Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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190: Iran War?! + Newsom Can't Read + Shia's Big Adventure + Tucker Stomps Huckabee Feb 27, 2026

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War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.
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189: Trump Orders UFO Disclosure! + Prince Andrew Arrested + Epstein Double Revealed Feb 23, 2026

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President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!
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188: Bondi vs. Massie on Epstein + Les Wexner's Demon + New Kurt Cobain Investigation Feb 16, 2026

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Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.
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187: Epstein-apalooza + Evidence He's Alive + Rothschild Connections + Bert Kreischer's Health Scare Feb 06, 2026

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We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.
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186: Epstein File Dump! + Trump, Gates, Clinton Named + Major Revelations + XG the Spy Feb 02, 2026

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We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.
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185: Rogan, Other Pods Snubbed By Globes + Trump's 'Board of Peace' + New UFO Footage Jan 26, 2026

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We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.
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184: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Canada PM's Creepy NWO Speech + Rand Paul on Rogan Jan 19, 2026

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Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.
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183: Venezuela! + Sam Is Angry + Will Smith is a Creep + Maron v Rogan Jan 08, 2026

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Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.
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2025 Review: Tracking Sam's Nicotine Use + Behind-the-Scenes Drama + Charlie Kirk/LA Fires Dec 27, 2025

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On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!
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182: Rob Reiner Shock + Candace Owens Meets Erika Kirk + 2025 Review Dec 22, 2025

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We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.
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