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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

Latest Episodes:

(06-28-2019) Too much Canada - Cumtown (161) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) LIGHTSKIN LION SINGING - JACKING OFF TO/VERBAL MEMES

(03:00) SERIOUSLY DATING GIRL TO MEET HER FAMILY AND SAY EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE

(05:00) AMAL CLOONEY - GEORGE CLOONEY'S

(07:15) GAY-KWON THE CHEF

(10:10) THE CHIQUITA BANANA LADY GETTING ON A BUNCH OF FRUIT, LIKE MATTRESS

(11:40) VIRAL VIDEO MAKING FUN OF DASHA - "PRAXIS!" -> MAKING THE SLIMMEST PANTS TO FROM DANCES

(15:30) FILTHY FEUD - THE DIRTIEST MIND CONTEST. HOME ALONE

(18:20) BEING MAD AT MIXING BECAUSE MIXED ARE "SPOILED"

(20:40) THE WHO GETS TO DRIVE THE ZAMBONI MACHINE

(24:20) YOU ARE BEING PLACED UNDER MY GIRLFRIEND

(26:00) HOUSE - REALITY SHOW WHERE YOU CAN'T

(42:00) PANIC WHERE'D THE GO

(43:00) HIGHLANDER - CHRISTOPHER WALKEN CHAT

(53:00) PORT IN A STORM BAR

(60:00) BENEVOLENT

(06-24-2019) Otowa 2019 - Cumtown Premium May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(05:30) THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD

(09:15) FROTTAWA

(41:30) BOB DYLAN

(52:30) THE MASK: "SOMEBODY STOP ME FROM"

(06-24-2019) Montreal 2019 - Cumtown Premium May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) PIPELINE

(03:20) ADAM SEEING OLD GUYS IN THE CINEMA

(07:30) BOTTOMLESS CLUB

(12:30) BUGS BUNNY SAWS

(15:50) HOW WOULD YOU FIGHT AN ALIEN?

(18:00) PRISONS ARE NAMED BY PRISONERS

(20:00) DAVID BLAINE - KENNEDY DOING THE MAGIC TRICK CATCHING A BULLET IN HIS TEETH

(22:10) BERNIE SANDERS DOING A PING PONG SHOW

(25:20) ARE TEETH BONES?

(27:30) FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE GUYS WITH INCREDIBLY SMALL

(32:20) NICK WANTS HIS EARS SEALED

(34:40) ANDRE 3 INCHES

(38:00) AUSTRALIANS WANT TO SEE

(44:00) DETECTIVE

(52:15) TATTOOS - POUNDCLOUD RAPPER

(55:50) CHATTING TO ANNE FRANK ON THE INTERNET

(58:00) CHANGING THE LAWS IN MARYLAND

(60:00) AUTO BLUMPKIN

(61:00) STEFAN MOLYNEUX

(63:00) FRERE JACQUES ABOUT A GUY - IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

(06-20-2019) Dover Delaware Live - Cumtown (160) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) NICK CAN'T HEAR

(02:25) MODERN ATHEISM WAS FOUNDED BY - BEN SHAPIRO

(08:20) DEAF BILL MAHER

(10:30) NICK DIPAOLO

(13:20) PUTTING A ON YOUR TO AVOID CHAFING

(14:10) LOSING SPONSORS

(17:15) WHAT'S YOUR J'MAPPELLE? - THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN CANADA, WHERE ARE THE BANDAIDS?

(20:30) AMBULANCES JUST HAVE A THERAPIST IN THE BACK

(25:00) NICK ORDERING IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT BY WRITING THEIR LANGUAGE

(32:00) REOGARD

(39:00) THE STING

(41:20) GETTING SRS TO GET RID OF

(43:20) ACTOR MICHAEL DOUGLAS

(44:40) BLACK MIRROR

(50:50) THE BOYS GOING TO AFRICA

(53:00) MONTH

(o6-17-2019) toronto live - Cumtown Premium May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON

(02:00) STAV MEASURING ADAM'S BALLS SHRINKING FROM VAPING

(04:30) FIRST TIME THE WOMAN YELLS AT ADAM

(05:00) ADAM THREATENING JUSTIN TRUDEAU

(07:45) ADAM DOING GYMNASTICS WITH DASHA'S DAD

(11:40) STAV ASKING FOR SNACKS

(13:30) THEY'RE NOT IF YOU LOVE THEM

(15:00) STAV DOING PUSHUPS

(15:40) THE IS BACK

(17:15) STEVEN CROWDER TAKING OVER JEOPARDY

(18:00) LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

(22:00) ALL THE SYLVESTERS

(23:30) AGAIN

(32:00) ITALIAN SHIPWRECK

(35:30) THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES - REVERSE

(39:20) ADAM HAS NOTIFICATIONS ON WHEN DASHA TWEETS

(42:20) THE NEW TIM HORTON'S, DAVE

(44:50) MARIJUANA FLAVOURED POPCORN

(54:00) MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SCENE

(62:25) ERNEST GOES TO CANADA

(06-13-2019) Matt and Shane - Cumtown (159) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:00) MTV IS JUST TEENAGERS HAVING THEIR FIRST KISS

(02:30) JAZZ JENNINGS - PEOPLE DOING THEIR OWN BACKYARD SURGERIES

(05:30) PEOPLE WITHOUT ALL THEIR LIMBS FIGHTING - WILL SMITH CONCUSSION

(08:00) MIDDLE-AGED CHINESE GUY TRIPPING OVER

(11:00) THE US NOT ACKNOWLEDGING BOMBING A COUNTRY LIKE YOU IGNORE AN UGLY CHICK YOU'VE

(12:00) BLACKPILLING - FAR RIGHT TEEN GIRL VIDEOS - BEING MAD AT KIDS FOR BEING MORE PRODUCTIVE

(31:30) NICK TEACHING A DEFENSIVE DRIVING CLASS

(50:45) BOYS DON'T CRY

(66:00) WHERE DOES ALL THE TARGET STUFF GO?

(76:00) STONEWALL BLACKSON

(99:00) A GUY BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR FAULTY BOEING PLANES

(06-09-2019) off to canada - Cumtown Premium (140) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) CUMTOWNDOTGY

(01:45) SECTION AT TARGET

(04:10) IF YOU'RE BORN DURING PRIDE YOU HAVE TO BE, IT'S YOUR STAR SIGN - LEECHES IN MODERN MEDICINE

(08:40) GETTING TUSKS - MIGRATION THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

(12:45) STAV THINKS LES MOONVES IS

(16:40) INSTEAD OF MONOPOLY WHAT ABOUT GENE DINAPOLI

(18:30) ADAM'S CROCS - TONY SOPRANO BECOMING INFURIATED SEEING HIM OUT WEARING THEM

(20:30) HALLUCINOGENS - SALVIA, MUSHROOMS, LSD

(30:15) FREE SAMPLES AT COSTCO

(45:30) LOSER CITY

(49:00) ITALIAN GUY ON THE TRAIN WITH NIPPLE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS FOR FRANK SINATRA AND HIS MOTHER

(56:15) NICK SAYS LORD OF THE RINGS

(57:00) WARS - SOFT A V HARD

(61:10) A WOMAN WILL NEVER HAVE HER PERIOD AROUND ME

(62:30) MIKVEH PARENTS

(67:00) TRYING TO GET A PIECE OF ZELDA

(70:30) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN - TOP OR BOTTOM?

(71:30) EATING RAOUL

(74:25) GENEVA CONVENTION

(77:10) DETECTIVE TALKING PEOPLE INTO CONFESSING

(79:20) ADAM'S GETTING TOO HARD TO IN STAV'S

(06-07-2019 making sausage - Cumtown Premium (139) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(03:00) ELDIS WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS

(04:50) I WANT TO BE A BASKETBALL

(10:45) NICK AND JAKE ARE THE FOX & THE HOUND

(15:00) A FAN FROM YOUR TO COOL YOUR BALLS DOWN

(16:30) CAR BADGES

(17:30) HOLES BOYCE - PIMPS FOR LITTLE BOYS

(18:00) ABORTION LAW CHANGES IN THE SOUTH - CIVIL WAR - MEN GOING TO WAR AS A RITE OF PASSAGE - PAX ROM

(22:50) STAV PRETENDING TO READ 7 SECONDS OR LESS

(27:40) THESMPS SUBREDDIT

(35:30) HOW IS TRANSMITTED

(49:10) PIPECAST

(54:40) STAV TRYING TO DO COMEDY WHILE A MARCHING BAND PLAYS

(06-06-2019) forget it jake - Cumtown (158) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:00) AUXILLARY CORDS

(02:50) THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN A GROUP CHAT ABOUT HOW SMALL ADAM'S

(04:00) CHILDHOOD FANTASIES - PANIC ROOMS, CRAWLING THROUGH VENTS

(07:00) ADAM'S JOKE WRITING PROCESS

(08:30) ADAM WAS AT THE BOOKSTORE - GASLIGHTING

(11:45) THE BECHDEL TEST

(15:25) ERNEST GOES TO ISRAEL

(19:00) NICK WANTING TO BE IN A GANG AS A SIX YEAR OLD - STAV'S SELF-IMAGE AS A KID

(21:00) STAV RECORDING OVER HIS GRANDPA'S RADIO RECORDINGS WITH HIS OWN RADIO SHOW

(23:00) SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS WINDING UP IN AN EVIDENCE LOCKER

(24:00) BANANARAMA FREAKS NICK OUT

(26:30) UNCLE DAVE COMEDY/SENSEI ERNIE

(30:30) SWALLOWING GUM/CHEWING

(33:45) HONDA ELEMENT

(37:00) THE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDISING EMPLOYMENT FOR PEOPLE

(41:30) "DOES YOUR SISTER KNOW THAT SHE AND I HAD?"

(46:30) SHOPPING AT FIVE BELOW, BUYING ALL THE TOYS A KID WANTS SO HE CAN'T HAVE IT - GROVER ST CLAIR, A MARQUIS AND A CAPITA

(54:20) A GUY WITH WAKING UP FROM A COMA AND HE'S NO LONGER

(57:00) THE MODEL OF ETHNO-STATES BUT FOR EVERY ASPECT OF IDENTITY

(66:45) UBER DRIVER SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

(06-03-2019) summer of jamel ft. Jamel Johnson - Cumtown Premium (138) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) DIRTY RONNY AND HIS FRIEND

(02:45) STAV IS BAD AT CATCH-22S

(03:25) PICKUP ARTIST NAMED NUANCE

(04:45) WOMAN INTERRUPTING JAMEL AND ADAM'S LUNCH

(11:00) STAV TALKING ABOUT PUSH-UPS - FORCING ADAM TO DO PUSH-UPS

(21:30) ADAM BEING BY THE MASK IN THE BACK OF A LIMO

(25:00) SCARLETT JOHANSSON AGAIN

(27:40) ANTHONY POORBRAIN

(28:20) BEST HEAD OF YOUR LIFE - "SHE LOOKED LIKE ADAM BUT HER FACE WAS GREEN"

(33:40) GUY DRESSED AS DARKSEID WHO LOST HIS KIDS

(40:00) GOTH INDIANS

(41:20) STAV SEEING A GUY GET BOOTYCALLED AT THE BAR AND STAYING THERE FOR HOURS

(46:50) SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE ITALIAN... ROCKY

(52:30) DREDD - "DON'T SHOOT HIM IN THE"

(56:05) CASKET

(62:20) ENGLISH COMEDY

(67:30) JAMIE-LEE CURTIS THE

(72:00) L RON HUBBARD STARTED SCIENTOLOGY BECAUSE THE REGULAR NAVY WASN'T ENOUGH

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