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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

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(08-29-2019) Carmen San Diego - Cumtown (170) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) STAV OUT OF BREATH FROM SITTING DOWN

(01:00) DOGS GET FAKE

(05:00) STAV'S FAT-SHAMING DOCTOR - STAV GETTING INTO ZYDECO MUSIC

(11:00) BEN FRANKLIN'S INVENTIONS

(18:30) CONVERSION VANS

(20:45) HANNAH GADSBY'S NISSAN VANETTE

(22:40) FIRST READ FOR MYBOOKIE ON BETDSI

(29:00) A KID'S MOVIE CALLED WE'RE

(31:30) ADAM FIDGETTING AND HIS DIAPER MAKING NOISE

(34:00) NICK AT THE DRIVING RANGE - GOLF AND BASKETBALL ARE GAMES OF LUCK

(37:00) NICK'S TRAIN MATHS PROBLEM

(43:00) LOCAL TATTOOIST AD READ

(52:00) ADAM BEING THE MAZDA "ZOOM ZOOM" KID AND HAVING TO FLY ON EPSTEIN'S PLANE, HIS DAD CELEBRATES WHILE ON ROLLERBLADES

(53:00) THE AMERICAN LEGION

(64:00) GUY SAYING "OH MY GOODNESS, THE TRAIN IS CRAZY"

(70:00) ADAM LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT AND THE BOYS GET TO DO THE REAL SHOW

(08-25-2019) Jizzo - Cumtown Premium (149) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) ADAM DRINKING CHOCOLATE

(01:00) WEIRD AL DOING GUY BY BILLIE EILISH

(04:00) JASON STATHAM IS THE BEST WHITE MARTIAL ARTIST - HARD BOILED AND POLICE STORY

(07:45) OFF BY JOHN POO - JOHN TRAVOLTA BEING BALD AND

(09:00) NICK BEING A COMPLETE MESS WITH GOOD HAIR - 15 HABITS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE BY A SOCIOPATH

(11:50) WOMAN TRYING TO GET HER BOYFRIEND ROASTED ON CTOWN

(14:50) NICK GETTING CABLE

(17:10) ADAM'S FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND SAYING GAME OF THRONES WAS A SOCIAL MOVEMENT

(18:00) LAME TEACHERS PLAYING THE HAMILTON SOUNDTRACK - GETTING KIDS TO IN CLASS

(22:20) WOMEN WHO WORK IN THE KITCHEN ARE EXTREME BULLDYKES

(24:20) BIKRAM YOGA

(28:45) ADAM WAS BIG FOR ABOUT TWO YEARS

(30:40) NICK SITTING IN ON ADAM'S THERAPY SESSIONS

(32:30) STAV CALLING PLATFORM GAMES "LEVEL VIDEO GAMES" - POWER RANGERS

(42:00) BDS

(45:50) STAV NEVER LISTENED TO THE RADIO - PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

(52:30) WOULD YOU RATHER OR DRIVE DRUNK?

(54:40) MANCHESTER BY THE PEE - I USED TO THINK JERRY SEINFELD WAS A, UNTIL I HEARD HE WAS FROM QUEENS

(58:30) DOWN PERISCOPE

(62:00) THE BOYS DOING CAMEOS AS THEMSELVES LIKE THE LONE GUNMEN

(65:30) IN THE LIBRARY

(68:30) NICK DOESN'T HAVE A SCENT

(71:30) I CANNOT WAIT TO FINISH SHOW AND WEAR

(08-22-2019) Big B*tch - Cumtown (169) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) NICK'S LATE

(01:30) PRINTER TONER

(02:10) VINNY TEXTING NICK

(03:20) BAGEL BOSS GETTING INTO MORE FIGHTS

(06:00) NICK'S ROAD RAGE ENCOUNTER - GUY SPITTING OUT THE WINDOW

(08:00) TRUCKBOYS AND CAR ACCIDENT STORIES

(11:00) GIANCARLO CHANCE - WATTO, ANAKIN

(12:40) THE FUNNIEST BAND TO BE

(16:10) QUEBECOS COMEDY

(17:20) THE DREAMERS

(19:20) HANWEI KATANA UNBOXING VIDEO - THAT SODDING GAMER

(21:00) READING THAT ADAM A GUY WITH CANCER'S ON TRUTHDOTCOM

(22:00) PICTURE OF GHISLAINE BEING FAKE - HER DANCING WITH KAMALA AND ALL EPSTEIN'S ASSOCIATES

(25:00) BLUECHEW AD ABOUT BEING DAY LABOURER

(30:00) ADAM BEING A DOCTOR AND HIS ROLLERBLADING DAD BEING SO PROUD - CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT

(36:30) ANNE ARUNDELL BEING A BIG LIBRARIAN WHO GOES ON R/WIZARDCATS

(40:00) MUZZY - STAV THE NUN FROM MADELINE

(42:00) TO CATCH A PREDATOR BUT WITH ADULT WOMEN

(54:55) IED GUY BLOWN UP IN IRAQ IN DIAPERS WHOSE LEGS GREW BACK BECAUSE OF MACK WELDON

(60:00) CACKLING LIKE DENIRO IN CAPE FEAR AT PEANUT BUTTER FALCON

(61:15) THE NEW JOKER MOVIE - ANTIFA

(67:40) WATCHING RATED R MOVIES LIKE NEL INSTEAD OF THE LION KING

(70:45) NICK SEEING A CHINESE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE TOMMY LEE JONES - TOMMY JONES LEE

(08-19-2019) What kind of audio interface - Cumtown Premium (148) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) AMAZON TWITTER ACCOUNTS

(01:20) STAV FATLY INJURING HIMSELF DURING

(04:40) STAV IS GOOD WITH NUMBERS BECAUSE MENUS HAVE NUMBERS

(07:00) WRITER OF FRIENDS

(10:00) ADAM WATCHES

(12:25) VINNY GETTING TOO EXCITED ABOUT CTOWN -PUTTING ON SHOWS AT DISNEYWORLD

(17:45) SMOKING A PIPE

(18:45) UKRAINIAN GUY LOOKING FOR COOL STUFF TO DO IN NEW YORK AND HANGS OUT AT WHOLE FOODS

(23:30) SMOKING WITH GANDALF

(26:00) LORD OF THE RINGS: STAV HASN'T SEEN IT, NICK HATES IT

(29:00) KING KONG - WOMEN JUST WANT TO BE

(30:45) CARPENTER TOBIAS WENDELL

(36:20) COUNTIES OF MARYLAND

(44:00) EPSTEIN'S AUTOPSY

(45:30) BOY MEETS WORLD REDHEAD DOING

(47:00) NICK WILL IF THE NEW MODERN WARFARE SUCKS

(54:50) EPSTEIN'S RUSSIAN BODYGUARD

(60:15) THE SCORPION AND THE MONKEY

(69:55) RUSSIANS: WHAT IF ASIANS WERE?

(08-14-2019) Scumbag Vinny - Cumtown (168) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(01:40) BAGEL BOSS

(05:00) EPSTEIN IN OZ

(07:00) VINNY FILLING THE HOT TUB WITH YELLOW DYED WATER

(10:30) NEWS45

(14:00) EPSTEIN AT THE AREA 51 RAID - E JEAN CARROLL TAKING OVER THE EPSTEIN TOUR

(16:00) RIPPING OFF YOUNG COMEDIANS IS DOING THEM A FAVOR - ARTIE LANG

(23:30) VINNY SAYING EVERY ON STAGE BUT THE

(28:30) NICK GETTING INTO ROGAN

(30:40) EPSTEIN'S GUARD WASN'T A REAL OFFICER

(41:10) VINNY SCAMMING A MEETING WITH ADAM SANDLER WITH HIS DISABLED UNCLE

(44:00) SELLING USED CARS

(49:00) GETTING CTOWN ON LOCAL RADIO

(50:30) VINNY MEETING BAM

(54:00) VINNY HAS NO REMORSE

(59:20) VINNY AND BAM ARE LIKE SMITHERS AND MR BURNS

(67:00) ADAM'S BIG TOUR

(08-12-2019) Don’t Get Excited - Cumtown Premium (147) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) THE CANADA KILLERS ARE CAUGHT

(02:20) LUANITA BRODERICK

(04:30) QUILLETTE - DSA MEETING VIDEO "DON'T USE LANGUAGE"

(06:00) DAVID BERMAN FROM SILVER DYING - SILVERSUN PICKUPS

(11:00) RIDE THE LIGHTNING BY DIO

(15:45) A SHIRT WITH A GIANT PAIR OF THAT SAYS "MY THOUGHTS ABOUT JEFFREY EPSTEIN ARE UP HERE"

(17:00) DAVE MUSTAINE "AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S LIVES MATTER"

(21:45) JON BERNTHAL

(25:30) THIRST RESPONDERS - 9/11 WAS BY GUYS

(28:00) STAV IS MORE VITAL THAN DAN SCHNEIDER - STAV'S DOCTOR FROM THE MAYO CLINIC

(34:10) ANDERS BREVIK

(36:30) THE SIXTH SENSE: "I SEE PEOPLE"

(42:00) STAV TYING HIS SHOES - GETTING HIS CLOTHES SPRAYED ON

(46:30) ORIGIN OF THE TERM PARKWAY

(48:00) GETTING CAUGHT CHEATING ON A URINE TEST BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT

(52:00) STAV ON BREAST CONTROL MEDICINE AND EATING ALL THE BISCOFFS ON A PLANE

(56:30) ENDING SEGREGATION TOOK ALL THE COOL OFF AIRPLANES - CAPE FEAR

(60:45) STAV THINKS KRIS KRISTOFFERSON AND CAT STEVENS ARE THE SAME GUY

(08-08-2019) Two Shootings?!? - Cumtown (167) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(01:05) ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I WANNA AND LICK YOUR TOO

(02:00) BECOMING A LORD OR DUKE OR BARON

(14:00) GIRL, INTER

(17:30) ANDREW YANG

(23:00) THE PRINCIPAL FROM FERRIS BUELLER IS A

(24:30) NICK BUYING STAV THE TITLE LORD OF SMLLDCKVILLE

(30:00) ADAM SAYING THE NAME OF THE HOSPITAL HE WAS BORN IN - NICK TAKING OVER LITTLE SAINT JAMES ISLAND WITH APES

(42:30) THE BEATLES ARE THAN JESUS

(45:00) DAYTON SHOOTER FOLLOWED NICK - DSA MEETING "DO NOT USE LANGUAGE"

(52:00) NICK HAVING A BREAKDOWN WHILE DRIVING STAV'S CAR

(54:00) SPECULATING WHO LEFT NICK THE CREEPY VOICEMAIL - JOHN MCAFEE

(66:30) INCEL SHOOTER WHO IMPRESSES A GIRL WITH THE SHOOTING

(68:00) THE TEAM

(08-04-2019) )downs voice( rock and roll - Cumtown Premium (146) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE - KAMALA HARRIS BEING LIKE THE NICE LADY IN THE OFFICE

(04:30) ADAM'S APARTMENT IS THE LOUNGE - STAV BEING SHADY

(06:30) ADAM'S ENDORSEMENT OF TULSI GABBARD

(09:30) STAV AND NICK GETTING FURIOUS AT ADAM FOR SAYING THE BREAD AT FUDDRUCKERS

(11:00) ALL OF STAV'S STORIES ARE FAT - SELLING THE MOST CHOCOLATE AT SCHOOL

(14:00) STAV SHITTING AND THROWING UP AT A PARTY AND BREAKING THE SHOWER, LEAVING A TRAIL OF POP TART CRUMBS

(19:30) KEVIN, THE GUY WHO HIMSELF IN HIS SLEEP THEN SHOWERED AND DID LAUNDRY AT 3AM

(23:30) ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD - TARANTINO'S MOVIE STORE

(26:30) NICK BEING CAUGHT SAYING "IT'S SUCH A LOVELY NIGHT OUT, IT'S A SHAME WE'RE " IN WILLIAMSBURG

(28:00) IMMORTAN JOE FROM FURY ROAD IS

(38:30) BONO DISCOVERING THERE ARE OTHER LANGUAGES

(41:00) HALL AND OATES ARE

(43:40) QANON - JFK JR AND GEORGE MAGAZINE

(47:45) WAHLBURGERS AD ON REPEAT

(51:30) NICK ASKING THE FANS IF DASHA IS YET

(53:20) BIG TIME TOMMIE

(57:20) GETTING A SYBIAN FOR THE SHOW

(61:50) NEYMAR RELEASING TEXTS FROM THE WOMAN WHO ACCUSED HIM OF

(07-31-2019) Medicare for Balls - Cumtown (166) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY

(02:45) JEFFREY EPSTEIN - RIKER'S, THE OPPOSITE OF A ISLAND - BULGARIAN DOUBLE FOR EPSTEIN

(08:00) STAV GETTING "NOT" ETCHED ON HIS - BIGGER ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO GET HARD

(10:30) LOCUSTS

(12:45) TOKYO DRIFT

(18:40) THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

(20:30) FORREST GUMP'S MOTHER THE PRINCIPAL AND NICK THINKING THAT'S HOW IT WORKED AT HIS SCHOOL

(23:15) ROBOCOP HAVING NO BODY LEFT AND WANTS TO DIE

(27:00) AMANDA PEET'S

(31:00) RGB

(46:00) NICK GETTING INTO BOW AND HATCHET HUNTING

(48:00) THE BOLLYWOOD MOVIE SPEED 3, ABOUT ON A BUS

(49:40) ADAM IMPLYING EVERYTHING THINKS HE'S SMART RE: KEANU

(52:00) ADAM GETS A MESSAGE FROM HIS DOCTOR SAYING HE HAS TOO MUCH ESTROGEN

(54:00) SUICIDE DRINKS - SURGE, VOLT

(56:00) PEEN CUISINE - HOLE FOODS

(07-28-2019) Killary Jailinton ft. Abby Rosenquist - Cumtown Premium (145) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) ADAM GOING ON A HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK TOUR

(06:00) SHOWERING WITH YOUR PARENTS

(08:00) FIRST ATTEMPT AT KILLING EPSTEIN - CLINTON KILL LIST

(19:30) EPSTEIN BEING SUED ON COURT TV

(21:00) RICH PEOPLE GOING TO SPACE

(26:00) THE LION KING - SCAR GETS HIS SCAR FROM BECAUSE HE'S SO

(29:15) THE WITCH

(35:30) REPEATING LINES FROM THE SIMPSONS TO CHINESE KIDS BECAUSE THEY'RE ALSO

(39:30) EPSTEIN LIKE RORSCHACH IN A CHILDREN'S PRISON

(50:00) NICK BEING KILLED BY THE CLINTONS, BEING IMPALED BY HUNDREDS OF ARROWS

(52:45) GIRL STEALING EPSTEIN'S MAIL

(61:00) ITALIANS GETTING BACK INTO ORGANISED CRIME THROUGH

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