Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Keep Calm & Dumpster On Sep 12, 2022

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Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Who Puts Swear Words On A Baby? Aug 29, 2022

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Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market?

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Defund The IRS Aug 08, 2022

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Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head?

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear and IP Vanish!

- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"

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Return Of The Dumpster Jul 25, 2022

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Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child?

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Make The Colonies Great For The First Time May 23, 2022

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Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire!

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There's Lead In The Aqueducts May 02, 2022

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How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

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Control Your Soul's Desire For Children Apr 11, 2022

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Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda?

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Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us Apr 04, 2022

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Original Air Date - 4/3/22

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht?

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Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds Mar 28, 2022

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Original Air Date - 3/28/22

Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat?

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Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Mar 14, 2022

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Original Air Date - 3/14/22

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?

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