Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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The Emperor Has No Gender Jun 25, 2023

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Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:32 - The Current Thing

11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

14:47 - Everything Is Racist

14:59 - Weather

15:31 - What Is Happening?

16:54 - Siri, Please Take My Life

17:49 - Dumpster Diving

20:37 - Breaking Bridget

28:19 - Phetasy News

30:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Nice Non-Man Moobs Jun 18, 2023

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What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?

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It's A Slippery Slope Jun 12, 2023

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Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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The Titanic Was An Inside Job May 08, 2023

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Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb

04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds

05:08 - BDE/RIP

5:52 - Get Rekt China

7:02 - Weather

7:14 - WOMEN!

8:01 - Sheath

9:19 - Dumpster Diving

10:50 - Breaking Bridget

14:07 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious

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Execution Culture Is Coming Apr 17, 2023

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Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb

3:07 - Executed

5:51 - Get Rekt, China

7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic

7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery

8:38 - Weather

8:52 - Sheath Underwear

10:22 - Phetasy News

11:22 - The Theatre of the Plebs Is Glorious

12:55 - End

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The Final Dumpster Fire Apr 03, 2023

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Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant

5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification

11:07 - Troll-In-Exile

14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:40 - Parade Of Morons

28:40 - Weather

29:15 - Sheath Underwear

30:15 - Dumpster Diving

33:35 - Breaking Bridget

40:29 - Phetasy News

43:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

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AI Is Coming For Us All Mar 27, 2023

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Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?

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00:00 - Introduction

2:53 - Troll-In-Exile

7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier

12:28 - Parade of Morons

18:24 - RIP

19:47 - Weather

20:20 - Sheath

21:22 - Dumpster Diving

23:28 - Breaking Bridget

31:44 - Phetasy News

35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Watch the full Jussie Smollet reenactment here:

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Never See An Uggo Again Mar 13, 2023

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Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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The Dumpster Pail Kids Feb 27, 2023

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At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

5:32 - What Is Happening?

8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

17:42 - Sheath Underwear

19:00 - Never Woke Enough

22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

32:07 - Phetasy News

33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

34:34 - Credits

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN Feb 06, 2023

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Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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