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Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum Sep 03, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted […]

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Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons Sep 01, 2026

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Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility […]

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Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit Aug 31, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the […]

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Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind Aug 28, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who […]

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Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes Aug 26, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and […]

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Pervert Glasses for the Modern Sex Offender Aug 24, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straight into a parade of fraud, surveillance panic, pervert-tech horror, and an anime-themed masturbation tie-in, with a quick stop to roast a 90s infomercial goblin in a question-mark suit. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Personal Horror […]

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The Great AI Data Center Piss Drive of 2026 – NEW! Aug 21, 2026

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Episode Summary: It’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend and cutting off his penis over a pregnancy that apparently didn’t exist, and perhaps the most environmentally responsible idea of 2026: sending your piss to AI data centers. […]

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Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee Maker Aug 19, 2026

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Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver […]

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Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener Aug 17, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop […]

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Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener Aug 17, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida […]

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