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Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps Apr 13, 2026

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🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff […]

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The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe! Apr 10, 2026

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🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a […]

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Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells Apr 08, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […]

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The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE Apr 06, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show 💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever: But wait… it gets worse. The Confession Avalanche: 👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker. ⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding Another courtroom meltdown for the ages: Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental […]

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When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad Apr 06, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage […]

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Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole Apr 03, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, […]

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Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse Apr 01, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things […]

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Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping Mar 30, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half […]

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The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think) Mar 27, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […]

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A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge Mar 25, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new […]

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