Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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Broken Sim #62: "S**t Detectives" with Josh Wolf + Sam commits an atrocity Sep 19, 2022

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This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.
Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #61: "Colon Boom!" Aug 28, 2022

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This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.
Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Sim #60: "The Sam Tripoli Experience of The Joe Rogan Experience" Aug 15, 2022

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Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation.
Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants.
Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Broken Simulation #59: "Turtle Boy" ft. Jeff Hilliard and his Hunter Biden story Aug 05, 2022

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Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out.
Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story.
Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow) and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en)!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Broken Simulation #58: "Not L.A.!" + Sam revisits fights with Ari Shaffir Jul 28, 2022

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On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."
Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies" Jul 20, 2022

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This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.
Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Broken Simulation #56: "Stupid Head" (a.k.a. "Sam Finally Gets Invited to Something") Jul 11, 2022

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Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.
Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Broken Simulation #55: "We're Number One*" Jul 04, 2022

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We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.
Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
*In the Turks and Caicos Islands

Broken Simulation #54: "Not Hot Yoga" + Video Proof of the Broken Simulation? Jun 22, 2022

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We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!
Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!
Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken!
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Broken Simulation #53: "Elizabethan Victorian Time-Traveling Hooker Wench" Jun 12, 2022

Show notes

Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).
Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

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