Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule Apr 07, 2023

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We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork Mar 31, 2023

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We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.
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Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity Mar 17, 2023

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We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all.
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Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads Mar 10, 2023

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This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.
Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout.
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Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube Mar 05, 2023

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This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.
Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#77: "Bryan Callen Waves White Flag on UFOs" + Biden's Ukraine visit + Open Mic Advice Feb 24, 2023

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This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment.
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam Feb 17, 2023

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We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel Feb 10, 2023

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We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI Feb 03, 2023

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Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.
Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Sim #73: "Machine Gun Kelly Confronts Sam at Comedy Chaos" + Atrocity of the Year Jan 20, 2023

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Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.
Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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