Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Make America's Showers Great Again Apr 12, 2025

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Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Panican At The Disc Throw Apr 09, 2025

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Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:30 - BON CHARGE 13:39 - Weather 13:59 - Breaking Bridget 19:45 - Phetasy News 21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts Apr 05, 2025

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Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life.

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 4:52 - Dumpster Diving 9:41 - Quest 10:41 - Weather 11:08 - More Dumpster Diving 14:42 - WOMEN! 17:29 - Phetasy News 18:26 - The Internet Is Glorious

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White House Weaponizes Anime Apr 02, 2025

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Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

7:53 - Caliber

9:10 - Weather

9:33 - Breaking Bridget

15:58 - Phetasy News

16:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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More Like National INSecurity, Amirite? Mar 29, 2025

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Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

11:59 - Quest

13:06 - Weather

13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

17:01 - Phetasy News

18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Mar 26, 2025

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Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle.

0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

21:59 - Sheath Underwear

23:03 - Weather

23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued

29:55 - Phetasy News

33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Democrats, Chill the F* Out Mar 22, 2025

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Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again.

0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire

8:57 - BON CHARGE

10:08 - Weather

10:34 - Breaking Bridget

18:50 - Phetasy News

19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now Mar 19, 2025

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The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors.

0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost

10:06 - Quest

11:27 - Weather

11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost

19:37 - Phetasy News

20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands Mar 15, 2025

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“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast.

0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire