Comedy

CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

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(02-20-2020) Coomberg - Cumtown (195) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(01:40) RAT

(04:50) DAY LABORER SPEAKING AT NICK'S UNCLE'S FUNERAL TELLING A STORY ABOUT BEING CHASED BY BEES

(06:00) NOT TELLING FAMILY ABOUT CTOWN

(08:00) MAYOR PETE'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER LIS SMITH POSSIBLY BEING BEHIND A GUY ACCOUNT ON TWITTER

(11:00) NAVAL WHISTLES

(15:00) OZONE

(17:00) MAKING MICHAEL WINSLOW NOISES WHILE MAKING FUN OF A WOMAN FOR HER

(19:00) PLAYING MIND GAMES, GETTING A WOMAN TO

(31:20) DONNIE SIMPANERO

(33:00) STAR WARS - JABBA THE HUTT, THE RISE OF SKYWALKER, JOHN BOYEGA TROLLING THE MEDIA

(41:30) EPSTEIN'S DEFENCE: "SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL"

(43:00) GETTING INTO MAGIC, NICK GETTING MAD AT A KID DOING A TRICK AT SCHOOL

(47:00) NICK DOING ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH THE ECHO

(52:00) JUDGE JOE BROWN GETS CUSSED OUT

(58:00) RUNNER (BLADE RUNNER)

(02-16-2020) rip to stav - Cumtown Premium (174) Jun 01, 2025

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(02-13-2020) Amy Klobequiet - Cumtown (194) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) YOU TO THE TUNE OF YOU GOT THE FUNK

(02:40) STAV SPOILS STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI - NICK MISSED IT BECAUSE HE WAS DOING PULL-UPS

(04:45) A FRIEND OF FIDANCE - JAKE JEALOUS OF IAN FOR BEING MENTIONED IN JACOBIN

(07:30) SIMP

(09:15) ASHLEY JUDD LOOKS LIKE NORM MCDONALD

(13:00) BRA MEASUREMENTS

(14:00) VINTAGE JEANS STORE NAME - JEANS REMEMBERED

(24:30) NICK WANTS HARVEY WEINSTEIN TO BE BASED ON INSANITY

(29:20) A MOVIE WHERE MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS IN LOVE WITH

(41:30) DOWN THUNDER IS GOING DOWN ON A

(44:00) NICK BEING THE VOICE INSIDE ADAM'S HEAD

(46:30) READING RAINBOW - WHAT IF READING WAS MORE?

(48:00) STAV THINKS PICARD'S REAL NAME IS JEAN-LUIS PICARD (PATRICK STEWART)

(02-10-2020) (to the tune of my sharona) - Cumtown Premium (173) Jun 01, 2025

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(02-05-2020) low...what? - Cumtown (193) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:50) THERE'S TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE, THERE'S AND THEN THERE'S F... - MAYOR PETE AND IOWA CAUCUS

(09:00) MITCH MCCONNELL'S NEWSCASTER

(11:00) HAVING YOUR REPLACED WITH DENIM

(14:45) LIZZO IS KEPT AT LOW TEMPERATURES BECAUSE SHE'S MADE OF

(16:00) HAVING COWBOY BOOTS AND A COWBOY HAT FOR YOUR DENIM

(18:20) THEY THINK SIAM WAS

(18:50) AMERICAN IN JAPAN WHO CAN ONLY REMEMBER ONE PARENT AT A TIME

(24:45) THE WUHAN "PLAYERS", SAYING PLAYERS INSTEAD OF THE - READY PLAYER ONE

(25:30) ADAM MEETING A GUY FROM GHANA IN JAPAN, GEORGE - GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE, CURIOUS GEORGE

(31:40) STAV WASN'T ALLOWED SWORDS BECAUSE THEY'D POP HIM

(33:45) BULLYING THE BROTHER ON TIKTOK - DUMB GUYS THINKING THAT TEENS ARE BETTER NOW

(37:30) NEIL YOUNG

(39:30) STAV DONATING AND GIVING THE WOMAN DIABETES

(42:00) THE MATRIX BEING A DREAM OF THE WACHOWSKIS WANTED TO BE - WOMEN CREATING THE MATRIX

(49:10) TINDER UPDATE SUGGESTION FROM A FAN

(02-03-2020) halftime - Cumtown Premium (172) Jun 01, 2025

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(01-30-2020) Phased - Cumtown (192) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) MR P

(01:45) MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, BZZZT

(03:50) NICK DOES A MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL TYPE OF CROWD WORK

(07:40) STAV GOING TO THE DMV - GUYS WHO WEAR SUITS THERE

(12:00) DRAGON-KIN

(14:45) ADAM SAYING HE WAS A CHILD ACTOR AND MODEL

(17:50) WATCHING THE MASTER ALONE AND TALKING TO NOBODY BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL ALONE - ISOLATING ADAM'S AUDIO TO MAKE FUN OF HIM

(20:20) WOMEN MOVING IN WITH OTHER WOMEN STRANGERS AND BECOMING BEST FRIENDS

(21:45) STAV'S OLD HOUSE MUFF MANOR

(24:00) THE WEIRD HOUSEMATE WHO SITS BY HIMSELF DRINKING AND PUTS PRIMUS ON THE STEREO

(29:30) THE MEATWAD PODCAST - FRYLOCK

(31:40) CTOWN AS A MORNING RADIO SHOW

(32:40) GUY USING BLUECHEW, DOING SHIRTLESS PLUMBING WITH MERSHAM, BEING BY THE GOVERNMENT

(43:00) WOMAN REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT

(47:00) JOE ROGAN ENDORSING BERNIE

(49:30) TRUMP CALLING BUTTIGIEG "LITTLE PETEY"

(55:00) NICK GOING TO, TO DO THE ACCENT

(59:00) MADTV SKETCH ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE

(63:00) THE CRITIC AND SIMPSONS CROSSOVER

(65:30) THE MAILMAN

(66:00) SCRUFF MCGRUFF

(68:00) KIOSKS AT THE SHOPPING MALL WHO WOULD TELL YOU YOU COULD BE A MODEL

(72:00) NEXTEL CHIRP PHONES "HEY MAN I BE DOIN' SOME"

(01-26-2020) Bleep Texas ft. Felix - Cumtown Premium (171) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) STEELY DAN/CHEAP TRICK

(02:45) FIRST VIRGIL IMPRESSION

(04:00) YOU CLEAN YOUR HOUSE EVERY WEEK!

(06:00) YOUTUBE COMMENTS BY OLD PEOPLE, MICHAEL MCDONALD

(10:10) TRUMP GETS LIKE A BOSS

(11:20) POPCORN270

(14:20) I AM SAM - TROPIC THUNDER

(25:35) NICK, FELIX AND VIRGIL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

(32:35) FIVEISH

(62:00) IS FORREST GUMP SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE?

(01-23-2020) Too old - Cumtown (191) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) NICK'S DAD HAVING A SECRET FAMILY

(01:00) UNCUT GEMS

(10:00) BREATHING WEIRD AND GETTING FIRED FROM THE CALL CENTRE FOR IT

(12:45) NICK HAD TO GO SEE THE IN REAL LIFE AFTER UNCUT GEMS

(14:20) LAKEITH STANFIELD SEEMS LIKE AN ANGRY TODDLER

(20:00) KID IN THE CINEMA SAYING EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON ON SCREEN

(22:00) THE PENISANTÉ, THE LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS

(23:00) CTOWN WHEN THE BOYS ARE IN THEIR 40S, THEY LIVE WITH THEIR THREE FANS AND ADAM TAKES ALL THE MONEY

(26:00) THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND THEIR ACCENTS FROM ALL OVER

(30:00) STAV GOING BALD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND LOOKING AT ROGAINE, THINKING HE'D BE A REGULAR GUY WORKING AT AN OFFICE

(32:30) NICK LIVING IN THE GARAGE AND RARELY POPPING IN TO SEE HIS FAMILY, HOMEMADE TATTOO SAYING "KING OF THE RING", HIS WIFE'

(44:40) HAVING A PRESIDENT IN A DISASTER MOVIE

(46:30) MISS NEW INSTEAD OF MISS NEW BOOTY

(50:00) OLD TIME HOLLYWOOD ACCENT, SAYING 'CHILDREN.' "HAVE YOU SEEN ANY?"

(52:20) HEAD OVER HEELS BY TEARS FOR FEARS - MAD WORLD

(54:00) A PERSON FOR THEIR, JAMES BOND GETTING INVOLVED

(58:15) DUMB GUYS WHO AGREE WITH WOMEN SO THEY CAN SMELL THEIR ON A STAMP SENT MILES AWAY

(63:45) NICK WANTS FLOPPY BASSET HOUND EARS AND AT THE HEAD OF HIS, THE RIPS THE OFF

(67:00) THE MATRIX 4

(68:00) CALLING THE HOTLINE WITH A MEXICAN ACCENT

(69:30) JAPAN DOES NOT HAVE A FOR ADAM. THEY HAVE TO ALLOW A MAN TO END THE WAR AND

(01-20-2020) vacation adam - Cumtown Premium (170) Jun 01, 2025

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(00:00) NICK REINSTALLING MODERN WARFARE - PLAYING AS A GIRL IN VIDEO GAMES - DUDES ROCK

(02:00) WEINSTEIN FORGETTING HOW TO WALK

(04:30) THE KIND OF GUY STAV WOULD GET HEAD FROM

(08:00) STAV'S IS A GAG GIFT, ALWAYS MAKES WOMEN FROM THE "SIZE"

(10:30) GETTING YAKUZA TATTOOS

(13:00) STAV GETTING BUSINESS CARDS JUST FOR BITCHES

(14:00) THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT - BILLY JOEL, BUT

(22:30) THE RETURN OF CRUISIN' JOE LIST

(26:15) THE FAMILY MAN WITH NICHOLAS CAGE

(27:15) THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY - SYNTH MUSIC/GIORGIO MORODER/ITALO DISCO

(34:00) STAV HAS AN OUVRE AND NICK CHECKS THE BOOK/PARCHMENT/STONE TABLET TO SEE HE DOESN'T

(39:00) NICK'S TRIP TO CHINA -> RAIDEN DOING - BABALITIES

(46:15) CALLBACK TO WHAT ENDS UP BEING A LATER EPISODE - THE FELIX EP ABOUT VIRGIL/JUSTIN

(48:00) ELIZABETH WARREN IS A SNAKE - ADAM AND EVE AND THE SNAKE

(54:00) ADAM'S DAUGHTER BEING A MASSIVE AND HE'S FULLY SUPPORTIVE

(61:00) NICK PLAYING AFRICA BY TOTO WITH BEEPS

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