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Elephant Receives Watermelon-Sized Silicone Replacement Testicles Oct 09, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound gravy chicken, New York’s traveling poop and a millionaire who built his empire one fake dog testicle at a time. Emergency […]

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It’s Taint-Tober! Plus: The Stinky Foot Show Fetish Videocast Review Oct 07, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty […]

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Wheel of Fortune’s Announcer Allegedly Spins Into Child Predator Radio Oct 05, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.” Opening Neighborhood Diplomacy A woman picking rhubarb in […]

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Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole Oct 02, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A penis devours breakfast through the wrong entrance, three public meltdowns terrorize innocent bystanders, Florida delivers two separate displays of public vagina, and Popeyes introduces a deeply unwanted condom-style chicken coating. Great Moments in Video Game Livestreams A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra The Skunk […]

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Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch Sep 30, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and fraternity pledges marinate inside a humid basement full of condiments and mystery fluids. Opening Chaos Norman Wicks and the Emergency Ambulance-Van […]

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Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds? Sep 28, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight club, and a Texas mother reportedly offering her newborn to a stranger with all the paperwork included. Opening Chaos Jem and the Holograms […]

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Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer Sep 25, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […]

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Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong Sep 23, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men […]

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If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? Sep 21, 2026

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Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining […]

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The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets Sep 18, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s […]

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