Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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171: Charlie Kirk Fallout/Theories + Kimmel Fired + New UAP Footage + Zuckerberg FAIL Sep 22, 2025

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We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.
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170: Sam's Message to Bryan Callen (After Rogan Debate) + Creepy Trump-Epstein Letter + Jim Breuer's Wisdom Sep 12, 2025

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Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode.
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169: CIA Podcast Plants + Off the Grid Ryan Update + UK Free Speech Arrests Sep 08, 2025

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Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more.
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168: Sam Did Rogan! (Austin move?) + Netanyahu on PBD + Sam Gets Secret Love Letter From Fan Sep 01, 2025

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Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.
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167: "Pay Pigs" + Sam Does Rogan + Worst TFH Ever? + XG Menaces Chat Aug 25, 2025

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We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza!
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166: Sam Going On Rogan + Lex Fridman Under Fire + Alien Footage + Happy Gilmore 2 Aug 04, 2025

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This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more.
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165: Nelk Boys Interview Netanyahu + Revisiting Rogan v Mencia + Hunter Biden Defends Crack + Colbert Canned Jul 28, 2025

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The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.
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164: Big News! + More Epstein Gaslighting + Thomas Massie Controlled? w/ Guest Sharay Hayes aka 'The Punisher' From The Diddy Trial Jul 17, 2025

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We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece of footage.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project Jul 14, 2025

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Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again) Jul 07, 2025

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Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.
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