Closet Confessions

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Your Confessions… “I just found out why my dad refused to teach me his native language” Mar 28, 2024

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This confession is a story of identity, secrecy and the ultimate betrayal. The question is, does this daughter tell her mum what she’s discovered?

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It’s giving Black Mirror Mar 26, 2024

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Candice reveals why she’s done auditioning and Sarel declares her love and utmost need to have her own space on holiday.

The girls wonder why Rishi Sunak is acting like a reality TV star, why they’re put off by things that have too much hype and help a cousin who’s deciding whether to drop out of uni for a dream job.

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Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’ Mar 21, 2024

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Warning cousins, this one’s gag-city.

Candice and Sarel share their thoughts (and gags) about this creative cousin and their petty revenge…

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Dealing with the green-eyed monster… Mar 19, 2024

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Sarel announces her dream to swap the closet for a HBCU which leads her and Candice into a reminder of exactly who is NOT invited to the cookout…

They also discuss the dire state of the UK’s black education before dealing with a confessed cousin who is battling with the green-eyed monster.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “Worst Valentine's Gift Ever” Mar 14, 2024

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This confession sends the microphones flying and cameras spinning in maybe the CRAZIEST story we’ve had in the closet.

This week’s cousin loves her husband, even though he makes zero effort in and out of the bedroom. Now she’s questioning everything after he gave her the WORST Valentine’s gift ever…

Check out the National Aids Trust for support.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs Mar 12, 2024

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This week in the Closet, Candice and Sarel are discussing ghosting their PTs and what the streets are saying about the Royal Family drama.

Candice talks about the complex nature of the fitness community, Sarel is wondering where the heck Kate Middleton is (p.s. this was recorded before the retouching drama) and the girls are wondering if the French will do a seminar on their protesting techniques.

Plus, we have a witchy confession involving tarot cards and a toothbrush…

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “My best friend is befriending my other friends” Mar 07, 2024

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Is it jealousy or is it control? This week's bonus confession comes from a cousin who isn’t happy with her best friend’s behaviour.

Candice and Sarel offer their advice on whether she needs a reality check or to dump her.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Act on those red flags NOW Mar 05, 2024

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In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel review Usher’s Superbowl Half Time show, there is an EXTREMELY controversial confession from Candice about Queen B and Sarel proposes a new tax for the men of the world.

Plus, Candice has a theory about a certain energy drink’s effect on her late father, Sarel explains why she isn’t talking about weight loss on social media and our cousin confession shares to the girls that she’s no longer attracted to her husband…

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls” Feb 29, 2024

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This confession is one of the wildest sexcapades we have had on the podcast so far, with a political twist: so strap in for the ride.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We almost quit the podcast Feb 27, 2024

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If you’re driving, then park your car for this one cousins, because season 5 has TRULY begun.

In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel explain why they nearly didn’t come back for this season, they question why the common blind spot for Black women is… men and Candice shares her theory about cross-cultural relationships.

Plus, our listener confession comes from a cousin who’s worried about outshining her parents and the girls discuss why they think nepotism isn’t always a bad thing.

We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com

Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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