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S10E5 - Paid Actors with Ready To Be Petty Feb 12, 2022

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Welcome back to The Bachelor! Where totally normal, chill, socially aware individuals come together for a light hearted experience that ultimately ends in a long lasting love story. JK JK welcome to the utter shit show!! air horn sounds No one knows exactly whats happening, but we know it's fucked up, and it's possible someone might die in a waterfall next week. Thankfully we are blessed with a special guest, Torry from the podcast Ready To Be Petty, and we do in fact get petty while re-caping the 5th week of this train wreck waiting to happen. And if I could be so petty...I think this podcast recap is better than the actual television episode.

Thank you again to Torry! Make sure you check out her pop culture podcast on all platforms!!

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S10E4 - Shrimp Cocktail Party Time with Ash Talks Bach Feb 04, 2022

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Hope you didn't fill up on all the shrimp from last week, because kraft services is back and the drama is SHELLacious! I'm sorry. But i'm not sorry about our guest this week! Ash (from Ash Talks Bach) is back to break down the shellfish (sorry) antics of Shrimpnae and how it affected the women and our himbo Clayton, amongst other Bachelor Nation prawnblems. Okay I will stop now.

Thank you again so much Ash! Make sure you're following her on insta and twitter @ashtalksbachelor

S10E3 - Naked and Afraid w/ Bachelor RealiTea Jan 29, 2022

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This week while the beloved Danika celebrates her Birthday (love you), Jenna is joined by bachelor commentator friend and fellow meme maker Ariana Wu from @bachelor.realitea! We talk about the art form that is bachelor meme creating, catch up on some light gossip, and recap all that happened in week three of Clayton's journey to find his perfect shrimp cooker. Throw another one on the barbie bitches, cause we got SHRIMPGATE 2022

S10E2 - Everyone loves a rawdog! Jan 15, 2022

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And just like that...(omg is any one watching that and want to dm with Jenna about it?!?) we are off to the races! And by that we mean it's the first real week of dates for our himbo tree of a man with bad fashion. We get some randomly constructed group dates, a classic over the top one on one, and not one but TWO villains. What a BOGO sale! So sit back and relax as your annoying gay hosts recap, go on tangents, and unintentionally promote How To Win The Bachelor by Game Of Roses. Will Danika fall into the pit once and for all? Stay tuned!

S10E1 - He's just a guy Jan 08, 2022

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After a refreshing crisp one week break WE'RE BACK (despite pleas from our loved ones) to recap Clayton Echards season of The Bachelor. Who's Clayton you ask? Well he's of course just a small town guy who likes to fuck and collect quarters. So now that you know all you need to know about our 26th Bachelor sit back as Jenna and Danika break down the night one arrivals, night one self eliminations, and inevitably call him the wrong name by accident.

Thanks for joining us on what is our 10th season of podcasting this romantic train wreck! We love you!!!!!!

S9E12 - Gonna find out if you're Nayte or Nice Dec 23, 2021

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Ho Ho Hold up this was the best god damn finale in years! And we're both super happy and sad to see Michelle's season go! To celebrate the reason for the season we invited Pod Fiance, Andrew, on to giggle with us, do ASMR tangents, and critique two great men who honestly are just so great we are grasping at straws to be our usual cunty selves.

Thank you to Michelle Young for giving her whole authentic self to this, and us. Some of us don't deserve you but we are for are so very grateful. And a huge thank you to all who have guested this season!! Could not have done it with out you! And Finally thank you so much to our DCP community and friends. Your humor, graciousness, and heart in the DM's and reviews mean everything. We wouldn't be here without you! ok fart noise to cancel out the gooey shit. Happy New Year Cucks!

S9E11 - Rose Colored Glasses Dec 18, 2021

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It's Michelle's Fantasy Suites and holy shit what an episode! I kinda feel like the shocking M Night Shyamalan style twist ending had us fully unhinged and Bachelor Nation completely fucked up. So join us as we recap, try to make sense of it all, and project our feelings! You know, the usual!

If you have your Date Card Bingo cards at home...we hit a lot of the faves talking points! (see the insta)

S9E10 - The Men Yell All with Sophie James Dec 11, 2021

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This week were joined by bestie of the pod Sophie James, of Unpaid Emotional Labor, to break down the tomfoolery, toxic masculinity, and bad hair of the Men Tell All. Bring your marshmallows, because we have a roast going!

CW: we do spend the last 20 minutes having a nuanced discussion about Coming Out Colton and all the unpleasantries that come with that.

Make sure you subscribe to Unpaid Emotional Labor www.patreon.com/unpaid_emotional_labor THANK YOU SOPHIE!

S9E9 - Allegedly, these are our opinions Dec 05, 2021

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In this episode Jenna and Danika sit down with our friend Staci and we have a conversation about Coming Out Colton, from the perspective of queer Bachelor fans who have some opinions, concerns. and the desire for better representation.

As mentioned in the podcast, these are just our opinions (allegedly) and we hope our nuanced chat sparks thoughtful discourse. Thank you Staci for joining us! You can follow her @stakselrod

TW: Domestic abuse, suicide, and coming out stories

S9E8 - Top Fourplay Dec 04, 2021

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And we're back folks and just in time to get our hearts broken because holy fuck has there ever been a better Top 4? Answer: NO

Join Danika and Jenna as they brainstorm with Brandon's on what his Portland hometown date would have been IRL, get lost in an orchard with Rodney, share personal Prom stories with Joe, and join Nayte in saying "I love you' to our collective new step dad Charles.

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