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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

Latest Episodes:

(10-03-2019) epardy - Cumtown (175) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) DUNDALK JEOPARDY! PAINTINGS, HATE CRIME STEALING BATTERIES WHILE CALLING NAPA GUYS, GARFIELD BRIDGE, R TALL

(04:00) THIS IS JUST VINNIE'S LIFE

(04:40) NELSON GETS FROM LISA

(05:50) GUY PULLING TURDS OUT OF HIS KID'S IN KOHL'S

(06:30) BRISVEGAS

(07:00) MANSPLAINING DOESN'T SOUND LIKE EXPLAINING

(07:30) MEXPLAINING - CORN ONES ARE FOR BREAKFAST, FLOUR ONES ARE FOR DINNER

(08:05) LOUISVILLE

(09:25) INDIAN ANAPOLIS - INDIAN MARYLAND GUYS

(11:00) THE GUY WHO MADE THE WHOOPIE CUSHION - BLACKMAILING YOUR PARENTS WITH PRANKS

(18:00) RITALIN AND ADDERALL

(21:30) REDOING THE SIMPSONS WHERE LUANN VAN HOUTEN PEGS KIRK

(22:30) JOE BIDEN BRINGING BACK THE MIDDLE CLASS

(25:00) GSH - STAVROS HALKIAS

(27:00) GOING ON JEOPARDY! AND COMPLAINING THE BUZZER IS BROKEN AND EVERYTHING IS, YELLING BOOYA!

(29:00) 19TH CENTURY VS THE 1900S

(31:00) THE OF VIENNA

(34:00) THE AUSTRALIAN CRIMINAL FOR MYBOOKIE

(41:50) MYCOOKIE DOT COM - BUYING FIVE POUNDS OF COOKIES FOR LUNCH

(43:50) STAV SEEING MARILYN MANSON AT THE AIRPORT

(45:30) ANDROGYNOUS WOMEN IN THE 80S

(47:15) "HEY ENTITLED DUDES" TWEET

(49:20) NICK THINKING PROSPECTOR88 HAS KILLED

(50:35) FURRY GETTING HIS HANDS REMOVED TO HAVE PAWS - FURRIES AND CULTURE

(53:20) KENTUCKY - STAV THE LOAD DOG

(54:40) STAV ASKING WHICH SIDE OF THE BODY THE HEART IS ON

(56:25) NICK WANTS TRUMP TO DRAG ALL THE DEMOCRATS DOWN FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS - EPSTEIN'S

(61:00) STAV THINKING A PICTURE OF A CITY IS LAVA

(62:30) HOT WHEELS/ WHEELS - GIRL JOE

(64:40) TAXI DRIVERS, MEDALLIONS, BEADED SEAT COVERS - SNAKE CHARMERS

(69:15) DRAG QUEENS

(70:30) EVENTS AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

(72:45) SPECIAL GLADIATOR

(09-29-2019) time to die - Cumtown Premium (154) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:25) GOING TO A PUMPKIN PATCH BECAUSE THEY HIT $50,000 ON PATREON

(03:45) THE SOUND QUALITY OF THE SHOW

(04:40) MY LITTLE PONY

(08:20) NICK HAVING A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, PRONOUNCING RS LIKE WS

(11:45) THE WORST STATE

(13:50) HOLIDAYS

(16:10) CHANG BUS

(17:20) SPOOK LOOK LIKE A LIZARD

(18:00) STAV STUDYING AND RESEARCHING THE SIZE OF CELEBRITIES'

(21:10) AN X-MEN GUY WHOSE POWER IS MAKING PEOPLE'S PANTS FALL DOWN

(22:20) YAPHET KOTTO

(25:40) THE WORKER

(30:40) GRETA THUNBERG

(37:05) LIZZO AND COOKIE MONSTER - ELEPHANTS

(43:00) AN ANIMAL THAT CAN'T SEE PEOPLE

(45:10) TEARING EACH OTHER'S HEADS OFF - USING IT TO GET ON

(53:30) DICK DALE

(58:15) STAR TREK

(09-27-2019) spinabifadiche - Cumtown (174) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) WINNING THINGS FROM SODA CAPS - WINNING A SHED, HAVING A TREE HOUSE

(01:45) CACTUS REMINDS ADAM OF

(06:30) ADAM DOING SPEECHES LIKE GRETA THUNBERG, ASKING WHY NOBODY IS

(08:30) ADAM GREETING THE SAILORS IN PORT

(09:30) THE NEW MODERN WARFARE

(12:00) WOMAN GOING TO SLEEP WITH A MIGRAINE AND WAKING UP SOUNDING

(13:30) DESERT STORM - SHOOTER, THE MARINE, LONE SURVIVOR, BEHIND ENEMY LINES

(16:00) SLOBODAN PRALJAK - ADAM TRYING TO GET INTO THE "CALLING HIM" JOKES, IMAGINING CARTOONS IN HIS BRAIN

(19:45) UNAUTHORISED CHEAT CODE BOOKS

(21:00) JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S WEIRD PIANO

(24:45) JUDGING BETTING COMPANIES BY IF THEY PAY FOR THEIR AD READS

(27:30) DOING READS ON THE SHOW TO BECOME DON DRAPER

(29:10) THE MOVIE YESTERDAY MAKING GUYS LOVE THE BEATLES - MOVIES WITH THE SAME PLOT COMING OUT AT THE SAME TIME

(31:40) RALPH FIENNES

(38:40) PEANUTS AT FIVE GUYS, SPITTING THE SHELLS EVERYWHERE

(40:25) ADAM SNEEZING BECAUSE THERE'S A GIRL AROUND

(41:00) STAV GOING TO SEE THE JOKER DRESSED IN COSTUME - THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW, EDUTAINMENT

(45:00) I CAN'T EVEN WIPE MY, HOW CAN I WIPE YOUR MEMORY?

(49:00) A DRY WHITE SEASON

(51:15) GOING 100-100 FOR, I'VE ALWAYS

(54:00) KILLING ME SOFTLY PARODY - WICKED GAME

(56:35) VIDEO GAME COLLECTIONS REDDIT - BEING OBSESSIVE OVER THE SCREEN TYPE FOR OLD VIDEO GAMES

(60:40) GAME NERDS NEVER GETTING

(64:20) GOING UP AND TALKING TO FAMILIES IN A RESTAURANT, TALKING TO THE DAUGHTER ABOUT

(09-23-2019) back from grease - Cumtown Premium (153) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) JUDY GOLD DROPPING THE, MAKING FUN OF RAP MUSIC AND ON SHANE GILLIS ON BONNIE AND RICH'S SHOW

(02:00) CHRISTOPHER TITUS

(06:15) NICK BEING UPFRONT ABOUT STEALING FROM HIS OLD JOBS

(09:00) ADAM SAYING 'DEAD' AND TALKING LIKE A GUY

(13:00) SETH SIMONS DOING SPOKEN WORD RAP BATTLES - NICK & STAV CHECKING MICS OVER ADAM TALKING

(16:30) JUSTIN TRUDEAU DOING

(17:45) ARTIE LANG & NOSE RECONSTRUCTIONS

(21:00) GREEK COMEDIC PLAYS

(24:15) ADAM SHOOTS TOO BIG

(27:20) NICK THROWING THE BASEBALL BY HIMSELF AND TELLING PEOPLE HIS SON DIED BECAUSE OF WOMEN DRIVERS

(31:30) HAVING A SON, DRESSING UP IN A DRESS WITH PIGTAILS AND GIANT LOLLIPOP AND TELLING HIM "YOU'RE THE MAN"

(33:30) NEEDING A GPS TO GET THROUGH THE GHETTO

(37:30) NICK UP THE WRONG CHINESE WAITER WHO ANNOYED THEM IN CANADA - NICK DESTROYING THE GRILL

(41:30) GREEK GUY SAYING TO GUY "OBAMA NUMBER ONE AMERICA!!"

(43:00) COOL SHOPS IN MALLS - STEWIE IN A TALL TEE SPEAKING SPANISH

(45:00) GREEK NEWS

(46:30) WORKING FAMILIES: STEPHEN COLLINS OUT THE REST OF THE 7TH HEAVEN FAMILY

(51:45) NICK UPDATING ON INSTAGRAM

(53:15) DENZEL AS MAGNETO, RETCONNING THE TO BE ABOUT GUYS

(57:00) GROYPER - CLOWNS

(66:00) CHOCOLATE DOESN'T GO BAD, THAT'S WHY IT'S DESSERT, YOU LEAVE IT TO LAST

(69:00) ELIZABETH WARREN SELFIES, FREDERICK DOUGLAS

(73:30) NICK SAYS HE CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE

(09-19-2019) Chang Gilis - Cumtown (173) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:25) NICK IN HONG KONG

(01:30) NICK BEING BLOCKED BY ALEX, A JEOPARDY CHAMPION, ON TWITTER

(04:40) SHANE BEING DROPPED BY SNL

(05:00) THE CH- LUR, WHICH IS AS BAD AS THE

(09:30) NICK GETTING THE PASS FROM ADAM

(14:15) YOUNG KOREAN BOY ONLY DROPPING WHILE PLAYING MMOS

(17:00) DECOYS ASKING KIDS TO BUY ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR

(31:40) PINKPILLING - SLIPPING PEOPLE FEMALE HORMONES

(34:00) GUY DRESSED AS THE JOKER AT THE TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL

(36:00) COFFEE SHOP GETTING MAD AT ADAM FOR EXAGGERATING THE PRICE OF COFFEE

(39:00) GUY ACCIDENTALLY MAKING UP REAL PLACES

(41:00) OPIE & ANTHONY - SHITTY RADIO HOSTS

(56:40) MISUNDERSTANDING "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG"

(60:00) BOOYA-ING YOURSELF

(64:00) NICK GETTING A TEETHING RING

(65:30) NICK'S GIRLFRIEND MAKING FUN OF THE ASIAN GIRL IN HER ENGLISH CLASS: "SHOPPING IS BENEFICIAL"

(68:00) TONY SOPRANO

(72:00) JORDAN PETERSON

(74:30) NICK THOUGHT NEW ORLEANS CULTURE WAS INVENTED BY POPEYES - BOSTON MARKET, AEROSMITH

(09-15-2019) gender assignment gun - Cumtown Premium (152) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:15) WILL SMITH HIMSELF LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS BECAUSE OF THE GENIE CURSE

(01:30) AN ALL-POWERFUL SUPERHERO WITH NO WEAKNESSES WHO ROBS BANKS BUT ALSO STOPS BANK ROBBERS

(03:15) SIMS LANGUAGE FOR PEOPLE

(05:45) STAV THROWING LIBERTARIAN HYPOTHETICALS TO DAVE SMITH

(07:40) ACLU SUING THE VENUE FOR NOT ALLOWING A DRAG SHOW

(08:30) EMOTION SENSOR LIGHTS

(09:40) NICK ASKING SIRI IF ADAM IS

(13:00) ICE-CREAM PAINT JOB, ON THE INSIDE, STRAIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE

(14:35) ANTONIO BROWN GOING TO THE PATRIOTS

(15:00) GOING TO GEOTAGS FOR BEACHES ON INSTAGRAM, INSINCERE COMMENTS ON GIRLS' PICTURES

(19:15) ADAM ISN'T MISOGYNIST, JUST A

(20:30) AR-15, GUNS RIGHTS PEOPLE, 30-50 WILD HOGS

(23:00) IN THE EARLY 1900S CAUSED BOTH WORLD WARS

(32:30) NO PEOPLE IN THE MATRIX

(35:30) GIRL MEET-UP WITH THE HORRIBLY BALDING CHICK - STAV'S YEAR OF DENIAL GOING BALD

(40:20) BEING INCREDULOUS AT PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER BEEN DEPRESSED - ADAM BEING "FORCED" INTO DOING GIRLY

(43:20) MY STRUGGLE BY KARL OVE KNAUSGARD

(49:00) WOMAN AT THE FARMER'S MARKET PUTTING SHARED TONGS ALL THE WAY IN

(50:00) BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS PARODY

(51:25) PRESIDENT THEY/THEM - XYZ CHROMOSOMES - KLINEFELTER'S

(57:10) BUYING FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES FOR SOME IN A PLAY, OFFERING TO EAT THE CHOCOLATES

(65:30) CAR BRANDS

(09-11-2019) Dark Alliance - Cumtown (172) May 31, 2025

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(09-08-2019) Pokemon Shield - Cumtown Premium (151) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) GOD I WANNA!

(00:40) NICK'S MENTAL HEALTH COMEDY SPECIAL CALLED "MY BRAIN"

(02:00) KEVIN SORBO'S ANTIFA MOVIE

(04:00) JOKER - CAPTAIN JANEWAY - TEACHING STAV ABOUT REPLICATORS

(07:00) ADAM BEING THE PAUL DANO CHARACTER FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD - "WE CAN RESTART THE PODCAST!"

(08:00) NICK HAVING A DEAF WIFE AND NEVER LEARNING SIGN LANGUAGE

(12:15) HOMER IS TURKISH

(17:00) TONY SOPRANO PEPPER ANN

(19:50) SLOBODAN PRALJAK DRINKING POISON IN THE HAGUE - GETTING POISON WITH THE SECOND AMENDMENT

(25:30) VINNY BEEDEL

(27:00) A SERIAL STYLE INVESTIGATION PODCAST TREATING LIKE LOUISIANA

(29:30) BABAR MITZVAH

(33:30) UZBEK GUYS WHO EAT FOR A LIVING AND GO TO THE CLUB

(38:00) GETTING A LOBOTOMY TO BE LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL

(44:20) SCARF GETTING CAUGHT IN A GO-KART

(55:00) LOVE LIZA - LEAVING LAS VEGAS

(59:00) JOHN WOOOOOO

(60:00) SHOOTINGS

(63:00) NICK DREAMING ABOUT DRINKING

(68:00) RYAN SCHUTT WATCHING THE NEW CHAPPELLE SPECIAL

(69:20) THE CARE CENTRE

(71:30) FRANK CALIENDO

(79:00) BOOKS ARE TICKETS - JOHN WATERS SAYING "IF A MAN HAS BOOKS YOU HAVE TO HIM" BUT IT'S

(09-05-2019) Kevin Sorhol - Cumtown (171) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) VAPING KILLS AND THERE ARE FAKE FOR DOGS - NICK'S PIPE SMOKING

(04:30) WOULD YOU ALLOW A JAPANESE TO WASH YOUR HAIR WITH HIS?

(08:00) ALL NATIVE AMERICANS HAVE BIG BECAUSE OF BUFFALO MILK

(11:00) NICK CALLING COUNTRIES "REALMS" - BEARD TALK

(17:00) BILL MAHER IS

(19:30) SACAGAWEA'S DAUGHTER LISETTE CHARBONNEAU, LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. CALL US BACK WHEN WE ARE CLOSED

(25:00) SPREADING MIDDLE SCHOOL RUMOURS AT WORK

(31:20) STAV NAMING A STRAIN OF WEED, MARYLAND RED

(34:00) MYBOOKIE READ: THE NFL IS LIKE BREAKING BAD, VINCE LOMBARDI MARRYING A NAMED VINCE LOMBARDI

(45:30) PRETENDING TO BE TR TO RIDE IN THE ONLY UBER, SHEBAH

(47:00) PEOPLE THINKING JOKER WILL INSPIRE COPYCATS

(48:30) STAV SMOKING NICK'S PIPE

(56:30) ADAM FOLLOWING A TOPLESS INTO THE OCEAN

(65:00) INDIA AND PAKISTAN GOING TO WAR - NUCLEAR WEAPONS

(69:00) R LEE ERMEY

(73:00) PAUL GIAMATTI AND VIN DIESEL AS THE JOKER

(77:00) AGGRESSIVELY MICHAEL ROOKER

(09-01-2019) Everyone keeps asking me if I’m g*y - Cumtown Premium (150) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:00) TWO GS IN THE MIDDLE, JUST HANGING OUT

(01:10) GETTING BOOYA-ED

(03:20) SHINING A LASER POINTER IN A KID'S EYES

(06:30) STAV CASHING A CHEQUE IN WILLIAMSBURG

(11:50) FRAMING NICK FOR BEING - JIMMY STEWART DENYING WATCHING

(14:30) ADAM SAYING BILL MAHER ISN'T

(17:00) ZOOMERS - ADAM AROUND THE APARTMENT WEARING OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS LIKE JEWELLERY

(24:30) ELLIOTT RODGER IS A GOOD WRITER

(28:00) NOT READING BOOKS, TELLING YOUR KID TO NOT BE ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ANYTHING

(29:45) CASTAWAY BUT TOM HANKS MAKES EVERYTHING OUT OF

(33:40) ADAM'S DAD WATCHING AS GOOD AS IT GETS AND EXCLAIMING "HA HA, I'M NOT!" WITH HIS ROLLERBLADES

(36:10) JORDAN PETERSON BOT

(38:30) GUY RUINING FREESTYLE CLUB BY MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT

(40:30) NATIVE AMERICANS WERE JUST DOING A BIT BY NOT HAVING BUILDINGS OR A LANGUAGE

(42:50) SPERM DONATIONS ARE JUST FROM THE DOCTOR THEMSELVES

(44:00) USING THE FREE LOVE MOVEMENT AS AN EXCUSE FOR

(49:00) ADAM'S DAD TEACHING HIM HOW TO SURF WITH A SAFETY NET AND DROWNING BECAUSE OF HIS ROLLERBLADES

(50:55) HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET

(57:40) ZZ TOP IS A BAND ABOUT GETTING YOUR WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP

(59:30) NICK HAS AN ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE IN TELEPHONE ANNOUNCIATION

(61:00) CROM TUIS - BEING CHILL AT ROBERT REDFORD'S HOUSE, ASKING IF HE WAS WITH PAUL NEWMAN

(67:00) GEORGIA O'KEEFE

(74:00) RAISING KIDS THAT AREN'T YOUR OWN, EVEN AFTER MAURY SAYS YOU ALSO HAVE A

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