Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us? Mar 10, 2024

Show notes

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/

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Too Smart To Be This McTarded Feb 25, 2024

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What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Diaper People Feb 11, 2024

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The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

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0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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American Karen Jan 21, 2024

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Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster

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This Is What Happens... Jan 07, 2024

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What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

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MAGA: The Gathering Dec 17, 2023

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Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

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0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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Two Americas, One Cup Dec 03, 2023

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Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

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Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious