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Kilscully Paranormal Club

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Extinction Curse Ep. 11: Troglodytes & Time Warps Oct 05, 2020

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CLOWNS VERSUS DINOSAURS! The Circus of Wayward Wonders encounters their new great foe; the treasonous troglodytes, the ancient dinosaur-like cave-dwellers known as the Xulgath. But what is their goal in the Erran Tower? What does a bunch of devolved lizards care about with a monument to a dead god? Get outta here, dinosaurs! This is a CIRCUS campaign! That's why it's called Extinction Cu- oh, no. Ohhhhh, noooo... oh, that's not good at all. Oh, no no no. Well, looks like we've only got one option, everyone! It's them or us- will these ancient creeps be sent packing? Or has the reign of the clown come to a calamitous end?

MARVEL at the temporally spasming troglodyte as it flickers through timespace! TASTE the deliciously sugary moss as it grows from the walls! FACE the dreaded foe who has plagued you from the shadows for far too long!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can love bloom, even in prehistoric times?

Kilscully Paranormal Club

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Extinction Curse Ep. 10: Fossils & Fields Sep 28, 2020

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Climb the tower, save the world! The Wandering Three have found a grave secret about the Island of Erran, and it's up to them to investigate further to prevent the lands from slowly draining in vitality! The ancient tower left by the dead god keeps countless secrets inside it... but who are its new denizens? What secrets do THEY hide? What role did they have in the demons that have been plaguing the sleepy town of Abberton? And for the love of the gods, what is that AWFUL smell? It's right out of the hermit cult pot and into the mysterious monstrous flames as our heroes uncover an ancient secret that has dire consequences on their circus... after all, if the life force of their home just fades away, who's going to buy tickets from the circus?!

RIDE on the whimsical wagon ride pulled by wondrous toads of impressive sizes! SEE the possessed criminal slowly realize the consequences of their actions! FACE the deadly foes of a bygone era as they emerge as one to face against the circus and bring ruin to the world!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how does one improve their social standing with slurks?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 9: Half-Fiends & Hellraisers Sep 21, 2020

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GHOULS!! The Wandering Three have found themselves in a crypt full of cannibalistic undead intent on feasting on their flesh! They didn't sign up for this! They signed up to find the last demon in the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, so they could enter the main temple and take on the wicked priestess who started this whole debacle, and there's NO sign of-- ohhhh, the last demon is probably one of these GHOULS, huh..? Rats. Well, Wanderers, you're on your own. Have fun with the living dead, I suppose! And good luck... you're going to really, really need it when you find out what's caused all of this.

SCRAP with the final evolution of the ghoulish ghasts and its' dreadful gaze! DUEL against the terrifying storm queen of the demon cult! LEARN the awful truth that threatens the Isle of Kortos!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are clowns really qualified to save the world?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids Sep 14, 2020

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Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with the ghouls? What are the cultists "trading" sacrifices for? And who's the mysterious, beautiful woman who started all of this in the first place? Our heroes' questions have many prongs (get it? Cuz the cultists use tridents? Get it?) but one thing's for sure... if we wanna save this place, we're gonna have to get some answers!

LAUGH at the petty squabbling of spiteful demons straight from the Abyss! RETCH at the horrifying rituals performed by the cultists! DESCEND into the ghastly crypt of the hermits and see what lies within!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... you can still be a big, cool adventurer if you're afraid of the dark, right?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks Sep 07, 2020

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Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some traveling entertainers though, right? We just wanted to like, juggle and do sweep flips... surely, once this is out of the way, we can just go back to our normal lives, right? Right! So let's save the mayor and be done with it!

MUSE upon the works of the Dead God and his incredible architecture! GASP at the strange events heralded in by magic gone awry! CLENCH the finely crafted weapon you just stole from some cultist dude!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird for God to contact me through a mosaic fish?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes Aug 31, 2020

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ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of time to... ah, to hell with it. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, and you're going DOWN, Jellicho Boing-Boing! It's time for a clown off!

BEHOLD the dazzling street performances of wayward delights! CREEP through the undergrowth on your daring investigations! UNCOVER the awful truth that underlies the mysteries at hand!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what kind of stuff should go in a sandwich to maximize its healing potential?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes Aug 24, 2020

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There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such a fuss in the streets, dressed so brightly and shouting so loudly! Hope you've paid your tab... we're about to split the party, everyone!

VANQUISH the dreaded Worm-Demons! INTERROGATE the hay sandwich eating thug! SNARL at the familiar faces you really didn't want to see!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... it's not morally wrong to flirt your way into selling junk at an unreasonable price, is it?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks Aug 17, 2020

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Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad has EVER happened in a church. Weird smells, creepy gravediggers and a load of crashing noises... yup, just normal church stuff all around! Bless yourself and get ready to say your prayers, everyone... it's time to put on your Sunday Best and see what's happening in the Church of Goldenlaws!

BEHOLD the amazing translations of the mysterious woman! TASTE the delicious potions during your time of need! RECOIL at the horrific monsters you'll find on your journey!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can I tell if someone's been infected by a horrific parasitic entity, or if they just haven't had a cup of mornin' joe yet?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 3: Bargains & Boars Aug 10, 2020

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You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather? Pigs running amuck?! SHOPPING LISTS? Only one group of people have the talents needed to set things right... traveling performers in tight pants and greasepaint! Now, let's see who the real clowns are... the entertainers, or the people trusting them to help fix their woes?

GAZE into the flames of prophecy that show horrid visions from beyond the beyond! LISTEN to the tragic tale of the poor man and his beloved, poor town! PERUSE the wondrous items of all manners of magic and mundane use!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it unethical to play golf with living creatures as the golf ball?

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