Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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E235. Sydney Sweeney EXPOSES HERSELF To Feminists - Dumpster Fire Jul 29, 2025

Show notes

People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.”

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
10:49 - Quest
12:10 - Weather
12:34 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:24 - Qualia
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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E234. Where Does South Park Go From Here? - Dumpster Fire Jul 25, 2025

Show notes

New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here.

0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park
13:23 - BON CHARGE
14:26 - Weather
14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:40 - Sheath
20:52 - RIP
22:26 - Phetasy News
23:54 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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E233. Democrats Have A Late Night Problem - Dumpster Fire Jul 22, 2025

Show notes

Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - Capitalism Always Wins
13:35 - BlueChew
15:00 - Weather
15:25 - Sprained My Eyes
19:01 - Quest
19:57 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Dave Landau - https://comedymothership.com/shows

Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/23 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

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Thanks to our sponsors BlueChew & Quest

- Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew

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E232. Democrats Have A Coldplay Problem - Dumpster Fire Jul 18, 2025

Show notes

The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
16:25 - The Perfect Jean
17:41 - Weather
18:14 - Get Rekt, Big Tech
22:25 - BRUNT
23:43 - Phetasy News
24:31 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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E231. Democrats Have An Entitlement Problem - Dumpster Fire Jul 15, 2025

Show notes

State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment.

0:00 - Parade of Morons
9:17 - goPure
10:32 - Weather
11:01 - Sprained My Eyes
14:04 - Quest
15:28 - What Is Happening?
19:04 - Phetasy News
19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/16 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

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Thanks to our sponsors goPure & Quest

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For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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E230. AI Is Trolling Us - Dumpster Fire Jul 11, 2025

Show notes

Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans?

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
8:23 - BON CHARGE
9:39 - Weather
10:14 - My Nemesis Is Still At It
16:07 - BlueChew
17:43 - Phetasy News
18:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Dave Landau - https://comedymothership.com/shows

Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/16 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & BlueChew

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

- Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew

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Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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E229. Democrats Have A Politically Homeless Problem - Dumpster Fire Jul 08, 2025

Show notes

The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.

0:00 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:46 - BRUNT
16:12 - Weather
16:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
22:21 - Sheath
23:37 - Phetasy News
24:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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E228. Democrats Have A Dead Internet Problem - Dumpster Fire Jul 01, 2025

Show notes

The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming.

0:00 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:57 - goPure
16:35 - Weather
17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again
24:04 - Phetasy News
24:45 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read Slop World by Mike Solana - https://bit.ly/DF-SlopWorld

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/9 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsor goPure

- Get 25% Off goPure with code DUMPSTER at https://bit.ly/DF-goPure

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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E227. Democrats Have A Daddy Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 27, 2025

Show notes

Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy
14:14 - Quest
15:29 - Weather
16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
21:54 - Phetasy News
22:31 - The Internet is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/9 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsor Quest

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off.

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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E226. Democrats Have A Demon Problem - Dumpster Fire Jun 24, 2025

Show notes

The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran.

0:00 - Common Sense Prevails
7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy
13:07 - BON CHARGE
14:13 - Weather
14:44 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
24:56 - Phetasy News
25:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 6/25 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva