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Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 10 - Captain Lightning vs. Admiral Blaze Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have minutes before a nuclear submarine disappears into Lake Springwater! Johnny and Holly managed to win the Chestnut Hockey game 14-0 while Trish and Cole stole Devil Diver uniforms for the whole team! Can these heroes infiltrate the private army of Captain Jack Lightning, or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, irradiate America's supply of bottled water!?

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Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

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Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 9 - Chestnut Hockey & A Nuclear Submarine Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made their way to the ice skating jamboree where they competed against rivals old and new, winning the Nut Slide, and are about to start a dangerous Chestnut Hockey game with Cole on one side and the rest of the team on the other. Can these heroes win the game AND stop a nuclear submarine, or will the Devil Divers irradiate America's supply of bottled water!?

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

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- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 8 - The Nut Slide Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered from their injuries at Grandma Ringer's house! Trish used her nursing skills to make sure Cole survived his injuries, Holly helped though she was constantly distracted by her boyfriend, and Johnny ate all the muffin tops in the house and was given a family engagement ring by Grandma! Can they win the community nut slide and chestnut hockey game - all while defeating a nuclear sub that's threatening America's water supply? Or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, and his Devil Divers complete their evil plans!?

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 7 - Grandma's House Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - split into pairs! Trish and Johnny burned down the Fimblewinter Ski Resort to distract the terrorists and allow the group to escape, while Holly and Cole reconnected on a ski lift before falling off of it and Cole almost dying. Having reunited in the chicken truck, can they make it back to Grandma's safely, or will they fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire and doom both Hallmark and America?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 6 - Stargazing and Flamethrowers Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have deactivated LOLJK, killed Primrose Pierce to protect the internet (and Johnny Evan's affair), and Trish defeated Janice Fimblewinter, winning the Chestnut 32,000 ski race. Can they continue their winning streak to save the town of Hallmark and ultimately America, or will the entire nation fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 5 - The Chestnut 32,000 Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have connected with an America Force deep cover agent and made their way into the server farms hidden under the Fimblewinter ski resort. Having destroyed the drone swarm, can they take out the Hacker Prime and her robot bodyguard LOLJK, or will Primrose Pierce get away and blackmail everyone in America?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 4 - INFAMOUS Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have discovered that Hallmark is ACTUALLY the heart of modern day America and the President of the United States is sending them back to save it. Can these small town heroes channel the chestnut juice in their veins and save their town and their country, or will everyone fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 3 - The Heart of America Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have stolen a bus from the criminals of the Crooked Carnival and are attempting to reach a short wave radio to let the government know what's happening in Hallmark. Can they summon help or will they be captured by the evil minions of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 2 - Escaping Hallmark Dec 23, 2025

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - are shocked when the town of Hallmark is assaulted by the forces of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire. Can they escape the tree lighting ceremony, or will they fall into the hands of his army of madmen (and women) [and they/thems]?!

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Introducing...Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up - Episode 1 - Heading Home to Hallmark Dec 23, 2025

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Happy Holidays! We hope you enjoy our holiday-themed action-thriller-meets-Hallmark-movie series: Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up. This limited series uses Dimension 20's Never Stop Blowing Up system, and features familiar voices from Canada by Night, including Game Master Ryan LaPlante, and players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Pam Sparrow, as well as Josh Halbot, who you may know from the Agents of the Inquisition podcast.

Holly Ringer is returning to the town of Hallmark after her mother's death, meets her best friend Patty Kaek, reconnects with her high-school crush Cole Mississippi, and is surprised by her celebrity boyfriend Johnny Evans before the Chestnut Festival begins with a tree-lighting ceremony none of them will ever forget.

Enjoying Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)

- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

- Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

- Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra