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A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back May 04, 2026

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Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world’s angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human […]

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Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor May 01, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening […]

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Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police Apr 29, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […]

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The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid Apr 27, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […]

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Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees Apr 25, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […]

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Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis Apr 24, 2026

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Episode Highlights Opening […]

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Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits Apr 22, 2026

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Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […]

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Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom Apr 20, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag. Episode Highlights […]

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A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests Apr 17, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […]

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Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father Apr 15, 2026

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […]

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