Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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#151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops Mar 17, 2025

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Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain.
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#150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files? Mar 05, 2025

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The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back!
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#149: LA Mayor BUSTED: Prior Knowledge Of Fires? + Kennedy Leaving LucasFilm! + Trump's Gold Card Feb 28, 2025

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The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more!
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches Feb 23, 2025

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We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#147: Kanye Defends Puff, Attacks Chappelle + RFK Jr. Confirmed + Sam Is On Zyn And Squeaking Feb 17, 2025

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Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness Feb 01, 2025

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We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.
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#145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls Jan 20, 2025

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Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#144: Our City on Fire + Johnny Banned From Twitter + Zuckerberg's BS on Rogan + Arsonists at Work Jan 13, 2025

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Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for.
Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan.
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Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#143: Sam Attacked, Pulled Off Stage + Your Mom's House Visit + Biden's Pardons/Trump's Panama Promise Dec 24, 2024

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Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione.
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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#142: Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in Studio + Jersey Drones + UnitedHeathcare Shooter + Sam Befriends Roseanne Dec 13, 2024

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We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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