Closet Confessions

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The scariest type of man Dec 19, 2023

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Candice and Sarel are back in the closet and on the agenda today: what that annoying beeping in the background really means, why Sarel hates pinky nails, men with penises at both ends of the size spectrums, what the scariest type of man is, the double standards when it comes to religion and why gospel music is the BEST type of music.

Plus, a listener confession titled “Waiting for karma after having an affair”, listen in to find out who the true villain is.

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Your Confessions… “A breakup with huge consequences” Dec 14, 2023

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For the first time ever Sarel is left gagging as she spills the tea with this week's cousin confession.

An 18-year-old cousin has just realised she wants to end her relationship and Sarel and Candice are here to revel in the planning and preparations for a sneaky exit…

The conversation covers self-worth, low libidos and a full recital of our fave Boyz II Men tune.

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I’m a legacy simp! Dec 12, 2023

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Candice’s confession about being a mess and Sarel’s confession about her simpiness turns into a deep conversation about how we surround ourselves with people who don’t believe in us… a normal day in the closet!

The girls discuss why being a simp can make your relationships become a legacy, how to stop getting your value from someone else and a cousin confession about a terrible parent, or is the child the problem?

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Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover” Dec 07, 2023

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It’s a BIG day for Sarel as her new show ‘Smothered’ comes out on Sky Comedy today (7th December)! Make sure you support our girl and watch ASAP.

Before this week's listener confession, we have a hopeful note from a cousin reminding Sarel and Candice that not all cousins are in the trenches and as Candice says ‘Good doesn’t have great PR’.

BUT, this week’s cousin confession is gnarly and leads to some blunt advice from the girls as they discuss the greatest taboo…

TW: This episode discusses incest

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Poopy particles Dec 05, 2023

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Grab a pumpkin spiced something because after a festive intro, the girls get into why Sarel hates a birthday engagement and Candice reveals the cult she’s a part of.

This episode features some discount girl math, some controversial wedding chat and why iPhone users need a reality check.

Plus, a cousin confession that features a woman who is questioning her entire friendship because of her friend’s 14-step skincare routine… it’s juicy and disgusting.

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Your Confessions… “Married to a stranger” Nov 30, 2023

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Caught up in a wild marital web of lies this week's cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice with no doubt about what their listener should do.

The girls are crystal clear about their advice as they discuss vex money, gas lighting and fake identities.

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Never trust your Close Friends list Nov 28, 2023

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Candice is wondering what the requirements are to be added to a Close Friends list and Sarel has finally unghosted her therapist.

This week, the girls discuss getting caught out via Close Friends, why you should never give an ugly man a chance and how to prioritise your health even if it means paying up.

Plus, a listener confession about a Black police officer who feels like they have Stockholm Syndrome from their job.

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Sleeping with my Dad’s best friend’s nephew” Nov 23, 2023

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This week's Cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice reeling!

Revelations about a 21-year-old dating a 44-year-old take Candice down memory lane, whilst the girls discuss the power dynamics that come with an age gap and they sing a tribute to Craig David.

TW: This week’s conversation features paedophilia

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See it, say it, SORTED Nov 21, 2023

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The Petty Pisces is out in full force this week! Candice wonders why white women will stay friends even when they commit the worst crimes and Sarel keeps it short and real with a confession about bleaching.

The girls talk about testing loyalties and friendship fall outs, reasons they may block the bag and why they believe in paying the most for plastic surgery.

Plus, we have a cousin confession from a teenage girl who doesn’t want to lose herself after moving from Nigeria to Sweden.

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Why do men do this?” Nov 16, 2023

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The girls are not sugarcoating their response to this week’s cousin confession.

Our cousin is wondering why a man would ask for her number just to ghost her… Candice and Sarel discuss the appeal of the chase, valuing yourself and the harsh truth that if he wanted to he would.

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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