Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #64 | I had farts last night that could have ended my marriage Jul 06, 2018

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This ep is all farts all the time as I delve into how bad flatulence can effect how your wife feels about you. Being Scottish and also a severe alcoholic means I have a weak stomach that is constantly being abused. That leads to toots that are so severe, I've often had people in public assume there was some kind of chemical spill (not in Glasgow, of course, they know what time it is there because they have the same problems). I make a few small tangents about not being vulnerable around your significant other but this ep is almost fanatical in it's dedication to fart talk. Actually, if it was a talk show it would be called Fart Talk with Gavin McInnes.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #63 | You just got knocked the f**k out! Jul 03, 2018

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After a weekend of rioting, I focus on one particular punch that summarizes the problem with millennial arrogance. Why would you pick a fight with someone who could clearly kick your ass? Because he's a Nazi? I don't get that. First of all, he isn't. Secondly, if he was, aren't you scared of him? I used to fight Nazi skinheads in the late 80s and I was petrified of every confrontation. They were very scary dudes and they kicked the crap out of us on a regular basis. This somehow segues into the number of women in action movies and how distracting it is to see a super model murder a gang of thieves who rob banks during hurricanes.

Get Off My Lawn #62 | Milo did nothing wrong Jun 29, 2018

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In this Special Edition of GOML, we dish all the latest celebrity gossip on Milo, Justin Theroux, and Will Ferrell. I also get into this right VS. left civil war and how likely the left is to be crushed by the gun-owning, super grumpy, right wing brawlers they keep picking fights with.

Get Off My Lawn #61 | Has everybody lost they damn minds? Jun 26, 2018

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I start out talking about this new trend of yelling at Trump supporters for no other reason than you're a mental patient. I went through it recently at a baseball game and it's not scary or shocking. It's just weird. Like when a homeless person zeroes in on you for some crazy reason. Then, I get into people picking fights with someone they couldn't possibly take. Most of us learned not to do this at an early age but today's youngsters want to throw down with people who would happily eat them for breakfast. Finally, I start talking about dealbreakers men have when it comes to women's beauty. Outside of morbid obesity, there is one doozy we just cannot bend on. See if you can guess what it is (no it's not a penis, you weirdo).

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #60 | It must be weird to be gay Jun 22, 2018

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This was supposed to be about how weird it is to be gay but I went off on a tangent about some jerk who peed all over the toilet seat in Montreal and I sat on it. How are we, in a modern Western society, having to wash stranger's pee off our butt cheeks and legs?

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #59 | Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday Jun 19, 2018

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I start out getting mad at Tina Fey for pooping on America using the cute humor that came from having an awesome midwestern childhood with conservative parents. This leads to chastising all baby boomers for basically doing the same thing. Then, I take a 90 degree turn and devote the rest of the show to this weird mod kid I knew named Matt who kidnapped his girlfriend and went to prison for a long time. Back when we were roaming the streets of New York City, we broke into a Tofu factory and discovered dozens of illegal aliens being kept as slaves.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #58 | Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for, it's the nerds Jun 15, 2018

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Like you, I grew up assuming all jocks were date rapers and all beta-male, feminist ally, stand-up comedians were good people with a heart of gold. Turns out, the opposite is true. It appears nerds such as Chris Hardwick are the ones abusing women while the alpha male jokes are washing the barf off of drunk girls and carefully tucking them in. At the end, we discuss SaveTommy.com and how important it is to pitch in.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #57 | I guess I better talk about this Vice article in New York Mag Jun 12, 2018

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Most of this podcast is about the NY Mag article that just came out entitled, "A Company Built on a Bluff." New Vice and old Vice are obviously denoted by me leaving in 2008 and it certainly wasn't a bluff back then. I don't know much about them post 2008 but I'm assuming that when the sales guy takes over the editorial, the content is going to get a lot more advertorial.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #56 | Why does my daughter need to know the surface area of a rhomboid? Jun 08, 2018

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I start out railing against schools and teachers and how totally incompetent they all are. New York City schools are way worse than you could possibly imagine. It's basically one big Animal House (but less funny). Then we get deep into the Nazi myth and how insane you'd have to be to honestly think white supremacy is a real thing and a threat to American society. It's no less nuts than Bigfoot chasing.

Get Off My Lawn #55 | Everyone's almost died right? Jun 05, 2018

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It's back to adolescence for today's podcast where I go over all the times I almost died in the 80s. It's the same for everyone right? Didn't we all almost drown that one time or we were standing too close to the edge of a building before a perceptive friend grabbed us and pulled us back to safety. I guess the ones who did fall off aren't hear to read this. Being a teenager is real and it's fun but it's not real fun to constantly be kicking the grim reaper in the nuts and asking, "So, what are you going to do about it, wimp?" Thank God we all made it.

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