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Introducing...Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons - 1.01 - Drinking Contests & Stolen Teeth Feb 10, 2026

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Our hiatus has an ending in sight! We've scheduled our next recording session and we'll be back with new episodes soon! For now, we hope you enjoy the podcast that started everything for us: Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast!

In our very first episode, we meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!

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Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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Del's Favourites - 2.13 - Closing Time Feb 03, 2026

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While we're on hiatus, please enjoy a re-listen to another one of Del's favourite episodes, with an introduction by Del on why she loves it.

In the previous episode...

In the midst of the Friendship Festival, Pyramid 2.0 leader Dylan Zane tried to manipulate Doris’s tarot deck, but ended up with a reading that suggested chaos was coming. Everett had to wait for Madre at the end of the three-legged race, which Evangeline won and then conceded, and Val returned to the station to try to talk sense into Will, but ultimately agreed that if he still felt the same in three months’ time, she’d turn him into a vampire herself.

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris.

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Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.04 - The Shuttle Arrives Jan 27, 2026

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Our heroes are aboard a refuelling station they’ve dubbed “The Pleasure Tumor” scheming to intercept an Imperial Shuttle. Brash staked the gang’s ship at the casino, but failed the seduce the attendant and became outraged, Wakka Wakka Fonzie is planning an epic fake fight with Dibs, and Vic started a space poker tournament! This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie!

You can find more episodes of Dumb Scum & Villainy on whatever podcatcher you’re using to listen to this episode now!

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Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.03 - Anarch III Jan 20, 2026

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Having been sent by Agrippa the Hutt to intercept an Imperial shuttle, our heroes have arrived at a refuelling station they’ve dubbed “the pleasure tumor”. Forming a plan they decided Vic will grab attention as a high roller int the casino, Wakka Wakka Fonzie will start a fight ring, and Brash will focus on stealing their prize! This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie!

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Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.02 - The Falleen Express Jan 13, 2026

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Our heroes have been sent to pick up a package by Agrippa the Hutt! Each of them brought along a specialist: the bruiser Dibs, the mechanic Shatterstar, and the spy-courtesan Nix. They’ve entered hyperspace, heading for their target, and Wakka Wakka Fonzie is getting a message from a jukebox. What could possibly happen next in a galaxy far, far away? This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie!

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Introducing...Dumb Scum & Villainy - A Star Wars RPG Podcast - 1.01 - Agrippa The Hut Jan 06, 2026

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While our hiatus continues, we hope you enjoy another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast, Dumb Scum & Villainy - a Star Wars RPG Podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers explore the underworld of the Star Wars: Edge of the Empire roleplaying game. This series features the familiar voices of Game Master Tom McGee, and voice over artists and improvisers Ryan LaPlante, Tyler Hewitt, and Adam McNamara! So join our crew of bumbling criminals, see if they turn to the dark side or stay in the shadowy parts of the light. Enjoy an adventure in a galaxy far, far away!

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Laura's Favourites - 3.41 - Guards! To me! Dec 30, 2025

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While we're on hiatus, please enjoy a re-listen to another one of Laura’s favourite episodes, with an introduction by Laura on why she loves it.

In the previous episode...

Still at the mercy of her beast, Doris hid in a closet and berated Evangeline, who decided it was best to wait for Doris’s compulsions to wear off and search the recreation centre in the meantime. Back at the Malkavian headquarters, Val contended with her own beast. Everett tried to placate her, but when Val moved to attack Sam Buttwise, Everett stepped in and found himself pushed through a wall by his deputy. Will the coterie overcome their beasts in time to salvage what’s left of the night?

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris.

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Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale) Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made quite the scene at the Chestnut Ball. Johnny abandoned Holly to dance with Hailey Barris when she promised him a film role, Trish outed Johnny as a scumbag to the entire town, and Cole confessed his love to the devastated Holly (who ran away). Can these heroes escape the trap set by Axel Stormborn, or will Hallmark AND AMERICA be lost forever to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire!?

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Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

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Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 12 - The Chestnut Ball Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered at Grandma's house, where Johnny proposed to Holly and she accepted. Cole had a breakdown before Trish consoled him and he returned to his farm, while the rest of the team chose outfits for the ball. Can these heroes join forces to triumph at the Chestnut Ball, or will their interpersonal conflicts allow Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, to take over Hallmark (and America) forever!?

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Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 11 - The Proposal Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - destroyed a nuclear submarine, saving America's springwater supply! Johnny Evans distracted the enemy by getting captured, Holly and Trish deactivated a nuclear bomb, and Cole caused an explosion that took out the sub and the warehouse surrounding it! Can these heroes recover from their injuries quickly enough to become Chestnut King and Queen, or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, complete his takeover of the heart of America!?

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- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra