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Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute Jun 15, 2026

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage […]

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The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW! Jun 12, 2026

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded […]

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The Shart Game Show of My Dreams Jun 12, 2026

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Episode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment […]

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How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire Jun 10, 2026

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public […]

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A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs Jun 08, 2026

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Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she […]

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Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals Jun 05, 2026

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode […]

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What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ? Jun 03, 2026

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other […]

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Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon Jun 01, 2026

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […]

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Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging May 29, 2026

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public […]

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Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service May 27, 2026

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Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […]

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