Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital Jun 19, 2023

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The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping.
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails Jun 13, 2023

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This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits.
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Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself Jun 05, 2023

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It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star.
Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world.
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Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires May 29, 2023

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Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged May 22, 2023

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The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.
Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And we ponder what kind of person hates Joe Rogan.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers' May 12, 2023

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Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories May 05, 2023

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Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.
Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends Apr 28, 2023

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This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars Apr 21, 2023

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Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.
Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep Apr 14, 2023

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Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.
Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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