Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

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4.34 - Eat and Cool Off Aug 05, 2025

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After some initial investigation, Everett and Val got the impression that Nikgen Farms was merely a mortal operation, but Martha and Troy ran back, alerting them to armed assailants approaching from the corn. The enemies refused Everett’s call to stand down and the sheriff gave the order to subdue them. Val used her bare hands, and Martha proved to be effective with a firearm and her ability to modify memories. With the remainder of the enemy fleeing, can the coterie capture them and avoid a Masquerade breach?

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4.33 - The Darkness in the Corn Jul 29, 2025

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Rowan McGee called in the favour owed to the Gangrel clan and asked the sheriff to deal with a hostile mortal agricultural business interfering with the clan’s corn harvest. Everett, Val, Martha, and Troy headed out of town to Collins Farm, hoping for diplomacy but prepared for violence. They learned from the owner, Bessily Collins, that the mortal business, Nikgen Farms, was owned by the Genovese mafia family from New York. Is the coterie equipped to deal with mafia brutality, even if they are only human?

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4.32 - The Gangrel Favour Jul 22, 2025

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As the coterie returned to their usual work, Val struggled with how to handle her father’s fate and Will’s despondency. After an uncomfortable phone call with her ex, she had her first therapy session with Martha, who read Val’s complicated aura and began to plan a more tailored approach to helping her. Meanwhile, Everett reviewed all their reports on the Children of Lilith and realized how little they know, but that’s a matter for later because the Gangrel have called in their favour.

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4.31 - Emotional Labour Jul 15, 2025

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On the day of the funeral for the fallen officers, an extremely pregnant Martha revealed that she cycles through three aspects of the divine feminine: maiden, mother, and crone. After a difficult service, Martha sensed Everett and Val’s guilt and frustration over the mortal officers they had lost and she suggested they find a way to blow off steam. In the end, all of the officers and their families gathered at the arcade for a night of connection that was sorely needed. What new surprises and dangers will the next sunset bring?

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4.30 - I Wish I Knew Them Better Jul 08, 2025

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Martha accompanied Val to the Family Protection Building, but before considering moving in, she cleansed the vibes of the empty apartments while Val quickly packed up what Evangeline left behind. Martha cleansed Val’s apartment too, but when the ritual ran long, she stayed overnight. Everett meanwhile became frustrated with his father for oversimplifying everything, and so Everett left to drink and share stories with Barty, before facing tomorrow and the funerals of mortal officers he barely knew.

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4.29 - Remnants Jul 01, 2025

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Having hired Martha, Barty discussed funeral arrangements for the fallen officers, instructed Val to begin therapy with Martha, and offered to accompany Everett to see his parents. Martha set out with Val, but when Val provided only a superficial tour of the town, Martha pressed her to share the emotional impact of recent events. Everett revealed his vampire nature to his parents, and they took it surprisingly well, but can Everett prevent his father from ghouling himself joining the department?

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4.28 - Accepting Help Jun 24, 2025

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The prince arrived at the station with news and directives. He took care of the debts owed to the factions in Calgary, but the department is still indebted to the New Haven clans that were harmed in the past few weeks, and he brought Everett’s parents and Val’s father to New Haven to protect them, but left the fate of Val’s father in her hands. Everett, Val, and Barty then received a letter from Doris that stipulated the traits that their new hire must have. Fortuitously, one candidate, Martha, fit perfectly.

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4.27 - Job Interviews Jun 17, 2025

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Val world was shaken when she learned her father, now a vampire himself, was being held in the prince’s custody. Everett was confronted by his own parents, who had thought he was dead, and he promised to visit later to explain. But before turning to personal matters, Michael Arden, at the prince’s request, sent several Tremere to apply for the vacant officer role in the department. Who will they choose among an eclectic group that somehow even includes a kindred only recently-embraced by the Pyramid 2.0.

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4.26 - The Nature of the Work Jun 10, 2025

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Having followed Val’s journey from childhood to New Haven, we return now to the town in the present day. The coterie has just successfully overthrown Toasta Rosa and elevated a new prince, the ghoul Matthew Theobald. Evangeline left with Theobald’s permission, and Everett and Val were left to navigate the new political situation, and the fallout from the recent violence. On top of everything else, how will they handle the sudden appearance of their parents in New Haven?

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4.25 - Origins: Val - Good Monster, Red Monster Jun 03, 2025

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Val managed to find a motel to sleep away the day in, and told Will what she could about the danger of sunlight before passing out. Will woke up early and, unable to wake Val, he ate too much candy, made himself sick, and flooded the bathroom trying to clean up his mess. Val awoke to a flooded room and a very angry motel owner, who accepted Val’s bribe but called the police anyway. Can Val outrun a police force that now believes she has kidnapped Will and is responsible for the Wulfpack’s massacre?

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