Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too May 16, 2025

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The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark.

0:00 - This F*ckin Guy
9:32 - Sheath
10:41 - Weather
11:27 - What Is Happening
16:25 - Phetasy News
17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill May 13, 2025

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The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"?

0:00 - Big Brother
7:03 - BON CHARGE
8:17 - Weather
8:44 - Big Brother Continued
13:15 - Quest
14:26 - Phetasy News
15:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Quest

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.
We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA May 13, 2025

Show notes

Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington.

0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty
6:13 - The Perfect Jean
8:00 - Weather
8:24 - Parade of Morons
13:13 - Sheath
14:17 - Parade of Morons Continued
16:21 - Phetasy News
17:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 22nd 8pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsors The Perfect Jean & Sheath

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History May 06, 2025

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Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls.

0:00 - Parade of Morons
8:01 - Quest
9:15 - Weather
9:32 - Journavism
14:14 - Caliber
15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
22:08 - Phetasy News
22:42 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Trump Tells China To Get Rekt May 02, 2025

Show notes

Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters.

0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN
11:55 - Hillsdale College
13:07 - Weather
13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion
20:35 - Phetasy News
21:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Colin Quinn - May 23rd - May 25th https://bit.ly/DF-Mothership

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Thank you to our sponsor Hillsdale College:

- Hillsdale College is offering more than 40 free online courses - check them out at https://bit.ly/DF-Hillsdale

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline? Apr 29, 2025

Show notes

The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla.

0:00 - Journavism
8:24 - The Perfect Jean
9:36 - Weather
10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious
16:53 - Sheath
17:55 - Phetasy News
18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Colin Quinn - May 23rd - May 25th https://bit.ly/DF-Mothership

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Thanks to our sponsors The Perfect Jean & Sheath

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

The Fight Against Gender Ideology Apr 26, 2025

Show notes

Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court.

0:00 - What Is Happening? 12:08 - Quest 13:17 - Weather 13:38 - What is Happening? Continued 20:14 - Phetasy News 20:51 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel

Read When The State Comes For Your Kids by Abigail Shrier

Complaint filed on behalf of Montgomery School District Parents

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Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm

Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Colin Quinn - May 23rd - May 25th

Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.

This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

JD Vance's Powers Are Growing Apr 23, 2025

Show notes

Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans.

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 9:57 - Sheath 11:08 - Weather 11:31 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 17:10 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life 19:36 - Phetasy News 20:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists Apr 19, 2025

Show notes

Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

0:00 - WOMEN! 7:50 - Hillsdale College 8:59 - Weather 9:26 - Dumpster Diving 12:22 - Qualia 13:44 - More Dumpster Diving 19:48 - Phetasy News 20:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

More Like AstroNOTS Apr 16, 2025

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Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOMEN! Continued 19:11 - Phetasy News 19:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Quest and BON CHARGE

* Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.

* Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

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