Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Can The Democrats Be Normal? Mar 08, 2025

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The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

9:49 - Qualia

11:01 - Weather

11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening?

17:17 - Phetasy News

18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand Mar 05, 2025

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Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.

0:00 - What Is Happening

12:51 - BON CHARGE

14:13 - Weather

14:40 - What Is Happening Continued

23:27 - Phetasy News

24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats Mar 01, 2025

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Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

11:05 - Quest 12:17 - Weather

12:37 - This F*ckin Guy

16:24 - Breaking Bridget

23:28 - Phetasy News

24:38 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Who Let The DOGE Out? Feb 26, 2025

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Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:29 - Caliber

8:51 - Weather

9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again

21:13 - Phetasy News

22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics Feb 22, 2025

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Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez.

0:00 - Never Woke Enough

7:55 - Sheath

9:00 - Weather

9:33 - Everything Is Racist

16:35 - Phetasy News

17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Elon's Baby Mama Drama Feb 19, 2025

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Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00

- My Nemesis Is At It Again 6:03

- BON CHARGE 7:09

- Weather 7:35

- My Nemesis is Still At It Again 14:23

- Phetasy News 15:53

- The Internet Is Glorious

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D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt Feb 15, 2025

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The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:03 - Quest

10:11 - Weather

10:36 - Breaking Bridget

19:58 - Phetasy News

21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Super Bowl or Super Boring? Feb 12, 2025

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A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials.

0:00 - The Super Bowl

13:03 - Sheath

14:15 - Weather

14:34 - Super Bowl Ads

20:55 - Phetasy News

23:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

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In DOGE We Trust Feb 08, 2025

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Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

5:01 - Quest

6:38 - Weather

7:02 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

16:15 - Phetasy News

17:34 - The Internet Is Glorious

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I Don't Cariff About Tariffs Feb 05, 2025

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The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:07 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:07 - Qualia

8:31 - Weather

8:52 - Never Woke Enough

12:47 - Phetasy News

14:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe