Closet Confessions

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Your Confessions… “I hate my marriage” Feb 22, 2024

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In our Cousin Confession this week, we have a 28-year-old woman who is thinking of giving up her entire marriage because she’s wondering what could have been… did we mention her husband is 55?

Plus, the girls share a lowdown of what to expect on their upcoming tour.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Exiting the internet Feb 20, 2024

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This week in the Closet, Candice shares her beef with the latest Apple gadget and Sarel reveals why she won’t even queue for Beyoncé.

The girls discuss whether kids should be allowed on the internet, the fear of being abducted via MSN, and a horrifying story that instils fear of any man in you.

Additionally, Candice explains why Pinterest is the best social media app of all time, while Sarel shares why she is over queueing for literally anything. The pair also offer advice for this week’s Cousin Confession: a bride who is struggling to allow her feelings and get excited for her big day.

TW: There is a story of a tragic rape and murder in this episode, skip 8:00 - 14:13 if you don’t want to listen

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Tell them or Ditch them?” Feb 15, 2024

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A cousin has come into some serious money and is wondering whether to tell her family or… cut them out and run away with it all!

Candice and Sarel talk about why you need to trust your gut, how families can turn ugly when someone finds riches and why not sharing the wealth can be a perfect lesson in financial health.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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THE AGE OF AQUARIUS Feb 13, 2024

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It's season 5, baby! Candice and Sarel reopen the closet for more confessions and chaos.

The girls recap what went down during their off-season break, their plans to escape the country to avoid the sketch comedy group also known as 'our government,' and a much-needed recap of The Grammys and all the mess surrounding it.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Ok MC pheromones! Jan 15, 2024

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It’s Blue Monday, so to raise your spirits we’ve got a very special listener confession that will have you screaming.

This cousin has a controversial opinion about shaving your private parts which leaves Candice and Sarel in bits, discussing why some men prefer a clean-shaven partner and ultimately why you gotta do you…

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Get your confessions in for SEASON FIVE! Send anonymously in this link: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “What about me?” Jan 04, 2024

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The listener confession this week is from a cousin who after putting everything into her family feels completely lost as her children have got older.

Candice and Sarel are here to remind you that it’s NEVER too late and offer a step-by-step plan to get your life back on track in middle age.

They discuss when you can expect your second Saturn Return, how to embrace your inner child and why your purpose and career are different things.

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE Jan 02, 2024

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Is this an episode of Closet Confessions or Sarel’s therapy session? Kicking off the new year, Candice and Sarel are talking about how to bring discipline into your life so you can have the 2024 you deserve.

The girls discuss why you need to look outward to better understand yourself, how your Saturn Return is messing up your life in more ways than one and why you need to commit to your goals spiritually to start seeing results.

Plus, the cousin confession from someone who doesn’t know what to do with their life offers an important lesson that not EVERYTHING has to be monetised!

Download Manifesto: Unlock The Year You Deserve at www.candicebrathwaite.com

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “I’m ready to cut off the entire family and I don’t know where to start” Dec 28, 2023

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It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin is wondering when and how to cut off the drama after a bereavement.

Candice shares her experience of family management after the will is read and Sarel gives some crucial financial advice as the conversation covers the most important thing your parents can leave you, subconscious cravings for drama and the key to generational wealth.

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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The person on the pedestal is a piece of... Dec 26, 2023

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Merry Christmas cousins! In this festive episode, Candice and Sarel talk about why we need to stop idolising celebrities, why the simple pleasures are what they’re most grateful for and why they seriously relate to Rudolph as an outsider.

Plus, we’ve got THREE cousin confessions about a rare happy ending, a hilarious revenge story and a cousin who is staying with a partner she doesn’t love.

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Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… "I don’t want to spend the holidays with my in-laws” Dec 21, 2023

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It’s almost Christmas so this week we have three different cousins needing some festive advice because none of us are safe from our own family!

Sarel and Candice discuss working on your inner child, what is the line when it comes to disrespecting family and the unexpected twists of turns of promising to love someone for better or worse.

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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