Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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161: Trump = Peacemaker? + Sam Tripoli & Owen Benjamin Meet + Iran/Israel Jun 28, 2025

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On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!
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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

160: L.A. is Burning! (Again) + Peter Thiel Tried To Buy Tim Dillon + Ali Siddiq In Studio! Jun 16, 2025

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Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.
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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

159: Elon's Black Eye + Tim Dillon Wrecks Sam Harris + Tim Heidecker = Left Wing Rogan? + Will Trump Pardon Diddy? Jun 07, 2025

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The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!
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Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#158: Trump Ambushes SA Pres + Elon v Gates + Bernie Finally Gets Real ft. 90 Day Fiancé's Sarper in Studio! May 26, 2025

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Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025.
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Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!
Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

157: Sam Tripoli = Francis Bacon?! + James Comey Wants Trump 86'd + Kanye Writes Perfect Pop Song May 19, 2025

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SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation.
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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

156: More UFO/Pentagon 'Disclosure' + Sam at Tom Segura's Premiere with XG from Tin Foil Hat May 12, 2025

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It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more!
Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

155: Kanye **** His Cousin + UK Blocking Sun (Weather Mod) + Jordan Peterson Trashes Rep With Israel Talk Apr 28, 2025

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Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
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Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!
Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!
$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#154: Sam Addresses Controlled Opposition Accusations + Blue Origin's Bad Day + Douglas Murray Self-Owns Apr 21, 2025

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women."
$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#153: Talking Douglas Murray/Dave Smith on Rogan + Russell Brand + 'Dire Wolves' + John Wick 5 Apr 12, 2025

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We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation!
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$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer Mar 28, 2025

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Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.
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$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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