivialize fatherhood because it feels like you’re smashing the patriarchy and that’s supposed to be a good thing. Ryan doesn’t have a dad but I do so let’s talk about him.

#146 | Go To CENSORED.TV Jun 15, 2019

Just as the rain really started to come down, I have completed my ark and loaded the last couple of giraffes. Please climb aboard and register with Censored.TV. We are the only place where you see the right and the left talking to each other in a fun, honest, and totally uncensored way.

#145 | Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise Jun 10, 2019

It was a helluva weekend with three big stories dropping about free speech and yours truly. After covering those scoops, we look at the media’s obsession with promoting drag kids and making everything gay. Why are hockey games being interrupted with videos of “gay” kids in drag? Are they trying to immaculate athletes or is it just bored women at marketing companies choosing the most colorful thing on their To Do list? Us normal dads are starting to get annoyed.

#144 | Its kind of feminist to be sexist Jun 04, 2019

We’re not sure why but I mention “outer space” about a hundred times in this womencentric episode. Basically, avoiding women when you’re married is a way of showing respect to the woman’s husband and also your wife. Flirting isn’t worth the headache so why bother? We also dip into the mail bag and ready what is easily the gayest letter we’ve ever received.

#143 | I hate the New York Times May 29, 2019

I was recently contacted by NYT reporter Rob Kuznia about my aversion to pornography. Apparently, some sex columnist who calls herself Lux Alptraum claims it’s anti-Semitic. The logic pretzel you need to get to this conclusion is a great example of Clown World journalism and how far papers like the New York Times have fallen. Social Justice Warriors aren’t just blogging at HuffPo anymore. They are at formerly reputable papers like NYT and Washington Post. They’re also on MSNBC and CNN. Antifa and Medium are reputable sources and if someone has a Word doc that says the president paid whores to pee on Obama’s bed, well that’s all the proof we need. What was once an exclusive is now an amateur orgy where the password to get in is, “Nazi.” We also go deep into the Mail Bag and discover our listeners insults could do with a tune-up.

#142 | I just got beat up by a cop May 23, 2019

More boxing talk before discussing how incredibly funny I am and how every joke has several layers of meaning. This is illustrated by some mediocre sketch ideas. Also, follow me on Telegram, RealGavinMcInnes.

#141 | Lets catch up on some mail May 21, 2019

As the title insists, we catch up on mail.

#140 | Lets talk about bachelor parties May 16, 2019

Getting into what bachelor parties are all about. Why certain things having to do with sexuality are bad, and why some are harmless. Then we take a look into the mail bag.

#139 | So, superhero movies are ruined May 14, 2019

Before getting into how terrible End Game is, we talk about super hero movies in general and how they have been completely gutted by feminism and diversity. Entertainment is about being preached to by assistant professors now and that’s just not entertaining. Don’t miss the 20-minute tangent about New York’s East Village in the early 2000s and over-the-top gay bars.

#138 | The chick from "What we do behind the shadows" is hot May 09, 2019

A surprisingly drunk Gavin manages to mumble about that Greek chick from “What We Do in the Shadows” and relationships in general. Apparently, you can covet your neighbor’s wife if you don’t want her for yourself but instead want other men to court women who are like her. We also glance over the news and dig deep into the mail bag. Lots of relationship advice there too.

#137 | A bunch of people just got banned for social media for associating with me May 06, 2019

There are two things going on with this recent social media purge. One, everyone is included in free speech, even bad guys and two, these aren’t those guys. Milo is an eccentric traditionalist who is wary of feminism, Laura Loomer is hooked on Muslim anti-Senitism, and Alex Jones is a guy with seemingly infinite theories, most of which are true! To say they were banned for associating with me is an obvious lie. They were banned for being too effective this close to the next presidential election.

#136 | Could you imagine liking Peter Gabriel? May 02, 2019

Peter Gabriel sucks and of course, Ryan likes him because he has the worst musical taste in the entire state of NY. We gave some very helpful boxing tips and talked about the two times Gavin’s wife wanted to kill him.

#135 | So they're coming after Robert Crumb now Apr 29, 2019

Robert Crumb is clearly one of the greatest artists of all time. The people coming after him and having him removed from museums are buzzkills who don’t get the joke. As usual, they are basing their witch hunt on someone else’s opinion of his work and not his body of work itself. This is always the case with these people. Anyway, we also talk about guns, mass shootings, and tricking kids into thinking Joe Dirt is the new Avengers movie.

#134 | Roseanne just came out as queer Apr 26, 2019

In this particularly raunchy episode, we discuss the sexual habits of “queers” as well as the rampant STDs sweeping the country and how to deal with them. We also cover roasting marshmallows (related to STDs), soakers, and of course, not making it to the bathroom on time. This is a really gross episode.

#133 | My friend almost died this weekend on his motorcycle Apr 22, 2019

Wherein we discuss motorcycle problems and several near death experiences on the highway. We also tear through the news and confront the media’s blind spot when it comes to the war on Christianity. Turns out the victims in Sri Lanka were more than just “Easter worshippers.” Boxing and stealing stories also comes up and then we settle into the mail bag for a good bout of Ryan bashing.

#132 | I think I figured out fighting Apr 18, 2019

We start out this epsiode with a look at boxing and how getting over your fear of being punched comes in handy when riding a motorcycle. This brings us to discussions about combing garageland with your BS detector and how dishonest we all are when it comes to reading the news as a big pile of corny rumors. You don’t care about Lori Loughlin cheating to get her daughter into college. You just want the beautiful people to suffer. You don’t really think the Mueller report is a smoking gun. You just want Trump to lose. We also get deep into some cocaine stories that takes us from Costa Rica to a $30m yacht off the coast of Somalia. It’s a wild ride so take your helmet off and let’s go!

#131 | And the best part of that is you get Dragon Rice Apr 15, 2019

Though this episode appears to be a wandering mess, there is an important thread throughout which is: We need to be more responsible for ourselves and stop relying on others to solve our problems. Don’t call AAA. Don’t call the cops. Don’t wait for someone to come fix your flat tire. Bribe a tow truck to do it off the books. We also answer letters about child rape in the Catholic church, dads who go to Disneyland alone, bad marriages, and farting.

#130 | Did you know some men blow dry their toes? Apr 10, 2019

We try to figure out why certain men believe airing out your feet after a shower will prevent toe fungus. It won’t. You’re being duped. Then we talk about the SPLC suit and how many ridiculous lies it includes such as Proud Boys yelling, “He was a f-ing foreigner!” Finally, we dive into the mail bag and use many of the letters as a spring board to bigger, deeper, more scarier conversations.

#129 | Cops are done Apr 08, 2019

When we were kids we played cops and robbers. More kids wanted to be cops than robbers but today, I doubt anyone wants to be a cop. Paperwork and constant scrutiny has ruined the profession. We send them into the shittiest part of the city and then get made when they don’t act like aristocrats. It’s made today’s cops suicidal but it’s also made sure tomorrow’s cops are just pussies and nerds. We also attack the mail bag.

#128 | JLo is getting sued for her stripper movie Apr 05, 2019

Before tearing into the male bag, we discuss how gay I am for men (outside of the sexual connotations, obviously). Men are portrayed as sexist dirtbags who see women as human garbage but then you meet us and we’re basically sweeties. This leads to a discussion on boxing, the Proud Boys, hate crimes, gay bashing, apprenticeships, and of course making new guy friends.

#127 | The tits podcast has been fixed Apr 02, 2019

This one’s a mini podcast where we announce that we fixed the glitches in the previous podcast (the tits one). We can’t announce this on social media because I’ve been banned from every platform there is. This leaves us no choice but to make announcements here - as separate podcasts. Anyway, it’s fixed. I miss you. Bye.

#126 | Tits are funny, huh? Apr 02, 2019

In this episode we question everything. Why tits? Why not? Was Gary Coleman killed by his ex-wife Shannon Price? Was Elliot Smith killed by his girlfriend Jennifer Chiba? After all the murder talk, we cleanse the palette with a foray into the UK show Undateables which features mentally handicapped singles trying to navigate the dating scene. We are particularly infatuated with Daniel and his hit album “The Songs of Gigs.” It’s Daniel Johnston meets Jonathan Richman meets that indie UK band "Art Brut".

#125 | I like to give advice that doesn't make sense Mar 28, 2019

So, some shithole country calling itself Brunei has decided gays need to be stuffed in a hole and beaten with large rocks until they die but what is “gay”? This prompts a lot of name-dropping as well as a discussion about jail, the SPLC, Jussie Smollet, trauma strains, Tina Tchen, black comedy, Kim Foxx, Costa Rica, and Sarah Silverman’s racist past.

#124 | Can I get some credit for shutting down the SPLC please Mar 27, 2019

Before getting to our turgid mail bag (which is positively bursting at the seams) I want to take a moment to look closely at the imminent demise of the SPLC. My complaint is the reason that organization is falling apart. After going through it, they entire staff realized they were being led by the blind and promptly began firing everyone or forcing them to leave. Founder Morris Dees is out. President Richard Cohen is out. Head of legal Rhonda Brownstein is out. Uh, you’re welcome.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #123 | Here are 10 tips for young men Mar 21, 2019

1- BE CHEAP: Don’t go out with tons of people for a huge dinner. 2- TAKE ABUSE: You’re not going to make money for the first two years of doing a thing. Get over it. 3- BE FUNN: When courting a lady, focus on having a good time, not getting laid. 4- WEAR CLASSICS: If you’re not into fashion, stick to classics like Chuck Taylors. 5- DON’T FIGHT: If you need to get into a fight, keep it as short as possible. 6- DON’T EAT: Food is for pussies. 7- PARTY RIGHT: Follow the D.O.W.N.E.R. rules. 8- CLEAN YOUR ROOM: The road to improvement starts small. 9- QUIT PORN: Get off the couch. 10- FAMILY FIRST: Make good with your parents and siblings.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #122 | Everything you've heard about Vice is a lie Mar 18, 2019

In this extra special episode we go over ex NYT executive editor Jill Abramson’s terrible book, “Merchants of Truth: The Business of News and the Fight for Facts.” I only read the parts that were about Vice when I was there and I counted TWENTY, yes TWENTY major factual errors. Since completing the book, Abramson has gone on to do lots of press for it that includes defending the multiple examples of plagiarism and telling many more lies like the allegation Proud Boys are “white nationalist” and I was recently arrested for brawling alongside them.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #121 | Let's take a really close look at the mail bag Mar 14, 2019

Today's show is dedicated entirely to the mail bag.

We get to a ton of emails, but we've barely scratched the surface.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #120 | Ricky Gervais' new show is a masterpiece, but Mar 12, 2019

The Netflix series “After Life” is incredibly well written but I don’t think Gervais realizes how sad he makes childlessness and atheism look. Like Ricky, the protagonist has bucked tradition until nothing’s left but your wife and that means, once she’s gone, there’s nothing left. Kids, please learn from the lessons Ricky accidentally taught us: get married, make babies, and believe in God.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #119 | So Joe Rogan and Jack Dorsey were talking about me Mar 06, 2019

We review the Joe Rogan Twitter special, and correct some of the falsehoods that were sprinkled throughout the discussion of Gavin and the Proud Boys being purged from Twitter. Then we reach into the Male Bag, AKA the Scrotum.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #118 | I just put a manpon in the garbage Mar 04, 2019

After a lot of heavy politics, we decided to make this episode super funny and comedy oriented. The problem is, simply focussing on funny topics does not a funny podcast make. This ep is less amusing than any of the political ones which may be proof I’m just losing my sense of humor. This episode could be the first of a sad decline in my career as a professional amuser.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #117 | Did you ever dream of a bit? Feb 28, 2019

After discussing how lame your ideas are when you’re asleep, we get into a hodge podge of topics including all these miserable comedians who tell us how to live our lives. Dude, you just had a nervous breakdown and your buddy tried to kill himself. Stop telling us how to live our lives. We also look at the death of comedy in general, Justin Trudeau’s prostitution scandal, Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, and a bunch of letters we’ve gotten recently in a new segment called “Scrotum” (mail bag).

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #116 | I just flew back from Disney and boy are my arms skinny black wiener things with big white gloves on the end Feb 26, 2019

This one’s all about my vacation where I hung out with some of the fattest people in the entire world. Yikes! America we have a serious obesity epidemic and it appears to be getting worse. Why are you on a Rascal at Disney World? Because walking makes you tired? Yeah, that’s the point. Walking isn’t your enemy, the Rascal is. Anyway, I took the family to Mets Spring Training in Port St. Lucie as well as Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, Volcano Bay, and Island of Adventure in Orlando. It was pretty fun but I think being a New Yorker may have ruined my personality forever.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #115 | Ladies and gentlemen, my father, Jimmy McInnes Feb 23, 2019

I visited my dad in Florida and asked him why the media is in total and utter denial when it comes to the horrific murders of white farmers in South Africa. I also brought mum in to explain why this guy thinks he’s so great - maybe he is.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #114 | Jussie Smollet is innocent Feb 19, 2019

Told ya so. Have we reached peak Clown World yet? We have rich black people who grew up white such as Cory Booker and Kamala Harris using a hate crime hoax to push through an anti-lynching bill. Is anyone pro-lynching? Isn’t it already illegal? At this point, we’ve gone so far, you just have to sit back and laugh.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #113 | Let's list all the people who are a noob Feb 15, 2019

We're in Texas, yeeehaw! Drinking beer, talking about buttholes, treasured memories, and noobs. The audio is weird since we're using Lav mics. There's video of this one, go to my YouTube channel for that.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #112 | Stylists ruin movies and TV Feb 07, 2019

Today's podcast mostly revolves around how shitty stylists and wardrobe people in movies ruin everything. It ruined a great AC/DC song. It could've ruined Jaws. We move onto a Vice video of black conservatives and liberals talking to each other. The word retard is bad, right? Why can't people be ideologically opposed and still get along? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY!

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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #111 | Go to DefendGavin.com Feb 06, 2019

Today's episode is mostly covering the SPLC law suit. There's a few detours here and there-- but it's a pretty big thing. It'll get funnier soon, but for now your support would be greatly appreciated. Go to DefendGavin.com to donate whatever you can to help fund us take a stand against the SPLC.