Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves Oct 08, 2023

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Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:45 - Cancelled

1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP

4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins

5:15 - Get Rekt, China

6:14 - Commiefornia

9:35 - Weather

10:04 - WOMEN!

17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic

18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

20:09 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Stay Outta My Lane Sep 24, 2023

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Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:24 - Troll-In-Exile

5:08 - What Is Happening

8:45 - Commiefornia

11:42 - Parade of Morons

18:02 - Weather

18:33 - Sprained My Eyes

20:44 - Beyond Parody

25:18 - Dumpster Diving

29:00 - Breaking Bridget

37:37 - Phetasy News

39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Aliens Are Coming Sep 17, 2023

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Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Everything Is Bullsh*t Sep 10, 2023

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What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:14 - What Is Happening

8:05 - Beyond Parody

11:36 - Russia So Russian

13:38 - Encampment Of Morons

19:53 - Weather

21:02 - Seed

22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life

24:03 - Dumpster Diving

27:33 - Breaking Bridget

32:50 - Phetasy News

35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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The Mugshot Economy Sep 03, 2023

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Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - Troll-Indicted

6:45 - Olds-In-Charge

10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

13:10 - Commiefornia

15:48 - Russia So Russian

17:32 - Weather

17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life

19:02 - Parade of Morons

23:49 - Dumpster Diving

25:14 - Breaking Bridget

32:22 - Phetasy News

34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Thanks, Lizzo Aug 06, 2023

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Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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The United States of Gerontocracy Jul 30, 2023

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What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever Jul 16, 2023

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Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

23:55 - Dumpster Diving

28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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Dumpster Fire Is A False Flag Jul 09, 2023

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Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:49 - This F*ckin Guy

6:51 - Just The Tip 2024

11:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

12:17 - Commiefornia

12:39 - Weather

13:07 - Sheath Underwear

14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

17:10 - Tax The Rich

18:58 - Dumpster Diving

24:28 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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The Nerds Need To Be Stopped Jul 02, 2023

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Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire

5:28 - Russia So Russian

8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

12:55 - Rich Get Richer

16:22 - Weather

16:57 - Sheath Underwear

18:17 - Eunuch Maker

22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

28:16 - Dumpster Diving

32:05 - Breaking Bridget

39:28 - Phetasy News

42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!

- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe