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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

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(12-12-2019) It's the 90s Jerry - Cumtown (185) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:00) "GO ON A DIET YOU FAT" AND "YOU'RE NOT MY. BUY YOUR OWN DAMN FRIES" SOUNDBOARD ADDITIONS

(04:30) THE SPORTS JUNKIES

(09:20) NICK BEEPING ADAM TALKING ABOUT LIZZO SAYING "SHE'S A..."

(14:45) NICK BEEP-SNIPING ADAM SAYING "SHE'S A LITTLE..." ABOUT SHIRLEY TEMPLE - NICK HAVING A SHIRLEY TEMPLE THEME BAR MITZVAH

(23:30) IAN HIMSELF ON THE WAY TO NICK'S HOUSE

(34:00) BEEP HOBBS & SHAW

(38:40) HILLARY CLINTON ON HOWARD STERN

(49:00) CONDOMS ARE A JOB - OFFERING TO IN THE WHEN THERE'S NO CONDOMS

(58:30) SOCIALISTS CHANGING THEIR PODCASTS TO BABY YODA STAR WARS WHEN MAYOR PETE WINS

(63:30) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS

(68:50) IS IT WORSE TO CIRCUMCISE?

(72:50) ADAM IN HIS BEDROOM UPSET ABOUT BOB DYLAN

(12-09-2019) still learning - Cumtown Premium (164) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) RIFF AND AIRHORN THEME SONG

(02:40) OCEAN'S 11 BUT THEY'RE BREAKING HARVEY WEINSTEIN OUT OF PRISON

(04:30) BEING SNOWBALLED BY A WOMAN, CALLING THE POLICE AND GETTING HER ARRESTED AND #METOO'D, GETTING THE POPEYES DELIVERY GUY TO RECOGNIZE STAV

(06:15) STAV BEING RECOGNIZED BY THE POPEYES DELIVERY GUY

(08:00) THE DUCK WHO TOO MUCH SO THEY CUT ITS OFF

(09:45) MAKING SOMEONE A TINY BIRTHDAY CAKE SO YOU DON'T GET IN PRISON

(12:20) PSYDUCK - VAGIDUCK - BENJAMIN GOLDUCK, THE LANDLORD

(14:10) R/PODCASTING

(17:20) NOBODY WATCHED ALL OF THE IRISHMAN - AGE REDUCING TECHNOLOGY

(24:00) THE INDIAN CHOICE AWARDS

(31:45) STAV CAN'T FIT INTO UNIQLO

(34:45) THE GUY YELLING OUT HIS TRUCK AT THE MEXICAN BITCH AND HER BOYFRIEND "GO ON A DIET YOU FAT"

(36:30) THE NINTENDO 64 LOGO, ALL THE DIMENSIONS OF

(38:00) VINNY BEEDLE PROMOTES A SHOW IN RUSSIA AND GETS EDWARD SNOWDEN EXECUTED

(40:20) KEVIN SORBO ANTIFA MOVIE

(41:20) NICK WIGER, HOW DID THIS GET PLAYED ABOUT CUSTER'S REVENGE WITH THE INDIAN GUY - JOHN BROWN

(47:00) HORMEL CHILI

(48:50) STRANGERS DMING NICK TO ABOUT ADAM

(49:15) E JEAN CARROLL FULL INTERVIEW

(52:10) WANTING A NEW FOR YOUR WIFE FOR KWANZAA, COZ IT'S TRASH

(53:40) THE CHINESE, ONE CHILD POLICY, THEIR LANGUAGES, SZECHUAN COOKING

(63:00) NICK CALLING HIS CAT AND UPSETTING THE VET WHOSE BROTHER IS

(12-04-2019) new gear - Cumtown (184) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(04:10) PODCASTING CLUB IN SCHOOLS

(05:10) ADAM SAYING HE'LL GET INTO JAZZ IN THE 20S

(06:45) NICK GETTING HIS REGULAR IN A MUSEUM

(08:00) HAVING THE PODCAST FULLY AUTOMATED

(08:40) CARMEN SANDIEGO

(10:00) "LET'S JUST SAY I... BEAT OFF TO THAT"

(12:30) WHO TOOK JOHNNY? - IS FINE IF THE VICTIM IS FROM THE MIDWEST

(20:50) CRUISING

(22:30) SILENCE OF THE WOLVES, A GUY WHO KILLS BUFFALO BILLS AND HANNIBAL WHO SHOVES PEOPLE UP HIS

(29:30) NOW YOU'VE GOT MY

(41:20) EDWARD SNOWDEN'S GIRLFRIEND

(42:50) STEALING FROM THE AIRPORT, PUTTING ON A PLAY, PRETENDING TO BE

(47:00) BOB DYLAN SINGING A SONG DEDICATED TO ADAM BEING A LOSER

(49:40) THE BRITISH SOPRANOS

(50:30) ADAM STEALING WORDS FROM TOP BOY

(58:00) EPSTEIN KILLING HIMSELF BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS POKEMON CARDS

(12-01-2019) refugees welcome - Cumtown Premium (163) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:10) PLAYGROUND COFFEE CONTROVERSY/A BAR CALLED THE COFFEE SHOP

(02:00) THE SLIDE WHISTLE

(03:00) THE BOYS HAVING THEIR OWN MORNING SHOW

(04:45) PAUL BLART: CHILDREN'S DOCTOR, LIKE PATCH ADAMS ON A SEGWAY

(05:45) POPPERS TRAINING JOI VIDEOS

(08:10) IAN WAKING UP IN AN AUSTRALIAN GUY'S APARTMENT AFTER DARING HIM TO BUT INSTEAD PUKING

(09:40) LOWER EAST SIDE BALLERS

(11:45) NICK THREATENING TO SHOOT UP A BUILDING

(14:00) FELONY, LIKE NIRVANA BUT FOR THE FELLAS

(16:20) ADAM TATTLES ON IAN FOR KICKING OUT THE MIC

(18:00) ADAM TAKING SELFIES

(19:15) A CHILLM SHAPED LIKE A

(21:00) NICK MAKING HIS OWN HIGHER EDUCATION ORGANIZATION FOR PERSUASION

(23:45) LAUREN LAVOIE - ERASERS DON'T WORK ON YOUR HEART GIRL

(26:15) BASTARD RADIO - IAN'S NAME SUGGESTIONS

(31:10) NICK SHOWING OFF FREE SPEECH DURING USO SHOWS - DID THOSE WOMEN GIVE UP THE?

(32:40) IAN NAMES THE CAT HEATHER

(35:00) NICK WOULD BE A HORRIBLE DAD - WAS A BETTER PERSON WHEN HE WAS DRUNK - SOBER TALK

(41:00) IAN BEING CALLED MUSTARD MAN

(42:30) IAN HOSTING THE TALENT SHOW AT HIS NARCOTICS TREATMENT CENTRE

(44:25) NICK JUST NEEDS A CHANCE TO START DRINKING AGAIN - READING ABOUT GUYS WHO DELIBERATELY TRY DRINKING

(50:30) STAV COMPARING RELAPSING ALCOHOL TO BEING A FAT LAZY SLOB

(11-28-2019) pilgrims and indians - Cumtown (183) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:20) ADAM BEING DISRESPECTED OUTSIDE THE CLUB, ASKING FOR A LIGHT FROM A GUY AND HIS ASIAN GIRLFRIEND "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING"

(11:50) BUYING LITTLE SAINT JAMES ISLAND FOR A T-SHIRT BUSINESS

(12:30) FORD V FERRARI

(14:25) NICK PLAYING VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF BEING THERE WHILE HIS WIFE GIVES BIRTH

(16:20) DARREN ARONOFSKY SAYING ADAM IS "JUST A" AT A SCREENING OF THE WRESTLER

(18:00) PRESIDENT E JEAN CARROLL

(18:50) STAV'S UBER DRIVER HAVING TWO KIDS WITHIN TWO WEEKS IN LONG ISLAND AND BALTIMORE - ADAM'S NEIGHBOUR JEROME JOIN

(32:40) CARL SNAKES, MEETING GUYS AT THE HOTEL GYM

(39:30) ADAM'S DAD GETTING HIS MONEY FROM STARTING A SKATING RINK

(47:00) THINKING YOU COULD DISARM SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE KID

(48:00) COBRA

(50:00) HIGH HANUKKAH - HIGNUKKAH

(53:30) IRANIAN GUY CAUGHT WITH - "I LOOK AT PICTURE VERY BRIEF, TOUCH MY JUST LIKE THAT"

(63:40) FAT TUESDAYS EVERY MONDAY

(11-24-2019) Vore v Futanari - Cumtown Premium (162) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) WANTING TO NOT DO THE PODCAST, BUT NEEDING TO OWN A SKI RANCH

(03:30) ADAM TOUCHING STAV'S FROM THE BACK - NICK SEEING A GUY WITH HIS ENTIRE

(06:45) SPRITE COMMERCIAL WITH PEOPLE

(08:00) BODEGA GUYS DOING THE CALL TO PRAYER

(08:45) NICK BEING BROUGHT TO CHURCH AND DINNER BY HIS FRIEND'S PARENTS AFTER MISSING HIS BIRTHDAY

(10:30) LIBERTY HEIGHTS

(11:30) NICK'S FRIENDSGIVING SPINACH DIP AND KINGS HAWAIIAN BREAD RECIPE

(13:20) STAV EATING HOT DOG ROLLS WITH SUGAR AND CREAM CHEESE

(14:25) "IRISHING" UP CHILI OR POTATO AU GRATIN OR DRIVING - UP COFFEE

(17:00) RECINE TEXTING STAV ALEXANDRIA DADDARIO'S

(17:30) DEMOCRATIC DEBATE: BILLIONAIRES, BUTTIGIEG'S IMITATION PEOPLE AND IS, BOOKER IS ACTUALLY

(22:20) BRINGING A GUN INTO COURT AND MAKING THE JUDGE STRIP HIS ROBES OFF

(24:00) ASIAN AND GREEK FOOD IN AUSTRALIA

(25:30) NICK'S EDINBURGH SHOW CALLED LUIGI'S MANSION, TALKING ABOUT BEING IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT

(27:30) DOING A SHOW SAYING "GAMES SUCK NOW HUH?"

(29:30) STAV TALKING ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF REPRESENTATION OF GUYS IN

(30:40) FUGU, POISON FISH

(33:50) CHINESE PEOPLE STEALING AMERICAN COMEDY: "THERE ARE TWO KIND OF PEOPLE"

(34:50) WHAT WOMEN WANT

(36:50) GTA IV AND GTA V

(40:40) IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT SMASH BROTHERS YOU SHOULD BE PUT DOWN BY A DOCTOR

(42:25) STAV IN AN ELEVATOR WITH A FAMILY OF COSPLAYERS - NICK PISSING IN HIS CAR, ADAM'S CAT ON HIS LAP

(46:25) ADAM'S COUSIN WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS GANGSTA SPORTIVIT

(51:00) LISTING ALL THE WOMEN FROM HISTORY

(53:00) WAS NORMAL FROM GARFIELD A BOY OR GIRL - TIMBUKTU IS FROM GARFIELD

(56:20) SNL SKETCH WITH BILL HADER AS A VIETNAM VET WITH A PUPPET

(58:50) ADAM A COSPLAY GIRL WITH A RABBIT

(60:00) GUY AT THE CALL CENTRE WHO WOULD TALK TO EVERYONE ABOUT NINTENDO DS IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT

(61:50) GUY COMING OUT TO HIS MOTHER WITH HIS FURSONA

(65:45) THE BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR GUYS EACH OTHERS

(73:00) GUY AT THE CELL PHONE KIOSK BEING CALLED A BAD FOR DANCING

(11-21-2019) A friend of ours - Cumtown (182) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:00) ASSUMING ANYONE REMOTELY ANDROGYNOUS

(04:50) STAV WAITING FOR THE JAZZ TO TURN 18

(06:00) COWS AND HORSES BEING THROWN INTO THRESHERS

(08:55) KILLER RACCOONS 2: DARK TERRITORY IN THE DARK

(17:15) STAV LOSING MEASURING CONTESTS TO HIS BROTHERS

(30:00) THE MOVIE PARASITE IS JUST FOLLOWING ADAM AROUND WITH A CAMERA

(31:35) NICK MAKING ONIGIRI JUST TO SHOUT IT OUT THE WINDOW

(34:30) NICK SAYS HE DOESN'T SMELL

(37:15) STAV GETTING FIRED IMMEDIATELY FROM WORKING IN A DELI

(49:25) EVERYDAY CARRY

(50:15) ADAM CARRYING A GUN EVERYWHERE - DYLAN BUYING A GUN AT 17

(11-17-2019) Talk To My A*s Steven Seagal - Cumtown Premium (161) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:15) NICK CLEANING HIS APARTMENT, PLAYING MODERN WARFARE, USING KNIFE AND RIOT SHIELD

(02:15) APPLE CARD DISCRIMINATES AGAINST WOMEN, TRUMP CALLING TIM COOK, TIM APPLE

(04:30) MICHAEL SUAREZ THROWING OUT BARBEQUE AND HIS WIFE LEFT HIM

(06:40) ADAM'S BAD SALAD RECOMMENDATION - SLAMBIANCE, WITH PROFESSOR LEON CREAM

(09:55) "I'M FALLING EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH" - LIFEHOUSE - SELF-FACING CAMERA COMEDY

(13:30) STEPHEN COLLINS IN ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN

(15:30) NICK IS READY FOR BITS AS SOON AS HE BUSTS, DOING JON LOVITZ

(18:00) THE HIGHLANDER BEING TO HIDE FROM THE KURGAN

(19:10) NICK DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SEGREGATION AS A BLACK GUY IN THE 1950S

(20:00) ADAM'S GRANDFATHER BEING BURIED IN CRETE BECAUSE IT WAS THE CHEAPEST

(21:00) HONEY BOY - SHIA LABEOUF

(22:30) JAMIE FOXX ON TERRENCE HOWARD

(28:30) FIGHTS OVER THE POPEYE'S CHICKEN SANDWICH

(30:30) ALONG CAME POLLY INVENTED SHARTING, PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

(31:20) MADTV ALUMNI - DEBRA WILSON'S

(36:30) THE DEPRESSED TOW TRUCK DRIVER BUT IT'S ADAM BEING - MONTESSORI SCHOOLS

(39:45) THE PHILADELPHIAN, INSTEAD OF THE NEW YORKER

(43:25) "I'M DR LEON CREAM AND I'M A MEMBER OF THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY"

(46:15) MOVING TO ANGKOR WAT AND RACHEL WEISS WITH POISON DARTS

(51:15) DAYS OF THUNDER

(52:55) ROCKIN' ROBIN/POLLY POCKET - NOT KNOWING SONGS COULD BE USED IN COMMERCIALS

(54:20) HOOKED ON PHONICS

(57:50) CHURRO SELLER BEING ARRESTED IN NEW YORK

(64:40) ELMO BEING ARRESTED IN CENTRAL PARK FOR

(66:30) EXTREMELY DARK IN NEW JERSEY NOT LIKING ALL THE MOOLIES AROUND

(67:00) STAV IN A TANNING BED - GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL/COOKING WITH A HOT FORK ON THE WAY TO THE MOUTH

(70:30) JUVENILE HALL, IT'S JAIL BUT FOR!

(11-14-2019) The Joker Laureate of the Dirtbag Left - Cumtown (181) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:20) MY FAZE TO THE TUNE OF BAD ROMANCE

(01:00) POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD - "WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE"

(04:00) THREE TO TANGO

(07:00) DAN CARLIN'S HARDCORE HISTORY

(08:00) CALLING BILL GATES

(11:20) ADAM'S DAD HAVINGTO BUY ADAM GAME SYSTEMS

(13:40) MARNIE

(18:20) ELIZABETH WARREN TALKING ABOUT GROWING UP IN A TEEPEE

(25:25) HOPING TO SEE MISTY FROM POKEMON'S

(26:40) ADAM OFF TO THE SIMPSONS

(27:30) GETTING AT A LIFE DRAWING CLASS

(28:30) I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS IN HIS, THE WANDERER

(33:00) MACK WELDON IS DESIGNED TO NOT GET

(45:20) A DUMB GUY WHO DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO POLITICS AND THINKS WAS JUST A REGULAR FACTORY

(11-10-2019) what is this modern whore fair - Cumtown Premium (160) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) NICK EATING MICROWAVED TURKEY BACON

(00:25) LOVE ISLAND

(01:40) A GIRL NAMED BUCKINGHAM PALACE

(04:50) DRAGGING A PERSON TOO FAT TO LEAVE THEIR HOUSE OUT BY A CHAIN ON THE ANKLE

(06:45) PETER LUGER GETTING A BAD REVIEW

(09:45) NICK GETTING PAID $5 TO SHOOT UP A POLICE STATION AND SAYING "I'M JUST DOING MY JOB"

(13:30) ADAM DOESN'T PAY FOR, HE PAYS FOR THE CONVERSATION

(15:25) STAV TOO SCARED TO WEAR JEANS

(16:50) BRITISH GYPSIES/ROMA - HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

(20:45) ADAM DOING NO NUT NOVEMBER

(21:10) NICK WANTS CHAINMAIL

(22:20) THE ORIGIN ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

(27:30) NICK GIVING UP ON WORKING OUT TO GROW A BEARD

(30:50) CARRYING DOGSHIT FROM THE DUNGEON IN YOUR MOUTH

(33:20) RAGE AGAINST THE AGE OF CONSENT

(36:20) EPSTEIN'S PLAYLIST

(37:50) THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN ISRAEL, THE MOST EVIL PLACE IN THE WORLD

(41:25) SUB AND JERRY, RICHARD GERE TRYING TO SHOVE THE MOUSE UP

(43:00) KEANU REEVES' GIRLFRIEND

(48:15) PEOPLE

(49:00) THE COLONISING THE SUN

(53:00) 101 DALMATIANS

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