Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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Broken Sim #72: "Sam Under Attack" + LA vs. New York Comedy + Harmful Language Jan 14, 2023

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Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.
Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news!
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Sim #71: "Touched by an Angel" featuring a real-life angel encounter Dec 19, 2022

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This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.
Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.
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Broken Sim #70: "Werewolf Encounter" + Infinite Realities + A Driving Dog Dec 12, 2022

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One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
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Broken Sim #69: "Sam is Mr. Potato Head" + Kanye/Trump + Joke Writing Dec 03, 2022

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We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison.
Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza.
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
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Broken Sim #68: "The Shadow Bandit Rides Again" + Mandela Effect, Elon and Ghosts Nov 21, 2022

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The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.
Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.
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The outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey.
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Dates:
Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo
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Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo
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Broken Sim #67: "Fast and the Furriest" + Kanye + Prepping for Aliens + Elon Nov 08, 2022

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.
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Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

BS 66: "Kung FUBAR" + Skankfest Recap + Ghosts Nov 01, 2022

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What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.
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Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #65: "Red-Pilling Orny Adams" Oct 18, 2022

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This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.
Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role.
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Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #64: "Just Keep Movin'" Oct 10, 2022

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This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.
Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.
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Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #63: "The Omen" Oct 01, 2022

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This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.
Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up.
Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

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