Closet Confessions

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The Tarot Card Avengers Sep 19, 2023

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The girls share their unfiltered thoughts on getting the best stories out of your 20’s, how often it’s acceptable to leave your bed sheets for and Sarel shares her opinion on personal hygiene.

Plus, the listener confession is the incredible tale of The Tarot Avengers, an instagram account we know the cousins will want to get in on!

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Your Confessions… “End of a friendship?” Sep 14, 2023

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This cousin has been completely ghosted by a close friend and doesn’t know how to move on without closure, so how do you deal with a friendship break-up with no explanation?

Sarel and Candice discuss why they would pass on info as a mutual, how the friends you meet later in life are often the most meaningful and whether it’s ever okay to end a friendship with a hard stop.

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It's giving Succession (Wet Tommy Wambsgans) Sep 11, 2023

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Sarel confesses her issue with girls who focus too much attention on their ex’s mum and Candice is finally taking responsibility for the music she’s listening to…

The girls discuss emotional entanglement between mums and sons, they compare their vastly different music tastes and the conversation leads on to the horrors and life-lasting impacts of knife crime.

TW: There is a discussion of violence and knife crime in this episode

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Your Confessions… “I had to break up with my boyfriend because he was obsessed with Mary J. Blige” Sep 07, 2023

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Is this the most jaw-dropping, police calling, maddest confession ever…?

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin found herself with a man obsessed with Mary J. Blige to a truly sickening extent and Sarel wants to see to see his arrest warrant within a day of this episodes release!

We’d love an update for this one…

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“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number” Sep 05, 2023

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Recorded the morning after their sell out show at Clapham Grand, Candice and Sarel are straight back into the closet with some confessions on annoying IG comments and parents who let their kids run wild.

Candice encourages us all to read the caption before leaving a comment, Sarel reveals the crazy lack of parenting she witnessed in a restaurant and the girls question whether people are too ruthless about young kids.

Plus, we have a Cousin update from a wild confession last season and it was so worth the wait.

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Am I destined to be lonely forever?” Aug 31, 2023

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This cousin wants to know if there’s still hope for her to build friendships at 27 or will she be lonely forever? GIRL!

Candice and Sarel discuss how you can build meaningful friendships in your late twenties, letting go of the relationships that don’t serve you and advice from two socially anxious girlies on how to make friends in new situations.

TW: There is a reference to sexual assault in this episode

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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You’re in a stadium that doesn’t want you to win Aug 29, 2023

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It’s out of the court and into the closet this week, as Candice manages to make the Wimbledon Men’s final super deep and Sarel shares her genius strategy so she’ll never get wrongly imprisoned.

The girls discuss why you need to rethink your friends who aren’t rooting for you, how messed up the prison system is and they explain and hype up the best kind of man: the “Happy To Be There” man.

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Mind your business and lock the chat Aug 21, 2023

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In the closet this week, Sarel and Candice are swapping phones and hiding their read receipts in this special BONUS episode brought to you by Acast Creative and WhatsApp by Meta.

Sarel sends a saucy text on Candice’s phone and suffers the consequences, Candice reveals that WhatsApp was a key moment in her marriage and there’s an interruption from Uncle Bodé which will leave you on the floor.

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod and don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Sorry but not sorry” Aug 16, 2023

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It’s listener confession time and this week there is no holding back after a cousin finds out her baby-daddy was having an emotional affair while she was pregnant…

Sarel and Candice cover instagram relationship etiquette, keeping the dead on a pedestal and some seriously questionable loyalties.

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Making steak in the kettle Aug 14, 2023

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This episode had the producer, editor and entire production team screaming and crying – so cousins, you’re in for a good one.

Sarel confesses that she’ll never wait for a man under particular circumstances, Candice explains why you need to date within your means and the girls dive into the world of cooking on #prisontok.

Plus, you will never believe who Candice used to make tea for, Sarel shares her long lost dreams of being a lawyer and the pair discuss being on the receiving end of parasocial relationships…

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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