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S11E4 - Franco Fan Club Jul 30, 2022

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This week we had some snafu's that lead to a non traditional recap... more of a 20 rant-cap of week 3 and some of the poopy men and then a Patreon drop of a fun bonus episode we did a few months ago! We think you'll actually find this episode pretty refreshing!! Think Winter weather and jacuzzis.

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S11E3 - The way Gabby says Meatball Jul 24, 2022

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Okay okay okay we're in it NOW folks! Week 2 of Gachel's journey to find love (with each other????) is underway. Naturally that means a date that objectifies the men half naked, awkward kisses in zero gravity, and forced country pop singing by two people we have never heard of. Cheers to finding love!

But really the true love forming is Danikas obsession with Gabby.

S11E2 - Double your lead, double your fun Jul 17, 2022

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And just like that we're officially back in to it with cringe limo entrances, men talking over the women, and magic tricks??? Sure why not. The men really didn't impress but our stunning leads, Rachel and Gabby, sure the fuck did. With lots of shit talking, making heart eyes at each other, laughing at the expense of men, and generally controlling the environment in a way that makes us horny.

Listen in as guest host and friend of the pod, Kellie, and Jenna dissect some bach gossip and ponder the bigger picture of what it means to have two leads. Spoiler we kinda spiral. It's great.

Thank you Kellie!! Follow her @theofficalchubbybunny

S11E1 - He's a 10 but he likes Entourage Jul 11, 2022

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WE'RE BACK! And holy hell that was a delightful extended break. Although we didn't necessarily relax with a cocktail in hand the entire 4 months, no - one of us got married and finally consummated the dang thing nice and one of us worked on a campaign that slanders the show. Time well spent if we say so our selves!

But all that aside we're back for another season of sparkling dresses, gross kissing sounds, men being rude, and of course some drama! But now with 100% more lead! That's right folks we got a BOGO! But in all seriousness, we are excited and happy for Gachel and frankly a structure change!

Before the big premiere tonight listen in now as Danika and Jenna attempt to subscribe morality to 32 men only based on a singular black and white photo and three facts the show pulled out of thin air!

S10E11 - Will You Accept This Gay? with What I Will Say Pod Jun 03, 2022

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What I will say…is that Cam - co host of the @whatiwillsay podcast - and Jenna have a super fun time discussing all things gay in the bachelor and celebrity realm!

We talk Bayley, queer conspiraships, the closet, community, the top 5 queerest moments in the bachelor franchise and so much more!!! It was a honor to chat with Cam and I can’t thank her enough!!

Check it out and then check out Cam’s tumblr, tiktok and podcast! It’s one of Jenna’s Fave Things™️ or maybe it’s like Goop and I recommend it to you but we call it Poop because that’s us.

Happy Pride bbs!!!

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S10E10 - Dues Paying Members of the Patriarchy w/ Sophie James Mar 19, 2022

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We did it. Like we actually fucking did it. We made it through the last 2 1/2 months (Clayton's mess) and 16 months (non stop content) of hell. Are we in one piece? Mentally, physically, and spiritually? No (Said in Gabby). But did we have fun? You don't have the capacity to understand what we've been through (also said in Gabby). Do we have a lot of opinions? Yeah (again said in Gabby).

And who else to wrap up this 'journey' up with then bestie Sophie James of Unpaid Emotional Labor!! And true to every podcast we have done with Sophie, we went for two full god given, glorious, daylight saved hours. YOU'RE WELCOME!

Make sure you're following Sophie @unpaidemotionallabor and we cannot ever thank her enough for all the amazing chats and laughs this last year. We love you so much!!!

S10E9 - Nightmare Suites Mar 12, 2022

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Just like in Beetlejuice... if you say something 3 times bad shit happens, but perhaps Clayton was too busy playing football as a youth to watch that Tim Burton classic to learn that vital lesson. Because our tall, horny, half zipper sweater wearing bachelor, couldn't stop saying the L Word (ooops wrong show but just as much drama) this week and shocker! bad shit happened. It's so messy ya'll!! But luckily you have two opinionated bitches ready to break it all down with you (hopefully with some nuance!)!

So buckle your useless safety helmets on and join us in this anxiety volcano!!

S10E8 - How to kill a Bachelor Mar 05, 2022

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This week on The Bachelor the remaining four women take Clayton to their hometowns and they each individually try to kill him! Between chokeholds, bears, tightrope walking, and a stroll down a spider and alligator infested river...our man with too many teeth in his mouth didn't stand fucking a chance! And if those activities weren't enough to leave him crying shaking throwing up... having to meet the families will!

So sit back and enjoy our completely unhinged recap, where we relate to the related, talk about the Jackass franchise, and Danika gets us closer to being canceled!! Happy Women's History Month!

CW: Discussion about SA starting minute 15 to minute 27.

S10E7 - Sending our therapy bills to Mike Fleiss Feb 26, 2022

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Total, actual, real Therapists Jenna and Danika sit down to analyze week 7 of Clayton Echard's journey to find a woman who will validate him like his parents didn't. And gosh do we have some notes. But first we gossip about a recent bach nation break up, and Jenna debuts a new conspiracy in her irregular but often right, JANON segment.

S10E6 - Our Horny Bachelor Feb 19, 2022

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The crew is back together (yay!) just in time for this season of The Bachelor to make no fucking sense! That's right Danika and Jenna are joined by Podance Andrew and we do in fact get in to it all (Clayton, buddy, what are you doing??), finally figure out who Pilot Rachel looks like, and we have a cool Vanderpump Rules crossover moment that leaves Jenna scared but intrigued.

Thank you Andrew for being hilarious and for all your work as always!

CW: discussion of suicide in first 10 minutes.

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