Comedy

CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

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(11-07-2019) all cylinders - Cumtown (180) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:30) GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

(03:40) STAV WANTS TO A YOUNG MRS DOUBTFIRE

(05:20) NICE PENIS BILLY!

(10:30) PEARL JAM SONGS ARE ALL ABOUT HAVING A STEPDAD

(11:20) JACK NICHOLSON'S SISTER WAS ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER

(19:20) DOCTOR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN - ADAM STEALS JOKES

(39:20) ADAM GETTING SURGERY TO TURN HIS MASSIVE INTO A - THE DOCTOR CALLING UP HIS PATIENT'S FRIENDS AND TELLING THEM

(44:00) I'M YOUR PUSHER MAN

(61:00) WARREN BUFFETT

(67:20) A KID RUINING HIS MOTHER'S CLEANING JOB BY NOT LEAVING THE CAT ALONE AND SHE HIM IN A RUNNI

(70:00) NUDE BUNSWICK

(11-03-2019) congrats to the naturals - Cumtown Premium (159) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) SHARTAM - WELCOME TO THE SHOW

(01:00) LOCAL COMEDIAN WHO LOVES ROCK N ROLL

(03:00) SLASH

(04:20) CALLING HIV "THIS THING OF OURS" IN THE MAFIA

(07:00) VITO BEING IN THE SOPRANOS

(08:20) DORITOS PANCAKES

(10:00) NICK MAY HAVE TOLD ADAM TO SHUT UP ONCE OR TWICE

(11:25) ADAM BEING SCARED OF THE BUTANE LIGHTER

(12:20) GUY AT MCDONALDS WITH THE MIC, "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"

(15:20) DOES TARD COUNT AS THE ?

(16:50) SHELBY FOOTE FROM THE KEN BURNS CIVIL WAR DOCUMENTARY - LINCOLN COOKING BOYS' BALLS

(22:00) NERDS WHO LAUGH AT SHAKESPEARE - JONATHAN SWIFT

(23:30) INDECENT PROPOSAL BUT FOR WOODY HARRELSON'S BOTTOM SURGERY

(25:00) DEVIL - ARE BIRDS AFRAID OF FLYING, STEALING BATTERIES UNDER THEIR WINGS

(26:40) WAITING OUTSIDE ZABAR'S FOR CHEAP PASTRIES - ADAM AT GUITAR CENTRE

(28:40) STAV PRONOUNCING DACHSHUND

(32:30) NICK'S DAD WATCHING THE WORLD SERIES

(34:15) NICK EATING SUNFLOWER SEEDS

(36:40) SOUTHERN COMIC WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT EYE IS - NICK BECOMING A REDNECK COMEDIAN, SEATTLE

(43:40) TREVOR NOAH ASKING HILLARY CLINTON ABOUT EPSTEIN'S

(45:00) WITH STAV'S

(51:30) ACTING LIKE A AT THE MUSEUM AND CALLING EVERYTHING WHACK

(54:55) JAPANESE NEWSCASTER VOICE: "HEYSIRII, GET MY"

(59:30) ADAM SAYING THEY DON'T HAVE BALLS AT ORTHODOX SCHOOLS

(61:15) BETO DROPPING OUT - YOUNG ANDREW YANG

(65:20) KANYE IS THE REAL JOKER

(10-31-2019) Stike A*s!* - Cumtown (179) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:25) LOVING TO THE LOVE & MARRIAGE TUNE

(00:50) BLOODS AND CRIPS GETTING BLOOD DONATED

(02:00) CALLING CHILDREN CUNTS IN THE UK

(05:00) POLICE USING SWAT WEAPONS TO MONITOR PEOPLE

(10:00) WHAT'S DARREN WILSON UP TO NOW? - TRUMP BEING BOOED

(15:30) DAY LABORER TRYING TO GO TO "SILLYBELPHIA" / BILLYBEES ARE TOO POINTY

(18:00) THE BAM MARGERA BIPOLAR TOUR

(21:00) MYBOOKIE.AG READ SHITTING ON BETDSI

(35:30) NICK WANTS TO OWN A POOL HALL AND STEAL VENDING MACHINES

(40:40) PLAYING MODERN WARFARE WITH A TEXAS WHO KEEPS SAYING "PARTNER"

(56:30) BEING A WELL OFF STRAIGHT WHITE MAN IN THE 1980S WAS THE PINNACLE

(60:30) NICK GETTING SICK AND GOING TO LIVE IN THE WOODS

(10-28-2019) Duty Calls - Cumtown Premium (158) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) GOOD MORNING TO WOMEN ONLY

(01:00) YOU LUCKY I GOT A SMALL

(01:50) BOTTOM SURGERIES

(03:40) NICK ROBBING STORES IN GTA V

(06:15) ROMEO + JULIET

(09:45) GENDER ROLES AND ASPIRATIONS IN ADVERTISING - GILLETTE COMMERCIAL

(11:30) I AM JAZZ, THE GIRL

(15:30) STAV WANTS TO EVERYONE IN HUSTLERS, WOULD STAB ADAM TO JLO - NICK FORGING A KNIFE TO MAKE A SANDWICH

(19:00) RALPH BAKSHI'S WIZARDS

(21:20) STAV DIDN'T WITH LOTION BECAUSE HIS KEPT SLIPPING OUT OF HIS HANDS

(25:00) NICK'S AND BODY ODOR

(26:00) JOHNNY CASH, HURT - "WHAT A" - JOKER CASH

(30:00) COSTCO APPLES

(31:00) NICK'S EX-GIRLFRIEND'S ROOMMATE COMING HOME WITH A PERSONAL PIZZA, "THIS IS MINE, DON'T TOUCH"

(35:30) AMELIA EARHART DOING 9/11 AND BALOO

(36:10) HILLARY RUNNING AGAIN

(39:30) NICK CALLS LISA KUDROW LAURA KINCAID

(41:30) NICK ROBBING A BANK WITH A BLIMP

(43:40) AND ROOT BEER

(46:30) THE NBA APOLOGISING FOR SAYING PEEPEE IN COKE IS BAD - CHINESE RODNEY DANGERFIELD

(48:55) BOYS-CANCELLING HEADPHONES

(50:15) PETE AND CHASTEN BUTTIGIEG

(51:15) OLYMPUS HAS BEEN

(60:00) KORN - BEAK ON A LEASH

(63:00) JOHN JOKER/JOKER WICK

(67:00) THE TV SHOW MILLENNIUM

(10-24-2019) Hillary 2020 baby - Cumtown (178) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) FTM - FAT TITTY MEN

(02:15) WYPIPO-SUCTION

(06:20) ADAM PEELING OFF GLUE - HE WILL ANYTHING CYLINDRICAL

(09:00) NICK BRINGING UP DASHA

(10:00) JEFF GOLDBLUM BEING CANCELLED

(13:50) CHRISTOPHER LOWELL

(15:10) CHRIS KATTAN

(16:30) NICK AS A KID BULLYING AN ADULT MAN AT HIS AUNT'S BARBEQUE

(17:50) NICK'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND, ALSO NAMED ADAM FROM SOUTH AFRICA

(18:05) NICK BEATING UP A AND IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING IT, HAVING WEIRD FEELINGS ABOUT HIS OLDER SISTER

(21:00) BIG DAVE

(25:00) MYBOOKIE.ADAM'SGY

(28:30) NO MONEY, NO CUNNY

(30:00) BUILDING SEVEN - BURJ KHALIFA - MIA

(37:00) ADAM'S LITTLE HEAVY

(39:40) ADAM HOLDING A BOOMBOX OVER HIS HEAD PLAYING THE BARNEY SONG "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME"

(51:30) ADVERTISE LARRY

(57:40) TURD LINES, INSTEAD OF BLURRED LINES

(63:50) JAPANESE GUY TRYING TO USE SIRI

(10-21-2019) adam watches barney - Cumtown Premium (157) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:40) 60 MINUTES/60 SECONDS - ANDY ROONEY

(02:35) NICK DOING THE BUFFALO BILL DANCE TO GOODBYE HORSES IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM

(04:00) PETER JACKSON'S WORLD WAR I DOCUMENTARY

(08:00) BRINGING YOUR OWN UNIFORM AND GUN TO WAR

(10:15) THE ROTHSCHILD FAMILY

(13:35) STAV BEING WHILE PERFORMING FOR SOLDIERS IN KOREA - "AIN'T NO AIN'T ILLEGAL DOG"

(15:40) GUY SINGING TO THE JUDGE IN COURT

(17:15) DEMOCRATIC DEBATE

(20:50) PEOPLE THINKING OBAMA WOULD GIVE THEM WHITE SLAVES TO

(24:15) ANY POST-MENOPAUSAL WOMAN

(25:20) NICK'S DAD VOTING FOR BIDEN - BIDEN RAMBLING ABOUT LGBT (LUCKY BALLS STEVE), MARRIAGE, BEING

(32:55) GOOD MORNING VIETNAM/TEL AVIV

(34:20) BEING IN THE ARMY BAND

(36:25) DRESSING AS A CLOWN, IS IT?

(38:45) ADAM'S COUSIN GETTING AIDS FROM A USED BANDAID

(42:00) A TV SHOW ABOUT A BAD KID, DEREK/JONATHON, "I HEARD THAT YOU GOT"

(46:00) ADAM'S SPANISH TEACHER LOSING HER AT 32 IN MEXICO AND GETTING

(50:00) OZ

(53:00) ADAM GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITH HIS COUSIN ABOUT HIS TONY HAWK SAVE GAME WITH SPIDER-MAN

(59:30) GETTING FROM BEING FAMOUS - GIRLFRIEND THE OXYCLEAN GUY "WHY IS YOUR SO CLEAN"

(10-17-2019) squah me up - Cumtown (177) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) MIC ISSUES - WE WANT A NICE CLEAN FIGHT, NO HITTING ABOVE OR BELOW THE

(03:45) STAV GETTING HIS TOOTH FIXED - COMING BACK WITH HAIR PLUGS

(07:05) FAT PEOPLE - NICK HAVING PICTURES OF FAT GUYS ON HIS PHONE IN A FOLDER CALLED "STAV AND ELDIS"

(11:05) ADAM HUMBLEBRAGGING ABOUT HAVING "BOYFRIEND"

(13:00) CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DAY, BRIAN'S BOOK REPORT - CUOMO

(17:45) ADAM AS THE JOKER

(20:15) THE CLOCK KING

(30:50) THE TOM JOYNER MORNING SHOW

(36:25) DARTH VADER MAKING PEOPLE'S SMALLER

(37:00) TOM JOYNER'S IS SMALL OPENING SONG

(38:30) RWANDAN GENOCIDE/HOTEL RWANDA - HOTEP BRAGGING ABOUT THE NUMBERS IN THE

(47:30) THE JAPANESE JUDGE IN THE OJ TRIAL DOING BITS

(57:00) NICK'S BABY JOKE

(59:55) JOKES BY TEENAGERS

(62:45) EXTREMELY FAT JUDGE IN NEVADA, HALVERSON

(10-13-2019) patched and ratched - Cumtown Premium (156) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) GUCCI MANE

(00:50) CAT HOUSE - NICK SEEING A BROTHEL IN THE DESERT - ADAM'S DAD WAITING IN A BROTHEL

(04:45) NICK'S DAD SEEING JOKER

(06:30) STAV REALLY HATES SPOILERS - EATING A BOMB IN A CAKE

(08:30) THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST - BAPTISM, CONFIRMATION

(14:45) JEFFREY OOPSTEIN, A REGARDED EPSTEIN - JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN

(18:00) ADAM'S THERAPIST, NICK WATCHING HIM AND WRITING "PRETENDING TO NOT BE"

(19:30) FRIENDS

(23:00) FRENCH THINGS, LIKE FRENCH TOAST, FRENCH HORN - NAMING THINGS THAT START WITH

(28:50) LIGHTER TRICKS

(30:00) NICK HAVING A LANYARD FOR HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS

(32:45) EXTREMELY NAMES

(35:10) SNOW - INFORMER

(36:55) "IF YOU WERE REALLY SMALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT FEEL GOOD TO BE IN A MICROWAVE?" - FORMS OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

(40:20) VIDEO OF THE WOMAN JUMPING TO

(46:25) STAV ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADING

(48:45) SEEING GIRLS' AT SCHOOL AND HAVING TO

(50:35) INSANE BROWN POSSE, ONLY BROWN ENTERTAINERS

(51:10) LILLY SINGH

(53:30) ADAM ASKING IF FRANK SINATRA - SEVENTEEN WAS POPULAR BEFORE THE SOPRANOS

(55:50) NORM MACDONALD THREATENING SETH SIMON

(60:00) CREATING A COMIC CHARACTER CALLED FRANK SINATRA - FRANK SINATRA DYING IN

(62:50) ITALIAN JESUS

(64:30) JOE DEPESCI MODE

(67:45) MATT LAUER

(10-09-2019) da joka baby - Cumtown (176) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) DR. THE ROBOT KING - JOKER REVIEW

(02:50) FANTASISING ABOUT INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE

(09:20) RIP TORN/RIP TAYLOR

(13:30) STAV BEING A ABOUT SPOILERS

(14:00) GIRL JOKER NEEDS $20,000 TO START A PODCAST

(15:15) ADAM ABOUT TO CHEW GUM ON THE POD

(16:00) JOKER

(17:45) STAV BEING CALLED OUT ABOUT TRYING TO GET FROM NOT LIKING JOKER

(19:30) WOMAN THINKING MATT FROM CHAPO WAS GONNA SHOOT UP THE SCREENING BECAUSE OF HIS CONSTANT LAUGHTER

(25:30) KIRK VAN HOUTEN - WILL YOU ON MY - WHO FROM THE SIMPSONS WOULD YOU

(29:45) EDUCATION WHERE THEY INVITE THE KIDS TO EACH OTHERS

(32:00) BALTIMORE BLUECHEW

(36:50) ILLITERATE COMIC WHO HAS TO READ AN APOLOGY FROM THE TELEPROMPTER

(41:00) GETTING FATTER THROUGHOUT A MOVIE

(44:50) ADAM BEING ON THE BIG TRAIN

(46:30) RICK PERRY'S HEAD RANCH

(52:40) VENUS DE MILO EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS

(54:15) ADOPTING AN ITALIAN ACCENT AFTER LIVING IN NEW YORK

(55:00) SLAM DUNK

(56:00) OLD GUY GETTING KICKED DOWN STAIRS

(58:00) BRINGING YOUR OWN MICROWAVE TO THE CINEMA, PRETENDING IT'S A PHONE AND CALLING THE POLICE

(10-06-2019) deadass - Cumtown Premium (155) May 31, 2025

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(02:00) ADAM THINKS THEY ALL WEAR HEADPHONES ON THE BREAKFAST CLUB

(05:00) ADAM SAYING "DEADAS" AND "IT SLAPS"

(05:50) CODE-SWITCHING BY TALKING LIKE AN OLD LADY

(07:00) JOKER

(07:25) TOAST GUARD

(12:00) HILLARY CLINTON ON THE BREAKFAST CLUB

(13:15) BEING CASUALLY

(14:45) FASHION WEEK IS FOR THE WORST GUYS

(16:20) HAVING A DVD BOX SET GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO: GET UP AND CHANGE THE DISK

(18:20) HAVING A BEARD BECAUSE OF WISDOM - BEING A WISE BEARDED MAN ON A HILL IN A STATE PARK

(20:15) BATMAN BEING EXTREMELY IN THE ANIMATED SERIES

(27:00) GETTING THEIR MRS

(28:25) THE GUY WHO SAID HE WAS INJURED ELIZABETH WARREN

(30:25) THE INSIDER AND OTHER RUSSELL CROWE MOVIES ABOUT AND GETTING YOUR

(32:50) JOAQUIN PHOENIX "MELTDOWN" ON THE SET OF JOKER - TONI COLLETTE, TOM CRUISE, SHIA LABEOUF

(41:00) TODD PHILLIPS' NEXT MOVIE SONIC, ABOUT SONIC BEING OBSESSED WITH BOB DYLAN IN 1969

(56:50) MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS

(65:00) AMBER GUYGER SENTENCE

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