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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

Latest Episodes:

(05-26-2019) Honey I Sunked THe kids - Cumtown Premium (137) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) STAV SCAMMING FOR CAKES

(01:45) ADAM'S CAR
(12:45) SCKMOREDCKIS

(17:55) GOING TO ARTHUR AVENUE TO BEAT UP THE RAT - NICK DIPAOLO'S GRITTY REBOOT OF DOUG

(24:40) MEATWAD COSBY

(30:15) ANDREA BOCELLI - CON TE PARTIRO, SONG FROM THE SOPRANOS THAT CARMELA GETS OBSESSED WITH BECAUSE

(47:40) "SHOULD WE GO SNOWING?"

(54:15) DON SIMPSON INJECTING FAT INTO HIS

(63:30) RAY PARK PLAYS DARTH MAUL

(05-29-2019) Arthur - Cumtown (157) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) FOURLOKO

(05:10) TOPTAIN AMERICA

(06:25) WHERE THEY'RE CRYING BECAUSE THEY'RE PUT IN REGULAR SHOWERS

(06:55) ST BASIL'S VS THE KREMLIN

(08:45) TUGSY MALONE

(11:05) ADAM HAS ALLERGIES

(11:25) ACE VENTURA

(15:00) NICK CAN ONLY SEE ELECTRONS

(17:15) THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

(21:30) STAV GETTING THE HAIR AROUND HIS STYLED BY A GUY

(22:07) BROCK TURNER - "DO WHAT YOU KNOW!"

(29:30) LITERACY IS A MISTAKE - TRACKING IN THE GROCERY STORE

(32:15) CHINA TOOK THE AWAY, NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO WORK - "MY GETTIN' GONNA TURN THIS BELT INTO LUNCH"

(40:45) ONE PAIR OF MAGICAL GLASSES

(46:30) HOMER MAKING A DC COMIC JOKE

(47:30) LEPRECHAUN

(48:30) I LUH TO WATCH DE CHUNKY MOVIES (CHILD'S PLAY)

(54:00) THE KENNEDYS DESERVED TO BE

(58:45) MY GOOGLE HISTORY

(64:15) BUYING A HELICOPTER

(68:40) PEPPER ANN - TONY SOPRANO

(05-23-2019) R*cist Elmo - Cumtown (156) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) THE PRICE OF SILENCE

(04:30) GUYS HITTING ON GIRL AT DUNKIN DONUTS

(06:10) WHAT WOULD YOU DO? - DOWN GUY AT MCDONALDS - TO CATCH A PREDATOR

(10:10) BEING ORDERED TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE'S TOO

(15:00) CHRIS HANSEN FAN

(19:45) RUB N TUGS ARE CHEAPNESE WOMEN - BEING ENCOURAGED BY YOUR THERAPIST

(31:50) MAURY: YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY THE

(38:15) BRENDAN TALKING ABOUT

(40:00) BEING FROZEN AND ACTING LIKE YOU'RE THE MOST WISE AND HAVE THE MOST KNOWLEDGE IN THE FUTURE

(42:20) BRENDAN GETTING GASLIT BY A GUY JACKING OFF AT THE GYM

(47:10) BRENDAN GETTING FIRED FROM A REALITY SHOW - ZOMBIE HUNTER

(52:00) A SITCOM ABOUT A GUY BEING RADICALISED

(55:00) GYWAD

(59:30) OSCAR PISTORIUS' LEGS IN PRISON

(60:45) GOLFING WITH OJ SIMPSON

(64:00) TAXI MEDALLIONS

(68:45) NICK GIVING AN UBER DRIVER ONE STAR

(77:25) I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

(81:30) SENDING DOGS AND CHIMPS INTO SPACE

(82:20) MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHIMP BUBBLES - GORILLA AND CHIMP CHAT - KOKO THE SIGN LANGUAGE GORILLA

(05-19-2019) John Vick - Cumtown Premium (136) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) STAV GOING TO THE M&M STORE - GIANT M&MS

(03:00) JOHN WICK

(04:00) THE MATRIX

(17:00) FREAKY FRIDAY BUT WITH A DAD AND DAUGHTER - SQUEAKY FRIDAY

(23:10) VIKRAM'S MOVIE REVIEWS

(29:00) ADAM BEING A BIG FAN OF TOM JONES

(32:00) BEN SHAPIRO DEBATING KIDS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

(37:15) WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

(40:10) STAV ASKING IF THE ANARCHIST'S COOKBOOK HAS ANY RECIPES

(43:30) BOMBING AUDITIONS WHERE THEY ASK YOU "TO HAVE FUN"

(54:20) MY TOTORO

(05-16-2019) The Don Simpsons - Cumtown (155) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) KATY PERRY - ROAR BUT "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME"

(00:20) TOM MYERS ON THE REAL PODCAST

(02:00) ACID REFLUX, AND TIM & STAV BEING SUPER FAT AND HAVING WEIRD BODY ISSUES

(10:00) GREEN BOOK

(15:00) STAV'S DAD BEING, NOT WANTING THEM TO ADOPT, THROWING DISCO BALLS AT PEOPLE

(18:30) PrEP

(20:50) 2020 ELECTION

(26:00) DON SIMPSON & JERRY BRUCKHEIMER ON CHARLIE ROSE

(40:00) TIM GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH THE IRISH HORSE GUY

(43:50) INTIMIDATING SOMEONE INTO GETTING MUGGED

(49:30) TOM MYERS ON THE REAL PODCAST, AGAIN

(54:20) ALBINO WOMAN TOPPLESS IN NATGEO

(56:00) SONIC MOVIE TRAILER

(05-13-2019) mommas boys - Cumtown Premium (135) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) ARTHUR CHU MORGAN

(01:15) INDIAN MAN CONDEMNING STEVEN PADDOCK

(02:30) ADAM HAS A CAT'S

(04:30) THE ROYAL BABY - THE SHAUN KING OF ENGLAND - CHRIS DUKE

(09:30) NICK BEING TOLD OFF BY A CUSTOMER WHILE WORKING AT DAIRY QUEEN

(11:55) THE JOKER - JOAQUIN PHOENIX AND HEATH LEDGER

(19:00) CRANK BUT HE HAS TO KEEP OFF

(24:00) WISH INCANTATIONS

(29:30) MAJORING IN COMEDY

(37:50) ROSSTRALIA - WE WERE ON A SHOPPING BREAK!

(42:10) TARGUNTHERAPY

(05-09-2019) I can't wait to die - Cumtown (154) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL

(01:30) CURSING LIKE A SAILOR

(02:45) FEET WEEK INSTEAD OF FLEET WEEK

(04:30) MEDICAL GRADE DANDRUFF

(05:40) CARROT TOP - GETTING A VEGAS RESIDENCY

(08:45) BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS

(11:05) MET GALA - DUCK DYNASTY

(16:00) PEOPLE HOLDING UP THE LINE AT THE DMV TO CHANGE THEIR NAME

(20:10) USING THE FORCE TO TURN PEOPLE OR CONVINCE THEM YOU'RE NOT

(22:30) WE'RE SELLING GIRLS AT POON HONDA

(26:35) DOING A JIVE PODCAST

(28:10) STOMP THE TARD

(30:10) CODING BOOTCAMP IS WHERE ALL THE GOOD

(30:50) AN APP FOR HIRING DAY LABORERS - CINCO

(33:00) SHORT CUTS

(34:00) SLEEVE HARVEY

(34:40) LIZARD GUY IN AUSTIN

(37:30) A 50-50 CHANCE THAT THE BONE IN STAV'S JAW IS FROM A GUY - USING THE BONE TO CLAIM NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY

(41:00) NICK FORGETTING THE WORD SALAMI

(42:00) POLY PEOPLE AND

(44:40) ONLY PILOTS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHEAT

(45:45) PEOPLE ARE POLY ALL THE TIME BY ACCIDENT

(46:30) LOUIS THEROUX AND KEN BURNS - UNFKABLE/UNFORGIVABLE

(55:10) TAKING PUPPERS INSTEAD OF UPPERS

(59:00) SINISTER SMILES - PODCAST FOR LISTING ACTORS

(60:15) TOM CRUISE'S SMILE

(64:45) KIDS TRYING TO BUY HGH FROM ADAM'S SISTER: "IS THAT ALL THEY TRIED TO BUY?"

(66:10) JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE - FINDING FORRESTER/SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER

(81:20) GORILLAZ

(83:45) A SLAM DUNK CASE

(05-05-2019) happy f*ckin mouth surgery day - Cumtown Premium (134) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) THE THREE BUSTEETERS

(01:40) HELLO YOU'VE REACHED THE DESK OF DONNA TELLO

(05:30) NICK SMELLING OTHER

(07:30) MONTY SORI SCHOOLS

(16:40) THE ORIGIN OF ICEBERG LETTUCE

(20:30) PROCEEDS FROM PAUL NEWMAN PRODUCTS GO TO RACING

(22:00) PLANNED PARENTHOOD TRAP

(24:00) TO BATCH A PREDATOR

(31:40) LING Q

(34:00) BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

(39:00) FRASIER REPRISE

(43:30) CONVERSION CAMP BUT THEY JUST DRIVE CONVERSION VANS

(45:20) SONIC AND MARIO BROS MOVIES

(50:45) GETTING A FULL BODY TATTOO TO LOOK LIKE CAMERON DIAZ

(52:40) CONFRONTING STAV ABOUT HIS HANK HILL

(56:40) STAV CALLING FRAUD ON ORDERING $40,000 OF CHOCOLATE

(67:30) BURGER KING DEPRESSION COMMERCIAL

(05-02-2019) m4a legislatoin NOW - Cumtown (153) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:00) STAV HAS HANK HILL

(05:00) CHALK OUTLINES AROUND BODIES

(12:00) PROBLEM GUILE-D

(15:00) SAN FRANGELICO GUY'S NAME IS STAN ANTONIO

(17:00) WOMEN DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS FURNITURE TO GET MOVING COMPANIES TO CARRY THEM

(22:20) STEPHEN PADDOCK RAIN MAN

(33:00) PAGLIACCI

(37:30) RUSSIAN DASH CAM VIDEOS

(40:00) SECRET NAZI WEAPONS

(47:30) WORKING THEIR WAY TO THE TOP IN HOLLYWOOD

(50:30) TRUMP LISTENING TO CTOWN AND CHAPO

(52:30) BEN SHAPIRO OWNS THIRD GRADER WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

(55:00) RED DEAD REDEMPTION QUOTES

(04-29-2019) the mueller report lol - Cumtown Premium (133) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) IRAN NUMBER ONE PODCAST, HOLDING HANDS WITH YOUR FRIEND BY THE

(07:00) GUYS IN HOLLYWOOD

(09:15) HAVING IN A HOLOGRAPHIC CUP/MAGIC EYE CARPET

(12:50) JOE BIDEN POSTING THE PICTURE OF OBAMA WITH AN ON IT

(19:40) KNOCK-OFFS

(23:30) MAYOR OF BALTIMORE BOOK SCAM

(26:50) THE CANDY TASTING PODCAST - UCB GRADS COMING TO MIKE BIRBIGLIA - AARON GLAZER

(33:55) APPLEJACKS - DISPOSABLE CAMERAS

(35:55) APU BEING MAD AT HOMER FOR AND STEALING INDIAN CULTURE

(39:50) TINGA DE RES TACOS WERE MADE TO STOP RAY CHARLES FROM

(41:40) GETTING WHILE EATING ICE-CREAM

(44:20) DELETING WARIO STUFF

(59:55) A ORANGE - BACK TO THE IRAN PODCAST

(61:45) COLORS THE MOVIE - FISHBURNE "WHAT'S THE STORY FISHBURNE? WHAT IF A MAN COULD READ"

(64:40) ANOTHER CUT

(70:00) BAND OF BROTHERS

(73:30) FRASIER

(75:30) MISS FRIZZLE

(77:00) ANOTHER CUT

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