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Extinction Curse Ep. 20: Ghosts & Grails Dec 07, 2020

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The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlived him. Now there's LITERALLY a ghostly priest of the aforementioned dead god is literally following the party around and nagging them. Jeez, how much more on the nose can you get? As our heroes explore Moonstone Hall searching for answers as to why the Xulgath are here and why their former employer is making deals with them, strange secrets and long forgotten history arise to give them some perspective. But first... we've got a pterodactyl demon to kill! Let's go!

STUDY the ancient texts locked deep underground! GRIMACE at the gruesome scenes of sacrifice and slaughter! BATTLE against a titanic monster kept here to protect diabolic relics!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 19: Priests & Poltergeists Nov 30, 2020

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Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quasit, and now seek to cleanse the Temple of the Dead God, knowing that for some reason the Xulgath that stormed the Erran Tower back in Abberton set this place up as their base of operations a while ago. But why? There's only one way to find out- and that's delving deeper into the cracks of the past and seeking whatever answers they might find!

SLAY the profane demon-callers and their fanatic minions! EXPLORE the tunnels that lie beneath the city! PARLAY with the restless occupants who have not moved past an ancient, horrible event!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 18: Temples & Twirls Nov 24, 2020

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The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest in the Aeon Orb? Wh- hey, what's that smell. What? The Xulgath are here, too?! Aw, come on! We thought we'd seen the last of those guys! What the hell! This is bullshit! Ugh. Fine... I guess we can keep killing dinosaur people who worship demons for a little while longer. Grab your hammer and go silly mode- it's about to get primeval in here!

RECOIL from the saurian blood demon and its wicked fangs! SPY on the xulgath and their treacherous meetings! LEARN of the troglodyte's wicked companion!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to adopt the damned souls of the vile if they're like, cute?

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Behind the Rolls: Dice Will Roll x Beadle & Grimm Special! Nov 22, 2020

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BEHOLD, TRAVELERS! A BOOK THAT CONTAINS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY! FROM LEVEL 1 TO LEVEL 20, THIS JOURNAL TELLS TALES OF YOUR ADVENTURES AS YOU GROW IN POWER AND- hey, this sounds a LOT like the book of Kingmaker from season 1. That's a funny coincidence, isn't i- IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCOOBY DOO?! There's a LOT going on in this very special crossover episode, everyone. Like, a LOT. AGAIN: HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCREAM, GOOD GIRLS, ETC. LIKE, THE ACTUAL MATTHEW LILLARD. THAT ONE'S NOT A BIT. So join us in our tale of dungeons, dragons, and the cast being EXTREMELY starstruck throughout this whole interview. It's genuinely something else.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 17: Paladins & Prophecies Nov 16, 2020

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Destiny awaits! You are the chosen one! Follow your fate! God, could you get more cliche? The Wandering Three are looking for Moonstone Temple in order to follow up on some loose ends left in Abberton, and to do so, they need to go to some people who know the past better than anyone else: really, really old folk. It's a blast from the past as Royari meets up with the Order of Saint Sarnax, the very people who raised them as a child. What secrets are they hiding? What does Royari know, and what does she not know about them? And for goodness sake, can these old swordmages please stop talking like Eriato & Volio know what they're harping on about? It's getting like, super irritating!

PERUSE the ancient lore of the past and its shocking revelations! RELIVE the past of the heroic constable's finest moment! DESCEND into the underground and dig up history with your own hands!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is this like, an Avatar type situation, or what?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 16: Shimmers & Showstoppers Nov 09, 2020

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It's time for some downtime! Our heroes have a week to prepare for one of the most important nights of their lives: the Opening Night of the Circus of Wayward Wonders and their show in Escadar! Rivals lurk, and monsters prowl... and all the while, the circus has to practice, advertise and sell tickets! Clear the monsters from the Southern Swamp? Research the grim secrets surrounding the Xulgath? Put up fliers? Have an 80s themed workout montage? How are we going to fit all that in one week? And can we do all of it and still put on a successful show? There's only one way to find out- let's get right to it!

SEE the lights on the edge of the camp as they beckon you into darkness! GASP at the fantastic performances and their new heights! LISTEN to the strange, smoking calliope and its weird music!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 15: Warts & Wolves Nov 02, 2020

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Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny companions to drive out the terror that stalk the night and prepare for the Greatest Show on all of Golarion!

GUSH at the incredible artist dog and his many skills! EXPLORE the creepy cave that may once have been someone's home! BARGAIN with an awful creature that could spell certain doom to your companions!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is that a normal halo thing, or..?

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Halloween Special 2020: Mysteries & Mosquitoes Oct 31, 2020

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50 years ago, something horrible came to the sleepy town of Shimmerford. With glowing red eye, six long, handles arms and buzzing, mosquito like wings, a creepy cryptid known today only as The Mosquito Witch brought with her dread and panic that rocked the little village. But soon, fear turned to curiosity, and the townsfolk started celebrating her as a folk story, bringing in monster hunters from around the River Kingdoms to seek her out and, while they're at it, stop by at the yearly Mosquito Witch festival, eat some witchbread and put on some fancy mosquito masks. Thankfully, the Mosquito Witch doesn't really exist... right? Only one group of adventurers from the fledgling Barony of Kilcela, fresh from their duel with The Stag Lord will be able to prove it once and for all in this very spooky Halloween special!

Boats get ridden. Woods get explored. Horrors get uncovered.

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Extinction Curse Ep. 14: Ports & Pickpockets Oct 26, 2020

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We're taking the show to the Big City! After battling Dinosaur People and receiving divine powers from a Dead God back in Abberton, the Wandering Three is leading the Circus of Wayward Wonders back to their home town of Escadar. Here, sea salt can be smelt in the air, pavement and cobblestone lie underfoot and wicked crooks lurk around every corner. History absolutely has its eyes on you here, where the Circus' rivals, Mistress Dusklight's Celestial Menagerie, lie waiting to punish you for daring break away from their fold. Can our heroes beat the Menagerie at their own game in their own town? Or will- hey. HEY! WHO TOOK MY COIN PURSE? ARGH!

STUDY the ancient dinosaur eggs and their nefarious implications! FISH up a huge sea bass and impress your friends! RELAY your secret past, shrouded in mystery and rumor!

All this and more in the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 2: LEGACY OF THE LOST GOD, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to whip out some party tricks in an office of law?

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Extinction Curse Ep. 13: Godlings & Glory Oct 19, 2020

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A star rotates the peak of the Erran Tower, and our heroes- Royari San Sarnax, Volio Via and Eriato Bati- face off against a gruesomely scarred xulgath bearing demonic runes carved into his flesh and a massive stone hammer. The faith of their home lies within this battle; should they fail, the primeval troglodytes will destroy the life-giving Aeon Orb left to us by a dead god, dooming the Isle of Erran to extinction. So like, the stakes are pretty high. What did we come to Abberton for again? Let me just check my notes... ah, right, to act in the circus. Hmmm. We've solved murder mysteries, killed marauding boars, defended churches from fiends, dismantled druid cults and fought actual dinosaurs since we got here to do that, which was... ah, a week ago! Nice! Well, everyone... no point in questioning fate. Embrace it, and take a stand, because no matter what, the show must go on!

CLASH with the fiendish xulgath warpriest from deep underground and save your home from certain doom! TOWER over the crowds as you put on a show like no other in this world! FEEL the touch of destiny as it pulls you into its arms, leaving you changed and empowered once and for all!

All this and more in the finale of BOOK 1 OF EXTINCTION CURSE: THE SHOW MUST GO ON, where we ask the hard questions like... are you sure you want to be giving all this responsibility and power to a troupe of performers?

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